我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACzOaZzuOI
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidvXMjurOO
［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUY0vTHTOl
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVibKEMHL1X
我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2odFwHp6Z
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9hBUJiwWt
阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJPsraXYRJ
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1eq6ISbwq
我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeONoAellmc
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2Yb9UmFs6
楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVuxTkzgOt
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhrF5u7XYI
我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAZO7jfLjt
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlkVkgtcVj
楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoUaLgeAI0
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMGvCMIaJ5
希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y17uIbr5D
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz7NMznbTL
楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEPAFFW9Uj
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuCDWtmf1C
我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPxZzfZqe2
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU4rNLesUz
希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxgxUELKrd
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzluqUbaqh
阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNcVHSWJIA
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xMFCeHgPA
希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRme6RNvTV
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4lexGxfKO
阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUKjg9tQEF
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvdEqQvjN8
希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEA6CFvtZp
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9d1oG0KLf
阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FrRScCKw9
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKewD8SuXh
希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm8YbRrPkd
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWYssxy5Q6
阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC61sXAt3n
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcBySYqvSt
希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkQfIjYVTU
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWMefnkqe9
阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhudRSB6tC
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacT9UqC3q1
希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT3mQVSlMZ
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatDT8uplti
阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq9C0xZeUV
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28tp7UOjI6
希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DgyhAArs2
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUQ2PbtZNj
阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWAw9T9vKH
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4MlCJa2dG
希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEvsPblrHr
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCPjzfeH77
阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3AmukryjB
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0GZ906FZr
希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf68wae1CPn
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMfNzXtEjb
阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SBIvbMKjW
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcHS4ld9oB
希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuvGjy8pNi
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGm38IZxOE
阿妹：「因為溫差大。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uq6OZKVkb
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl5sg4oZXY
希逸：「唔係。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgyKPV3jWP
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jqQl42t2a
阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUprKEBLQPt
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaz73LLDdI
希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCfJkJvXxw
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iVrWwBQ2h
阿妹：「無聊。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViU3mKLTD1
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH76CEOecjK
希逸：「無聊你又笑。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtTwZJpowF
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJlXM1HaFF
阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVUnSc17aM
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF5eNKJ2ji
希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtMbehVTkq
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssLabEqTzH
阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEKXb7sHEo
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1NAMDuCFr
希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAAiPoXfoI
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vlRATtypd
阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9gnsd1ggQ
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOumOO8k21Z
希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtnyqCvJwx
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC20agX2uOY
阿妹：「唔知呢？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW4QbbkDX7
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdakS4KK5t
希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmXD316YxY
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIpLpIdbsB
阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCTNAuYEXg
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1TLMiq1q9
希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsPNhmjXK0
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRDsr2g0HP
唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuomAAXgXbe
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xi5r0YqvU
我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefVtp1xDrI
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPCG9IGwKP
希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxitgsNFY5
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwerjA5URUl
楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0DqIvFB8u
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznoVPOSnJB
楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3Ay4Cbeex
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gV87X302F
希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2uEi8Wn7Y
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1llVn6KKi6
阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwapW1RVrb0
------401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbHx9EIrGH
我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzWkm9mfyq
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV7bdK3s9v
楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0asfB7bin8
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFZ3DLtDMW
我：「何以見得？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyNAO7Ubzb
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBowNb1FiHA
楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbUy00xsEb
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxOiYIYOxU
我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByeSUXhhvh
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL0DUuvkfQ
楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡektzGc6olj
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm520KfnOVO
我：「咁好啦！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80dCfMdezZ
------401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0mW8091Av
我：「我返嚟喇！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPi8a1l3GS
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMuSQJgNB0
阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKsq5oNlJk
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7x6JsVEVY
希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8l7gXFUP1
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgskkwwaRBC
我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rpo7rb5Ql
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluRcpz7EQW
阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F1t2FC1is
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhW7ZnoQti
我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcVC1IQOC3
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtRxR55ozS
我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCld11QmlVX
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJNgmUuf3H
阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffv4Wcs0Tb
-401Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LxYoZx9qx
（待續 To be continued）8964 copyright protection397ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpPAzd9wEO 維尼

216.73.217.1