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我:「你咪係車仔麵fans囉!平時約你出街,問你食咩,你實答我食車仔麵嘅。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAqLwrHLbXu3
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希逸:「車仔麵不知幾好食,自由度高。由湯底、到麵、到餸菜全部都可以自由 mix and match,食一個禮拜都唔會重複。」368Please respect copyright.PENANA1qGoRxTgYE
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阿妹:「我仲以為你係我嘅fans㖭。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAEkMIQ8Y4nG
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我:「噢!寧得罪小人,莫得罪女朋友。希逸,你加油喇!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAuxYp0sLi9J
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希逸:「肥哥你要幫我吖!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAQdsgzCvifK
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我:「自作孽,不可活。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAgDaHnOZULl
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阿妹:「估唔到,你寧願做車仔麵嘅fans,都唔做我嘅fans。我嬲嬲豬吖!」368Please respect copyright.PENANATXZ4O6S6QM
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希逸:「你又點同呢!車仔麵係食嘅,而你就係我嘅。兩樣嘢點可以相提並論呢?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAL1Wt6qqZr2
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阿妹:「車仔麵可以食,我都可以食㗎!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAdHi0mGRRbe
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!嘢唔可以亂講吖!你就未滿16,唔食得㗎!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAfPasnkl64M
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阿妹:「我滿咗16,你係咪就食我,唔食車仔麵先?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAz7ewxcIGyj
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希逸:「做人就唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂嘅,有時探究下附近嘅特色車仔麵都係好事嚟嘅。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAfVQWxL0QQj
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阿妹:「一句講晒,要車仔麵定我?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAzt9jbGNRDM
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希逸: 「爭咩吖!到時你煮車仔麵俾我食咪得囉!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAFuLmlei6iW
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阿妹:「車你塊面一巴就得。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAPU91y1qtQx
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希逸:「車我吖。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAY38LkItltT
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阿妹:「抖M佬,核突。」368Please respect copyright.PENANADIJVui5Yre
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希逸:「咁你咪做S囉!」368Please respect copyright.PENANA41yo0FFCBR
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我:「你哋叫SM二人組啦!」368Please respect copyright.PENANALq2HdsFSkA
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楚翹:「咁我哋呢?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAL8WxWPq6o2
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我:「戇鳩二人組。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAp6ugXK4l0b
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楚翹:「我哋四個加埋就係戇鳩SM四人組。」368Please respect copyright.PENANA5lMJGwI9lv
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我:「呢個名核核突突,我哋應該叫型男索女四人組。」368Please respect copyright.PENANArBHhx9Q4ll
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希逸:「呢啲先係好名嚟㗎嘛!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAmpbF8Z893T
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阿妹:「索女我知吖!呢度就有兩個,但啲型男去咗邊?」368Please respect copyright.PENANA7NY5sIxJ6Z
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楚翹:「係囉,我都搵唔到啲型男。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAzzaUryR3Ym
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我:「我哋咪係型男囉!」368Please respect copyright.PENANA00l08turQd
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希逸:「係囉!咁大個型男,冇理由見唔到㗎喎。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAxEoe1VchMV
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楚翹:「型男?咩嚟㗎?Sorry,I can't find the right word。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAX0zOluBACN
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我:「我哋咪就係型男囉!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAvEQsqY69nt
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阿妹:「乜而家啲人面皮咁厚㗎,真係唔要得。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAXVwGcUnlwi
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楚翹:「之前有個電影叫《大佬可以退貨嗎?》,而家應該係《男朋友可以退貨嗎 ?》」368Please respect copyright.PENANAn48cHF2Tmr
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阿妹:「全新屎屍級電影《男朋友可以退貨嗎?》現正於各大情侶屋企上映。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAFcZ0jGJSTL
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我:「咁套戲嘅主題曲係咪要唱古天樂嘅《男朋友》?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAimJAGYk2L8
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希逸:「回答我可不可以暫時讓我講出感覺後,才直說你有男朋友,現在就要走。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAB5KI4Q2grl
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阿妹:「希逸,你真係唔好開口唱歌,你啲歌喉同黃宗澤一樣。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAHUTgrAlc2I
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希逸:「一樣咁好聽?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAke1Pg1aED2
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阿妹:「發你嘅春秋大夢啦!話你唱歌好難聽吖!」368Please respect copyright.PENANA32LeV97D17
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希逸:「黃宗澤唱歌唔係好好聽嘅咩?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAi8h8LmDrZH
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阿妹:「你邊個國家嚟㗎?黃宗澤吖!同陳奕迅唱《K歌之王》唱到死死下嗰個呢?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAXvmWeg9eie
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希逸:「我好少睇電視,所以唔知,我淨係知道佢有首《最後祝福》幾好聽。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAcKukXqeVKP
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我:「歌詞就好,但唱嗰個爭啲呢!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAyo8JocMK6E
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希逸:「唔係喎,佢真係唱得好好,我這樣討厭,他完美如此,能共你好好地相處。哪會像我們,將吵架當玩意,沒法挽手一輩子 。」368Please respect copyright.PENANArVgo1fuaVA
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我:「你都係打機算啦!唱歌真係唔啱你。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAl5AV3Cgcqr
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阿妹:「我明白你點解會覺得黃宗澤唱得好聽喇!因為你同佢都唱得咁難聽。」368Please respect copyright.PENANA63uT0m6ACC
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希逸:「我簡直係超級巨星啦!唱得咁好聽。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAgkItgA26Xs
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我:「你可以做黃宗澤嘅2.0嘅。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAWJsUnMpLlC
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希逸:「乜佢真係唱得咁差咩?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAizqWEXb8BB
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阿妹:「係!你自己去Youtube search,佢之前仲出咗首歌諷刺自己㖭!」368Please respect copyright.PENANApJWflQkTN0
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楚翹:「連我呢啲山區兒童都識!你竟然連呢啲香港經典柒事都唔識。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAbKFPnH7T5t
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希逸:「梗係啦!我淨係留意蕊心,其他嘢都使留意㗎啦 !」368Please respect copyright.PENANAaV0yJSmbyi
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我:「嘩 !你咁都兜到嘅。」368Please respect copyright.PENANADmuufVYMA6
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希逸:「梗係兜到啦!話晒我都係辯論隊。」368Please respect copyright.PENANA2OF2tlVCAb
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我:「叻喇叻喇!使唔使頒個獎俾你吖?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAu1lfT6nEp2
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希逸:「好喎,咩獎先?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAC7LJT2ZIuK
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我:「「最佳嘴炮大獎」」368Please respect copyright.PENANAC8I5GCG8YE
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希逸:「有冇獎勵吖?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAyd1j7d83Qg
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我:「阿妹,咁你嘴炮佢啦!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAW8Nv04xEhb
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阿妹:「阿哥吖!乜你咁衰㗎,推你嘅可愛阿妹去死。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAUpsa2srlOz
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我:「但係你好似好享受咁喎?」368Please respect copyright.PENANA5zkgb86WYn
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楚翹:「咪係囉,話口未完就嘴咗落去嚕!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8xol1J6mB
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阿妹:「獎勵希逸,梗係要享受啦!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAOUpanBsW7j
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我:「真係頂唔順你哋兩個,簡直係癡纏情侶」368Please respect copyright.PENANAnURQqUigtZ
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楚翹:「咁我哋係咪亂世情侶?我哋要承受癡纏情侶嘅閃光彈喎?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAOLhIzVjdUF
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我:「當你,仍然信我。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAzdPl57ILmr
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楚翹:「愛情,沒有輓歌。」368Please respect copyright.PENANACaNzCRPB2R
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我:「未相信情懷輸給世道。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAiPKB3PE6Zy
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楚翹:「仍在亂世中開花結果。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAZZF7c8yMee
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我:「不理,誰能夜夜笙歌。」368Please respect copyright.PENANA63OiePAPWG
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楚翹:「別管世界艱辛的錯。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAo5gokg9HpM
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我:「如果,這一生只要找得到。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAWRO8miexO7
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楚翹:「誰陪我每餐青菜淡飯。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAUKhiowDpnh
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我:「有哪關闖不過。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAQyBnFGkq1r
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阿妹:「B吖!佢哋有合唱歌,不如我哋又整返首吖?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAT8MmSdaK72
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希逸:「《從不喜歡孤單一個》?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAYUS66o2ca6
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我:「希逸,你真係自己攞嚟衰。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAVYh6MZ7tY2
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(待續 To be continued)
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