我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFs0TpLx70
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［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZzKGvzfjZ
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我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLatee8SaU
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阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE1Ov4K2Fc
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我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpauFi2F1SD
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楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq6IhkQzc4
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我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYjf9CoZeO
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楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7jlTB7Eiz
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希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38ltvFYyR0
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楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1jCUEHLNu
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我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVHqUD5PCX
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希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2HVTdHoMl
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阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBgI46LoZq
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希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSF7x95ndG
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阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o9qQWW8z3
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希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aw82XLe0U
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阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cq6wOYPd1
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希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9EH8RS2po
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阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmOiuzkKR0
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希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfQHLL3e2C
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阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwfmoWJG0o
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希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyShGC5SPOG
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阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWf0Ebwwv3
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希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2UEBK2UBD
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阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXp5b0bvd0
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希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbr2UppPBo
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阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMkpS2omUf
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希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNor4jNiks
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阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVzBaMLie3
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希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKolLpWPJRl
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阿妹：「因為溫差大。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgl31k5f3s
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希逸：「唔係。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5WVAx51ge
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阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsCwoaFkg8
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希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkST27gP1WO
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阿妹：「無聊。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwqFZxoGFW
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希逸：「無聊你又笑。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHdE3tMFCv
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阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6a87ZcjIE
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希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuqD9F7l2B
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阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0VOO51rpt
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希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdLCZExLFj
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阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgyf8BExuf
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希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz4dE8L9MK
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阿妹：「唔知呢？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO27PdFBbp
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希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnDMF6uRj4
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阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF0t8X2j6W
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希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOroQTURPa
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唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiAghBBhVo
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我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsCRwtN5o9
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希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pKck8zxC8
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJydTns4aX
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楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPbujSYOvf
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希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwy1r9hx71
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阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAlSQGVvjq
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我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX3xjpi9Pz
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楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSZOoIUrsr
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我：「何以見得？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk40L709h0c
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楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyRvBfeinv
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我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs82Z59LQs7
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楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0mIZzYcl8
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我：「咁好啦！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUeJLS0rqW
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我：「我返嚟喇！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ2zLrL1Mi
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阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MLQ1Wkhb7
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希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU6bBeIzPb
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我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbNDJs6h42
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阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CUgzkHakm
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我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqXQdiFBx5
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我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TfaXQv5Cq
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阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1GmI0lMEE
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