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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisZ22LPf4K
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzh1LMppLs7
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEfzPdd9qn
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Curses! You've caught me.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtL8LmpUtr
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXlop0slUK
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M. Night Shyamalan:537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eLqn0j2C5
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB3YCuhmlf
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HmxOIZAOX
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7psiNrRoVc
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL3Gi1Xsbw
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZh15431l8
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFVTN9VZ6S
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP3TBcZA1t
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NEIN!!!!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6PbNNbmeD
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofIkoLloUs
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Yeah right!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTJnifKfzM
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5fRqOeFRl
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MowkdVob4
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfBehOc7XC
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(Keeps throwing bananas)537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwJgnnFIZt
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESX6KkQWRR
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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