I took a shadow out on a date last night. 925Please respect copyright.PENANAN3XCZ7ZUAx
We looked at each other with mutual understanding, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAmyVawOUH5q
and on a picnic blanket nestled down to watch the fireworks.925Please respect copyright.PENANAYJ9uq6uQwK
The sun’s stain oozed around the edge of the horizon,925Please respect copyright.PENANASOst9wwYkC
and suddenly my date was nothing more than some 925Please respect copyright.PENANASt3FU2ssxn
blurry silhouette925Please respect copyright.PENANAkOjIXmzFPH
like those weird purple-green blotches you see 925Please respect copyright.PENANA013vGKDWM3
after staring at a bright light.925Please respect copyright.PENANASDWw1I5Eb1
Cold? I asked, but there was no answer, 925Please respect copyright.PENANA7J9C2kHfdJ
and it hadn’t been a question anyway,925Please respect copyright.PENANAtQmN1w16CQ
but my date couldn’t care less about whether or not I wanted a blanket.925Please respect copyright.PENANAePQywN55lV
He was cold and unfeeling and barely there, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAWyq4aXBhEZ
blotchy green and purple,925Please respect copyright.PENANA4luixAMpxB
fading every few seconds into the scenery, 925Please respect copyright.PENANA8qxMj9B7My
which wasn’t pleasant either, mainly rubbish and925Please respect copyright.PENANAkXyQmu2R0Q
dead bushes.
The fireworks started, only to be interrupted halfway through by925Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZK8g8jwkJ
an Alien Invasion. It turned out okay though. 925Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0JsrIkvuu
Their spinning starcrafts had been driving past,925Please respect copyright.PENANAdD7Azr991i
and they had only wanted to see the fireworks,925Please respect copyright.PENANAqqMIKCBSh5
so in true patriotic spirit we welcomed them. 925Please respect copyright.PENANAuBnQlKiYdo
How could any of us deny them such a simple wish925Please respect copyright.PENANAXe1RzIFBkp
on such a lovely humid sticky yukky night?925Please respect copyright.PENANAj8ZuWbWKAv
Then some of the babies got scared of their glowy eyestalks, and started crying, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAGrvm47RPNL
so the aliens got moved to a cordoned section925Please respect copyright.PENANAlqB4BZMNKn
which was for the good of everyone. 925Please respect copyright.PENANA7gLdm9ylMG
They’d gotten a little rowdy,
if you know what I mean—
of course you do.
Doesn’t everyone?
I’d gotten separated from my date, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAcdI5UQymkM
the shadow, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAISkwlQ6csJ
in the chaos, 925Please respect copyright.PENANA2hJnIwKiyl
so I sat next to a little old lady925Please respect copyright.PENANAV3qT0wgAA8
and her grandson, and the evening got a hell of a lot weirder. 925Please respect copyright.PENANAQc4VdKXLxg
It did get more interesting, too, and925Please respect copyright.PENANAomiIscl0rl
secretly, I thought it was probably a good thing 925Please respect copyright.PENANAczo1qeDmUK
that the shadow had gotten left behind.925Please respect copyright.PENANAMn8hmtSEzR
The little old lady then introduced herself as Connie, 925Please respect copyright.PENANA29y8QH22ct
which may have been short for something else,925Please respect copyright.PENANAOU9yh6gG5e
and her grandson as Other Demons925Please respect copyright.PENANAfhZyxZSvdT
(which I thought was not very subtle).
Because it turns out that they were demons,925Please respect copyright.PENANAt3LBWcmSOQ
I could tell by the way their forked tail lashed in the long grass,925Please respect copyright.PENANAZfMwqnU8OG
shifty eyes all yellow aglow, fogged up by some metaphors for misery,925Please respect copyright.PENANA7REFTydoSQ
or something.925Please respect copyright.PENANAOYEXzX4FT1
I certainly hadn’t been expecting THAT tonight, anyway,925Please respect copyright.PENANANcPwkOkEeB
and to be honest I was unsure of what to do.
I began to realise why they’d been sitting a little apart from the others.
Over the course of the night, I remembered my grandma’s advice.925Please respect copyright.PENANAqpTH6z6kqp
If you ever meet a demon, be nice. 925Please respect copyright.PENANA3Reb7vYJxm
It had seemed random at the time.
I decided to have a little conversation,925Please respect copyright.PENANAqB9DCHJydf
you know, get to know them a bit.925Please respect copyright.PENANANCgbcPzV75
With a soundtrack of crackling thunder-like booms 925Please respect copyright.PENANAWguWNUwVHy
and sparks of ether raining down in the night sky,925Please respect copyright.PENANA202JefFdrN
I realised that actually, they maybe weren’t all that bad. 925Please respect copyright.PENANA3RAtHBHNqf
They were eccentric, but good hearted, probably.925Please respect copyright.PENANAkNbLoszqV9
You’re welcome to come around sometime,925Please respect copyright.PENANAHbMYxXWGFx
I said, at 84 Osborne street. 925Please respect copyright.PENANAMu0cwOP0B5
I channelled some literature; don’t bother knocking, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAuyALeBfm57
and they smiled, I think, a frowny smile, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAiM50L5Hink
and went back to their home, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAgX9Cgbro3x
flapping away into the clouds on black leathery wings 925Please respect copyright.PENANAts6t2y3IE7
which reminded me of liquorice.
Later I found out that they’d been on their way925Please respect copyright.PENANAIMaUyexAev
to feast on some lonely children925Please respect copyright.PENANAVaoAwAKQKm
but had gotten sidetracked by fireworks,925Please respect copyright.PENANArwJKhXnWyD
as you do.
The fireworks had ended already925Please respect copyright.PENANACVdHVWdYjQ
by the time I made my way back to the sleigh I’d parked 925Please respect copyright.PENANAg1vzCKLUZm
between a battered Toyota 925Please respect copyright.PENANAXYBXTIhBL3
and a hulking four wheel drive.925Please respect copyright.PENANAGoZfyPZMqS
My eight kangaroos pulled me all the way back,925Please respect copyright.PENANAx1OOXIqGuI
up and down office buildings,925Please respect copyright.PENANAUdJi1MUTau
through the desert,925Please respect copyright.PENANATukXMWLeEh
around and around a roundabout (we got caught in the whirl)925Please respect copyright.PENANARo5XM7Q8V9
across a river, 925Please respect copyright.PENANAoZGZcAkdSd
over the milky way,
and then we pulled up on the lawn 925Please respect copyright.PENANArRX2nGCf5M
of my suburban house.925Please respect copyright.PENANAXODkvljLHD
Walking inside, I flopped face down, doll-like,925Please respect copyright.PENANAQjllpz8dXR
and fell asleep on an old white mattress925Please respect copyright.PENANApsTAeHwZSs
under a fading southern cross.925Please respect copyright.PENANAePskHZeE4Y
Happy Australia Day925Please respect copyright.PENANAbvaquXQZr4