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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.574Please respect copyright.PENANAHzTPNcUYo5
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Harrison Ford:574Please respect copyright.PENANAB8rjM1505l
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!574Please respect copyright.PENANAjFHifKyylE
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!574Please respect copyright.PENANArU6fayJHSp
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M. Night Shyamalan:574Please respect copyright.PENANAmktltJ33g9
Curses! You've caught me.574Please respect copyright.PENANAuywU1ndt0e
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J.J. Abrams:574Please respect copyright.PENANAuWYbN3nV4s
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.574Please respect copyright.PENANAXNSVPldwZj
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M. Night Shyamalan:574Please respect copyright.PENANA8gk2LxDkZH
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!574Please respect copyright.PENANAZL9izjAfDM
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.574Please respect copyright.PENANAzTDNmTyVQ7
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M. Night Shyamalan:574Please respect copyright.PENANAabZ3OHIr9F
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?574Please respect copyright.PENANAcUsvtL3Wwv
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J.J. Abrams:574Please respect copyright.PENANAfBFu7nVXG7
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.574Please respect copyright.PENANAt2R8qYFaLX
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M. Night Shyamalan:574Please respect copyright.PENANAN86grakVda
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!574Please respect copyright.PENANA1eVVBlgMcU
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-574Please respect copyright.PENANAK28v32PGwr
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Bernie Sanders:574Please respect copyright.PENANAL8UnJBch4O
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!574Please respect copyright.PENANAjWJIByVpBc
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Robot Hitler:574Please respect copyright.PENANAA2e7BVCx91
NEIN!!!!574Please respect copyright.PENANAQuHX0SJsUb
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Bernie Sanders:574Please respect copyright.PENANAQF98Mj4Kc7
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!574Please respect copyright.PENANA8PbVekFMYg
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Robot Hitler:574Please respect copyright.PENANAoz8TaO5t8n
Yeah right!574Please respect copyright.PENANAxN4E2nxfuN
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Bernie Sanders:574Please respect copyright.PENANA80eJM2Udwy
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).574Please respect copyright.PENANAEXeoAXgAqw
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.574Please respect copyright.PENANArC13iYtBLt
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Robot Hitler:574Please respect copyright.PENANAZUi66S2RuO
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!574Please respect copyright.PENANAcHrMovuFqO
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Velociraptor:574Please respect copyright.PENANAuZaqxsKHMA
(Keeps throwing bananas)574Please respect copyright.PENANAl2a7dz63LZ
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Robot Hitler:574Please respect copyright.PENANAYtsV9vedgt
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!574Please respect copyright.PENANA3F5pqzmx0H
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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