A bunch of random stuff I threw onto a page. Please note that I make fun of politicians, companies, countries, a few religious figures, historical events, and Canadians. If you are offended by any of those, do not continue or at least consider yourself warned. Also note that it contains brief periods of strong language. Please do not tell me to remove offensive portions. Writing is art; therefore, this is a form of expression which I will not change if people bitch about be offended by it. I refuse to censor my writing. Enjoy.