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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.573Please respect copyright.PENANAR57YAvh5DL
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Harrison Ford:573Please respect copyright.PENANAdlM1vaTdFS
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!573Please respect copyright.PENANAZnH99rPUND
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!573Please respect copyright.PENANASyEa4LTMBa
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M. Night Shyamalan:573Please respect copyright.PENANA2pANJFqIvi
Curses! You've caught me.573Please respect copyright.PENANAnua40IYl44
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J.J. Abrams:573Please respect copyright.PENANAgyhSoko1qK
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.573Please respect copyright.PENANAbxm49gJkEd
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M. Night Shyamalan:573Please respect copyright.PENANAVdFfkYo1Ap
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!573Please respect copyright.PENANALWt8mMEdRb
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.573Please respect copyright.PENANARMETTHh2pR
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M. Night Shyamalan:573Please respect copyright.PENANA16oKM8eH3Q
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?573Please respect copyright.PENANAJOjRfTIsT2
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J.J. Abrams:573Please respect copyright.PENANApwalRYqtnb
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.573Please respect copyright.PENANAqnOmwK8TiL
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M. Night Shyamalan:573Please respect copyright.PENANAqbIOm3P4Kc
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!573Please respect copyright.PENANAJKGOUvMj86
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-573Please respect copyright.PENANATlHPbspNj7
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Bernie Sanders:573Please respect copyright.PENANATFbx5TrGN0
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!573Please respect copyright.PENANAPRgb4TjFeF
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Robot Hitler:573Please respect copyright.PENANAsGyWVEFRGQ
NEIN!!!!573Please respect copyright.PENANArkpufgTR6K
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Bernie Sanders:573Please respect copyright.PENANA9YAcyNssVU
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!573Please respect copyright.PENANA2T43V4FhHW
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Robot Hitler:573Please respect copyright.PENANA7kt09SOfTd
Yeah right!573Please respect copyright.PENANAzWcMq5DXHW
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Bernie Sanders:573Please respect copyright.PENANATTQJxcxHMV
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).573Please respect copyright.PENANA82lSbzcuNB
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.573Please respect copyright.PENANAOcFiYICztu
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Robot Hitler:573Please respect copyright.PENANAtN2T9aCBvA
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!573Please respect copyright.PENANABzWM2pe3Cz
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Velociraptor:573Please respect copyright.PENANAn3z32cWAUN
(Keeps throwing bananas)573Please respect copyright.PENANAmLdQKAg9lg
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Robot Hitler:573Please respect copyright.PENANAi1ZX88DUOW
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!573Please respect copyright.PENANAFZufPnqzHD
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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