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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7H9CNiaVO
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdWKo3ttrl
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnbmGBLEuN
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Curses! You've caught me.594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi42GQsJWK
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerg6Ipox8U
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkU8H6YW3B
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJOzY8BMww
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6cmbn0XmF
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSctikdtRC6
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HNLkMOmU3
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8onqUJDf1
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeECX3kV6O0
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NEIN!!!!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaoi52LnHb
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhqbjH3nnh
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Yeah right!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqb8DXTgid
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjkd9DxMiA
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2ZIqJaHtl
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaetOMv3Rsg
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(Keeps throwing bananas)594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2Ej1XLFNv
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!594Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJKncAgCR2
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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