I am Harleen Quinzel, most of you know me as Harley Quinn, and well that's how I know myself now but it wasn't always like that, no, it was only when things started to get bad at home that this maniac came out and I couldn't do anything about it, not to my knowledge anyway. I just had to accept it... This is my story, the true story about how I became Harley Quinn.

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This is my version of how Harleen Quinzel became Harley Quinn, sorry if you don't like it just experimenting, I hope you do out there for all you Mistah J lovers out there, see you later Puddin'!