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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL9o0giXG6
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAD7igcdDMQ
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJs00dvAJh
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Curses! You've caught me.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQx0X40hwg
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij6oHVA1ZQ
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M. Night Shyamalan:633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zqBKhsIkq
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvAkm5dv3p
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZtStzjo9o
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg34XWqMj2
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL7tNnEnOB
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNvkaaJIF8
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sGGGTumSa
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnX4wek2b8
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NEIN!!!!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtYYnUxIDA
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfhrUHpySw
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Yeah right!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U2BCRrMD1
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5t3bDHjqx
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbsaTZ6Zf9
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAwntdifKf
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Velociraptor:633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIJS1vO8wM
(Keeps throwing bananas)633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb7dQplO4K
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn066UbsF8
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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