No Plagiarism!y70sgxeWRr5g0zHRwGJJposted on PENANA 又過咗兩個星期,我仲係未搵到令J鋒牽腸掛肚嘅miss lin…8964 copyright protection468PENANAq2ylvdPK1K 維尼
即使J鋒俾晒佢手頭上有嘅資料我,我都係搵唔到。8964 copyright protection468PENANAEdxStiuTFA 維尼
J鋒過咗兩個星期仲係維持無女朋友嘅狀態,好似係大學以嚟第一次維持咁耐…8964 copyright protection468PENANAFQeZCbUKba 維尼
我作為老死都係到呢一刻先知,原來佢溝咁多女,唔係因為佢多情,而係因為佢專情。8964 copyright protection468PENANAHjFHmrZNnE 維尼
真係發夢都估唔到。8964 copyright protection468PENANAjS3luFcm55 維尼
當你知道佢啲女溝完一條又一條,都只係想證明俾過去嘅嗰個人睇佢嘅心唔會因為其他人而跳動…8964 copyright protection468PENANA10r7lTGLNg 維尼
我除咗同情之外,就已經再無其他怪責嘅情緒…8964 copyright protection468PENANAr4zi6Gm6jJ 維尼
怪就怪命運嘅安排太詭異…如果J鋒早幾年出世,如果miss lin無去代課,如果crystal同J鋒讀同一間中學…或者就唔會做成呢一連串交錯嘅悲劇。8964 copyright protection468PENANAifvpXkrRPZ 維尼
有時我會諗,點解愛情往往唔可以如願?8964 copyright protection468PENANAdo4HqBQXgf 維尼
到底而家拍緊拖嘅情侶係點樣行到拍拖呢一步?到底而家結咗婚嘅夫婦係點樣行到結婚呢一步?到底而家結咗婚幾十年嘅夫婦又係點樣行到同偕白首呢一步?8964 copyright protection468PENANAIF9WrrRrKy 維尼
點解我全心全意嘅鍾意,都係搵唔到出路?8964 copyright protection468PENANAKIUUJgfie9 維尼
嗰日之後,阿欣無再搵我,我都無搵返佢,whatsapp嘅通話紀錄最底嗰行仲係「算啦…無嘢…」。8964 copyright protection468PENANAaoGCshu9mA 維尼
我已經唔知幾多千次萬次打開whatsapp就係凝視呢一句說話…希望望穿到佢個心諗咩…8964 copyright protection468PENANAwHA716NrUI 維尼
結果當然係無撚用。8964 copyright protection468PENANA6CWxhxWuRB 維尼
而家差唔多完sem,之後就要隔幾個月見唔到阿欣,我想像唔到一個見唔到佢嘅sem break要點過…8964 copyright protection468PENANA2Fk5PCP5d0 維尼
不過好在,我有肥婆。8964 copyright protection468PENANAo0AB9tYiDt 維尼
唔知係唔係我錯覺,肥婆過咗兩個星期之後,好似圓潤咗少少,但咁樣仲可愛,雖然稱唔上肥,但就多咗種肥嘟嘟嘅感覺。8964 copyright protection468PENANAUgiUBrX6oA 維尼
我同肥婆嘅友誼發展一日千里,而家已經去到得閒見下面嘅狀態,同肥婆約會比起同阿欣約會有好大分別,約親肥婆多數都係晏晝見,一直到食完晚飯先散場,而同阿欣約會,多數就只係一個夜晚、一餐飯、一場戲…8964 copyright protection468PENANAJbiW2gVBdn 維尼
換言之,喺同肥婆出街嘅日子入面,我接觸多咗平時女仔會做嘅活動,雖然都不外乎係行下街,夾下公仔,飲下咖啡,但都總算開始學識一日嘅約會要點樣安排。8964 copyright protection468PENANAsHdTP7B4hw 維尼
至於tinder方面,J鋒話我已經pass咗心態呢一關,所以幫我揀咗第二條女like(因為佢幫我join咗premium plan,所以一like就match),今次呢條女係海歸abc,叫ashley。8964 copyright protection468PENANASMfcYlOI6l 維尼
Task 2 : Ashley8964 copyright protection468PENANA1WvECvGGyS 維尼
ashley喺tinder張profile pic係兩個女仔,一左一右,背景係London bridge,description嗰度寫from London,J鋒見到之後就幫我like咗佢。8964 copyright protection468PENANAt4UhKvRiQO 維尼
「今次又係訓練啲咩?」我問。8964 copyright protection468PENANApsfnxYHkSr 維尼
「態度。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection468PENANA5RT2CsgKA1 維尼
「心態之後係態度?咩態度?」8964 copyright protection468PENANA3hA1TQoC4N 維尼
「令一條女鍾意自己嘅態度。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection468PENANAh3bx5iWLhx 維尼
「講清楚啲啦情聖。」自從知道咗J鋒嘅故事之後,我經常有意無意地叫佢情聖。8964 copyright protection468PENANADA5w0oFANQ 維尼
「溝肥婆係訓練你啲咩?係對一條女唔好在意、唔好上心嘅心態,你掌握咗呢種心態之後,下一步就係掌握將呢種心態表現出嚟嘅態度,就好似打機咁,心態係觀念,態度就係技術,明無?」8964 copyright protection468PENANAz7s7lTFBUN 維尼
「哦…原來係咁…但呢條女無好似肥婆咁主動say hi喎。」我仲未同J鋒講肥婆唔肥。8964 copyright protection468PENANAuIA6wuTdYD 維尼
「唉,等我幫你啦。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection468PENANAtWy6oPpF2f 維尼
我都想睇下佢神之第一句開場白會係點。8964 copyright protection468PENANAl8zvRTFyh3 維尼
J鋒拎過我部電話開始輸入:8964 copyright protection468PENANAUyUz5NUZ6B 維尼
「are you the left one or the right one?」J鋒咁樣問,無咩特別咋喎。8964 copyright protection468PENANAvcot7IiesG 維尼
「you guess?」ashley覆。8964 copyright protection468PENANANSHPGH3H1U 維尼
「I guess you are the right one.」J鋒輸入。8964 copyright protection468PENANAcTg9tflu5w 維尼
「bingo~ how do you know?」8964 copyright protection468PENANA6fD4hLMOsI 維尼
「coz you will always be the right one.」8964 copyright protection468PENANATCvQ09Avr4 維尼
屌…佢講到嚟呢句我先意會到the right one有兩重意思,高手!8964 copyright protection468PENANAuqWG3v5tb9 維尼
不過咁樣唔會太進取咩?8964 copyright protection468PENANAiH95mDkmH4 維尼
「funny~ what’s your name?」但睇嚟條女好受落。8964 copyright protection468PENANA3qvU3vSjox 維尼
「my name is fei, fei siu.」仲扮撚埋james bond…8964 copyright protection468PENANANtxeFj2jl0 維尼
「I am Ashley, nice to meet you, wanna come out for a drink?」條女直接問,屌…tinder真係咩女都有…一嚟就話見面會唔會快咗啲…8964 copyright protection468PENANAxRBTICR9mk 維尼
「喂你去呀,我唔去架,唔撚識同呢啲女溝通。」我講。8964 copyright protection468PENANA6X4iiyqJbU 維尼
「我嘅經驗話我知,呢條女已經屌得。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection468PENANACH9S6GEKK7 維尼
「唔撚係掛…」我好似發現新世界咁成個人呆撚咗。8964 copyright protection468PENANAoaN6025dms 維尼
「不過你應該會令佢失望而回,anyway,都會係一個好經驗。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection468PENANAmF47dFIsCA 維尼
「你唔係已經幫我應承咗掛…?」8964 copyright protection468PENANAoVAyqiCnFh 維尼
「sure~聽日下晝三點旺角朗豪坊。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection468PENANA7y1F35M08e 維尼
「我約咗人…」我即刻鳩噏。8964 copyright protection468PENANAhgU3LBQoIq 維尼
「收皮啦你,你撚有人約咩,去啦,去咗無蝕,你都想溝返阿欣架嘛,係咪?」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection468PENANAKjhLxyDxgu 維尼
「屌…你去啦…」我講。8964 copyright protection468PENANAYp1A9loNdb 維尼
「喺搵返miss lin之前,我唔會再溝女。」J鋒突然一面認真,屌…仲叫我點講落去…8964 copyright protection468PENANAB3C13UnuUp 維尼
「唉屌…但你要傍住我…一有咩唔對路就扮撞到帶我走,ok?」我要求8964 copyright protection468PENANALX2jWN5xoK 維尼
「好啦好啦,你真係麻撚煩…」8964 copyright protection468PENANANWYuP5h4nm 維尼
明明就係你幫我like條女再幫我約人,竟然話返我麻撚煩…正仆街嚟…8964 copyright protection468PENANAG2gf4Cfa2f 維尼
就係咁,我去到約會現場。8964 copyright protection468PENANAykqZey7Mxt 維尼
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