"First things first: this is the story of how I die. Over and over again. 

Just thought I should get that off the platter, in case you blame me later or something."

Marra is NOT a vampire. He is a normal human, like you, like me. At least, that's what he tells himself.

Life pits him against odds so bleak, that he would rather kill himself than face them.

That's precisely the problem, though. He just doesn't seem to . . . die.

Here's a hilarious first-hand account from Marra himself. Ridden with characters to tickle your funnybone, spirits to keep you invested, witchcraft to bewitch you and loads of weird but humorous stuff. Like, loads.