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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRq2DA0jen
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FyWRudNZx
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJfnqtLd6w
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M. Night Shyamalan:538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSRZXMXfum
Curses! You've caught me.538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9i60sWJl5
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaFBVKe56D
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M. Night Shyamalan:538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UvFuBwHin
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW7CS7WkyU
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cioLZqDti
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvINbRNHOX
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QztVFehlc
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJcFcYyvvy
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN8gSJYJQP
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAag1tPHm4
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NEIN!!!!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7PXDb8dWv
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qwgv1fQyS
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Yeah right!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL0X9R6dCQ
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Bernie Sanders:538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5BMbTJ8Oi
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ947XF6d8s8
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZBWbpc7Y1
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Robot Hitler:538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54J7Om3Cd8
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0DWXeQFlz
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Velociraptor:538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3MIx07gTU
(Keeps throwing bananas)538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYbWCjADzI
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CKIzu6bTv
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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