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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JtkWFVFT9
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Harrison Ford:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgYA84Cx5o
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrtNwN0Jb1
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzXlOG8d1K
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M. Night Shyamalan:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdpdAr5OsK
Curses! You've caught me.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5d0gDzbJw
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX79XSwYoJe
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M. Night Shyamalan:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j4qFEm0qx
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mINnfUnK8
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRxnZttfNg
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M. Night Shyamalan:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnn1TTYhzS
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWMA1LuWbU
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V5AmxO4h8
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiTaN4DvUH
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMEU0avaes
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxWI5C1hTo
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Robot Hitler:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKMyt47F7Z
NEIN!!!!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKWV7y97Mq
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW8eaeg7Xq
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Robot Hitler:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay5w85qBOZ
Yeah right!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxybfA70c84
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeatXpOGWVT
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy6ovgBhB1
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Robot Hitler:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeIvmuolzO
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhez1RUVlDV
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Velociraptor:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhJA6pjxwd
(Keeps throwing bananas)632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VKVsZbXdr
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Robot Hitler:632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9fMTTE0DC
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!632Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpCDfpdTjw
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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