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我:「你咪係車仔麵fans囉!平時約你出街,問你食咩,你實答我食車仔麵嘅。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9zxU5WtMF
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希逸:「車仔麵不知幾好食,自由度高。由湯底、到麵、到餸菜全部都可以自由 mix and match,食一個禮拜都唔會重複。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAD1pgFIeGLd
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阿妹:「我仲以為你係我嘅fans㖭。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAikmfAwlHUf
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我:「噢!寧得罪小人,莫得罪女朋友。希逸,你加油喇!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAxgz7nPflEP
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希逸:「肥哥你要幫我吖!」504Please respect copyright.PENANA8XFlVwIOuz
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我:「自作孽,不可活。」504Please respect copyright.PENANANMFxNZ8wWG
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阿妹:「估唔到,你寧願做車仔麵嘅fans,都唔做我嘅fans。我嬲嬲豬吖!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAFMgcRRV0RY
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希逸:「你又點同呢!車仔麵係食嘅,而你就係我嘅。兩樣嘢點可以相提並論呢?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAa4EA4Xa2ak
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阿妹:「車仔麵可以食,我都可以食㗎!」504Please respect copyright.PENANATf81ssWH4h
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!嘢唔可以亂講吖!你就未滿16,唔食得㗎!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAPiciHmzEmV
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阿妹:「我滿咗16,你係咪就食我,唔食車仔麵先?」504Please respect copyright.PENANARgSNY8rUri
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希逸:「做人就唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂嘅,有時探究下附近嘅特色車仔麵都係好事嚟嘅。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAgilrb7okq7
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阿妹:「一句講晒,要車仔麵定我?」504Please respect copyright.PENANA1QAH3yFqSx
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希逸: 「爭咩吖!到時你煮車仔麵俾我食咪得囉!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAPDU0PRzp8r
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阿妹:「車你塊面一巴就得。」504Please respect copyright.PENANA1eugquoWfZ
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希逸:「車我吖。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAdBIyzYzLwL
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阿妹:「抖M佬,核突。」504Please respect copyright.PENANATnylRxWDW1
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希逸:「咁你咪做S囉!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAJEebrvtCqb
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我:「你哋叫SM二人組啦!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAilX1tYR0el
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楚翹:「咁我哋呢?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAheVTp2K9wr
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我:「戇鳩二人組。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAggVFx0js03
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楚翹:「我哋四個加埋就係戇鳩SM四人組。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAPHyHCKFRUm
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我:「呢個名核核突突,我哋應該叫型男索女四人組。」504Please respect copyright.PENANASSsx4BaEoJ
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希逸:「呢啲先係好名嚟㗎嘛!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAyAMZNlddIc
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阿妹:「索女我知吖!呢度就有兩個,但啲型男去咗邊?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAbT2uEmR8fd
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楚翹:「係囉,我都搵唔到啲型男。」504Please respect copyright.PENANA10VbL8iALs
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我:「我哋咪係型男囉!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAcdKtGp27M6
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希逸:「係囉!咁大個型男,冇理由見唔到㗎喎。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAIpwjyFOV6t
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楚翹:「型男?咩嚟㗎?Sorry,I can't find the right word。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAt6uALt0YL1
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我:「我哋咪就係型男囉!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAOAN0wPiLJb
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阿妹:「乜而家啲人面皮咁厚㗎,真係唔要得。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAos0pS9OVc1
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楚翹:「之前有個電影叫《大佬可以退貨嗎?》,而家應該係《男朋友可以退貨嗎 ?》」504Please respect copyright.PENANAL5HDibDNIE
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阿妹:「全新屎屍級電影《男朋友可以退貨嗎?》現正於各大情侶屋企上映。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAwUXqWZc7ro
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我:「咁套戲嘅主題曲係咪要唱古天樂嘅《男朋友》?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAGuXqwlcEPc
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希逸:「回答我可不可以暫時讓我講出感覺後,才直說你有男朋友,現在就要走。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAmxFjbO3nu0
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阿妹:「希逸,你真係唔好開口唱歌,你啲歌喉同黃宗澤一樣。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAKoXhUJuURo
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希逸:「一樣咁好聽?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAgl7NhKBqxK
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阿妹:「發你嘅春秋大夢啦!話你唱歌好難聽吖!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAZWPBGJCYDu
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希逸:「黃宗澤唱歌唔係好好聽嘅咩?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAak6CQUPksX
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阿妹:「你邊個國家嚟㗎?黃宗澤吖!同陳奕迅唱《K歌之王》唱到死死下嗰個呢?」504Please respect copyright.PENANANWwgMcCtsq
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希逸:「我好少睇電視,所以唔知,我淨係知道佢有首《最後祝福》幾好聽。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAOUacSn5rAt
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我:「歌詞就好,但唱嗰個爭啲呢!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAgWFX9vGCno
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希逸:「唔係喎,佢真係唱得好好,我這樣討厭,他完美如此,能共你好好地相處。哪會像我們,將吵架當玩意,沒法挽手一輩子 。」504Please respect copyright.PENANABngsDARurz
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我:「你都係打機算啦!唱歌真係唔啱你。」504Please respect copyright.PENANA7JqlTc9gk0
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阿妹:「我明白你點解會覺得黃宗澤唱得好聽喇!因為你同佢都唱得咁難聽。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAfY6CXcqyj1
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希逸:「我簡直係超級巨星啦!唱得咁好聽。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAajxp5PxGug
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我:「你可以做黃宗澤嘅2.0嘅。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAp1V1h9Mt0Q
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希逸:「乜佢真係唱得咁差咩?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAHVc3cEYfph
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阿妹:「係!你自己去Youtube search,佢之前仲出咗首歌諷刺自己㖭!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAnKogYFmoaf
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楚翹:「連我呢啲山區兒童都識!你竟然連呢啲香港經典柒事都唔識。」504Please respect copyright.PENANA4wL6vUzpWq
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希逸:「梗係啦!我淨係留意蕊心,其他嘢都使留意㗎啦 !」504Please respect copyright.PENANAGij3pn0z2S
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我:「嘩 !你咁都兜到嘅。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAEoSWzJsQqH
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希逸:「梗係兜到啦!話晒我都係辯論隊。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAnTCUkS38HP
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我:「叻喇叻喇!使唔使頒個獎俾你吖?」504Please respect copyright.PENANA2EGGAXyOGc
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希逸:「好喎,咩獎先?」504Please respect copyright.PENANA6EHhBfzxXL
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我:「「最佳嘴炮大獎」」504Please respect copyright.PENANARvbP6R25Bx
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希逸:「有冇獎勵吖?」504Please respect copyright.PENANABtmP6Vsh2w
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我:「阿妹,咁你嘴炮佢啦!」504Please respect copyright.PENANA25ppRxoZEA
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阿妹:「阿哥吖!乜你咁衰㗎,推你嘅可愛阿妹去死。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAHKDBSwrF9f
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我:「但係你好似好享受咁喎?」504Please respect copyright.PENANAUEwUUB3zGD
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楚翹:「咪係囉,話口未完就嘴咗落去嚕!」504Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6iYgzpDO6
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阿妹:「獎勵希逸,梗係要享受啦!」504Please respect copyright.PENANASZl2ty6d8X
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我:「真係頂唔順你哋兩個,簡直係癡纏情侶」504Please respect copyright.PENANAgJFvETYB8u
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楚翹:「咁我哋係咪亂世情侶?我哋要承受癡纏情侶嘅閃光彈喎?」504Please respect copyright.PENANA2gdkYYYEJI
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我:「當你,仍然信我。」504Please respect copyright.PENANATBPBHgvU7z
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楚翹:「愛情,沒有輓歌。」504Please respect copyright.PENANArQDlFMNfIi
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我:「未相信情懷輸給世道。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAITNYPyf4wi
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楚翹:「仍在亂世中開花結果。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAEyLpeTXmtW
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我:「不理,誰能夜夜笙歌。」504Please respect copyright.PENANA0csDbWa5Ag
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楚翹:「別管世界艱辛的錯。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAnrIgDZGSFV
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我:「如果,這一生只要找得到。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAuOOXMwFPy1
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楚翹:「誰陪我每餐青菜淡飯。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAxM1kHcFTk2
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我:「有哪關闖不過。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAQOn3cCvzPp
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阿妹:「B吖!佢哋有合唱歌,不如我哋又整返首吖?」504Please respect copyright.PENANABphx4Flk8O
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希逸:「《從不喜歡孤單一個》?」504Please respect copyright.PENANA8ng9wq885e
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我:「希逸,你真係自己攞嚟衰。」504Please respect copyright.PENANAhegcq5zH5g
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(待續 To be continued)
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第二十七集-癡纏情侶
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