I wake up feeling extremely refreshed. It’s almost like I have been sleeping for the entire day. Ok, now to do a quick survey of my area and fight off any enemy I see. "Good day my fine sir. I hope today goes well for you and the missus" I say to my commanding officer. After giving me a good job pat and saying some sweet things to me, he releases me so that I may run the terrain to protect us all. He opens the gate and clears me for action, and I rush my stage. After some quick surveying, I realize it is empty. I guess that means today will end up a good day is what I am thinking when something changes. I hear some dirty language from a nearby bush. I try to ease my way closer without spooking the voice but being able to investigate. I am able to make out what it’s saying, "you think you own this place. You’re just a weak idiot who knows nothing of the world ". " Enemy" I yell as I run at the bush. The, surprisingly, fast intruder starts to run away. I swear I was gaining on it when it hits a tree and starts climbing. It is a lot better at climbing than I could imagine, and I’m stuck at the base of it. To make the situation worse, the little turd starts to grab acorns and pinecones and throwing them at me. I get pegged in the head a couple of times and this does nothing but anger me more. "Why you little rat. If I ever catch you, I will kill you. I know I am bigger, and this is kind of a David versus Goliath situation, but you are invading my home. Here, I am David so you will loss." I yell at the tree ferociously.629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2t7Gd48Mm
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I wake up to my alarm as usual. After the normal morning of getting ready, I notice my dog is acting feisty and huffs at me a little bit. I tell him that he’s a good boy while petting and patting him. I proceed to the back door, and I tell him "ok, be a good boy and go potty.". I open the door and he bolts out. I go to walk away but something strange catches my eye. I stop and watch him through the window to make sure everything is ok. I watch him as he stalks around the yard before stopping and looking proud. I swear I hear some squeaking and notice him staring intently at a nearby bush. He then barks loudly while rushing the bush. That's when I see the squirrel running away to a tree. I think about going to stop it but I’m too entertained to stop watching. I watch him chase it to the tree and then bark madly at the tree since he can't climb after it. I watch the barking create horrible slobber in his mouth and it makes me think of how good of a boy he is, to protect his home from invaders. I then witness a horrible sight causing me to whip out my phone. Once I get an answer, I start yelling in the phone, "Honey, that tree in the backyard. I’m cutting it Down because it is causing problems. Yes honey, I’ll be safe. Ok, love you too. Bye." I hurry to put on my shoes before running outside. I yell up at the tree "no one throws stuff at my good boy, so you’re going to lose everything." And that’s what I was doing this morning and why, if you could, you would see dog slobber and woodchips everywhere. No one, I repeat, no one, messes with my good boy.629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnPPMKtTEs
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