我:「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」245Please respect copyright.PENANAAcd0tcRnn8
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[自己永遠想隱藏傷勢,但現實往往向疤痕揭露]245Please respect copyright.PENANAWBMb2MLFxI
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我:「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅,係一個大肥仔嚟,個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後,女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日,有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白,佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後,我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名,我決定減肥,每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAcccegPrUj5
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阿妹:「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAZUtc67LRN0
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我:「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANApZwWrSIVZW
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楚翹:「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA4uqeRRmOkn
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我:「佢連續六年都係同我同班,真係越大越靚。」245Please respect copyright.PENANALKutLc8YrO
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楚翹:「有冇搞錯,喺我面前講第二個女仔!係咪想死?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAExEM60oqY0
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希逸:「阿嫂你可以放心,個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAhdWpGSCFu6
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楚翹:「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAp2RwwySwUS
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我:「還好啦!唔好提啲傷心事喇!起筷啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAFo4ddK0aLy
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希逸:「各位,不如玩個IQ題?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAjtj3pORxj2
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阿妹:「好吖!我最鍾意IQ題,我好醒目㗎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANA5r8hQQ9iq7
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希逸:「有一班科學家搭飛機,有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街,點解佢要咁做?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAQu6aI9m4jS
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阿妹:「唔知喎!點解呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAFBIM6PX7cB
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希逸:「因為佢真係癲嘅。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAcHdZi6HkB5
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阿妹:「咁都得,再嚟再嚟!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAAjhc2RQjsH
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希逸:「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAgTpZ8syqxw
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阿妹:「呢條就簡單啦,打開雪櫃,放隻大笨象入去,閂返雪櫃門。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAa15kLN6w5c
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希逸:「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAksBvNMS5Qa
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阿妹:「你係咪當我低能㗎,打開雪櫃門,拎隻大笨象出嚟,放隻長頸鹿入去,閂返雪櫃門。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAq5q37qkmY8
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希逸:「算你叻啦,咁獅子開森林大會,邊個會缺席?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA6bANh8I21c
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阿妹:「唔知喎?係咪老虎?」245Please respect copyright.PENANASkeIIH7lPY
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希逸:「唔係!答案係長頸鹿,因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA2PwiA87KVu
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阿妹:「咁茅㗎,再嚟過。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAB0epPMcruW
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希逸:「有一日,有個獵人想過河,但河流有好多鱷魚,咁點算?」245Please respect copyright.PENANADFPcCNc8CL
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阿妹:「呢個簡單啦,攞槍殺晒咪得囉!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAVVwPNx7Ub0
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希逸:「錯!啲動物去晒森林大會,河流梗係冇動物啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAHTS7Kpj7XO
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阿妹:「你玩晒啦,再嚟多條。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAKGvfrvyoCd
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希逸:「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門,離開咗雪櫃,正去森林大會,最後死咗,點解會死呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA9siF6916EE
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阿妹:「因為溫差大。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAXUGeag4vQi
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希逸:「唔係。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAayfwy4BYMV
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阿妹:「因為佢凍死咗?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAfPNwkHRTMk
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希逸:「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA9ishNvqxll
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阿妹:「無聊。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAj0hXeES8x3
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希逸:「無聊你又笑。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA7Tronebyvm
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阿妹:「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」245Please respect copyright.PENANADfn6ZcHVQV
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希逸:「咩吖!我好認真㗎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAfZcDoqSZYu
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阿妹:「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛!」245Please respect copyright.PENANABTFD74nuJv
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希逸:「戇鳩你又笑?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAGFraFIrVbC
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阿妹:「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAtMVzojQnMM
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希逸:「我又諗到一個IQ題,你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAXkWGOoKJg4
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阿妹:「唔知呢?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAE1zl5MoYcD
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希逸:「好似你嘅女仔。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAJUaFwJsQuh
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阿妹:「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAV3TGBW8uKv
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希逸:「梗係啦!我咁大個仔都係第一次咋!」245Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZzbtmBHE4
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唔得!唔得!個氣氛真係好尷尬,希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑,阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。245Please respect copyright.PENANADRyX0w8T2A
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我:「係喎,今晚希逸喺度瞓,我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAIc2Dka7jre
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希逸:「唔使啦!陣間我返屋企攞衫,順便買埋咪得囉!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAfKZnaMtszQ
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬,要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。245Please respect copyright.PENANADepKzUQ0JA
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楚翹:「你返屋企都要時間啦,返得嚟呢度,樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦!我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAtTeCmhdz1X
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希逸:「咁好啦,我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先,你哋落去拍拖啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAQFfG9IYiGd
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阿妹:「咁仲好,唔使食閃光彈。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAn8eaBL650O
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我:「頂!尷撚到你呢!希逸真係唔掂㗎喎!」245Please respect copyright.PENANATpsnHKdj4V
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楚翹:「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAHDoRpkndnQ
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我:「何以見得?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAH1kMW7ad1E
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楚翹:「一個係你最親嘅人,一個係同你最friend嘅,佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬,蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖,令你難做;希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意,如果你嬲咗佢,到時佢就真係朋友又冇,女朋友都冇。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAP0oSFOBH03
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我:「你都啱嘅,咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAD2SGGaGDjh
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楚翹:「我哋順便行下街,拍下拖咁囉!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAk7JTzuUHjg
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我:「咁好啦!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAe9x1bAphsx
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我:「我返嚟喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAruKYV2cgs6
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阿妹:「阿哥吖!我有啲好消息想同你分享,就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAeccTnu3iP1
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希逸:「肥哥你唔開心咩?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAJcs28fzEVp
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我又驚又喜,驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇,佢哋就喺埋一齊;喜嘅就係,阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽,阻住我同楚翹喇!245Please respect copyright.PENANAboSC032IyA
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阿妹:「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩?做咩眼濕濕嘅?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAnP0GpiPy9l
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我冇出聲,我直接…直接攬住希逸。245Please respect copyright.PENANAddkgxjR3Jy
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我:「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹,以後就多多關照喇!妹夫。」245Please respect copyright.PENANASWw5lx3x0h
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阿妹:「使唔使講到咁遠吖!」245Please respect copyright.PENANAmMM8q8G4P6
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(待續 To be continued)
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第二十集-三十分鐘的約會
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