命中注定這個詞很好用，用起來能令某些事忽然合理化起來。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wjaiyYRHN
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好比說我命中注定忘記調鬧鐘，遲了一個小時才起床，1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15SWxD8KJF
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又命中注定今天其中一部升降機維護，等不及下，害我從三十樓跑到地下，1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLfBJkGOGj
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再命中注中我到了地鐵站時，發覺因為太匆忙，連錢包也遺在家裡。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTmPVhr4Ir
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然後命中注定我上氣不接下氣，跑到回校時，才發現……咦？今天不用上課？1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyPvDvnPbf
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「你已經大二了，可不可以記好學校的假日。」小寶在電話裡說。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcwCCGiK1m
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「驚心動魄」了一個上午，其中撞了五個的肩膀，道了八次歉，講了十九次「麻煩借借。」然後被人無視，才曉得撲了一場空的我，一肚怨氣。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3Box2RCKu
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不想剛出門口又回家，為解一肚怨氣，我一個去了天后一間印度咖哩店吃特辣咖哩，那個女待應還對我笑。（好像是因為我不停流汗和要水）1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OHCHEt3i5
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再去逛平時不會逛的中環，大多人都在上班，在舌頭還在麻痺下，走在海旁，我忽然發覺原來陽光普照下，伴著藍天的雲的維多維亞港是蠻美麗的。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToXPVTNd5e
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平常不拍照的我，心裡突然很想把這個景色記錄下來，便拿出了手機影下這個美麗的一刻。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iKIWFMRXI
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那時我心裡起了一股衝動。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc27dRVjE1X
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Instagram好像有某些相片的效果，不如用一下。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUvJA1KDbG
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心裡萌生了這個念頭的我，裝了原本我以為不會使用Instagram，然後再登入。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Qhp0zK4cb
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帳號我也不太記得了，問一下小寶先。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpu9wxeoz4
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結果她十分鐘也未覆我，只好憑著記得輸入……1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx0BXdmbCK
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幸好成功登入，為我的記憶力歡呼！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx579tzhvmA
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咦……等一等……1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IlXE0HnMc
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媽的！！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTw5YMOYc6l
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我的帳戶被人盜用了！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjRW9zi0jA
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而且他還很明目張膽的，已經上載了數十張相片。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbzgkEuiry
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其中一張更是一隻貓，1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3vGrjLr7v
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喵你媽的。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK6Xxhaics
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抗議？我都未抗議。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtopiEO1Wew
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以前別人說社會敗壞，我還不信，原來已經人心早已壞透了！世風日下，道德淪亡，孔夫子所教的禮義廉恥通通拋諸腦後。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMmiSTQgh9
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沒人性，連毒男帳號也要盜用！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdNrGsnBFs
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幸好我是讀聖賢書，受禮教的人，明白「天下興亡，匹夫有責」之理，抱「先天下之憂而憂，後天下之樂而樂」的精神，承孟子「如欲天下，當今之世，捨我其誰」之責任，行公義，為社會儆惡懲奸！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWrFissnjh
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我想也不想，便在他最新一幅相片上留言威嚇：「你是誰！」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJOw5kyeM8
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才過了三分鐘，他馬上就回覆我，果然作賊心虛！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRpo4YYMNK
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他：「你是誰？為什麼你能用我的AC說話？」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcCEQcTpk3
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好啊，再扮啊。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtTSu66uLl
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我這時才知道原來Instagram可以容許兩個人同時用同一個帳號，看起來就像一個人發了神經在自言自語的，就如：1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgy51JnExy
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奸奸：「好野^O^老公你咁唔開心轉校啦。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ4Mv9cwhk
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奸奸：「轉校？哈哈可以既話我都想呀！不過唔緊要啦，有你死我活系度我就開心哂^^」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJtijsKDMH
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情形就類似這樣。（不明白的朋友，請參考〈尋晚kelly鬧得我好岩〉這篇潮文）1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXFQJJDx69
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回正題。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaOrob6TBx
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「嘩，還賊喊捉賊？胡說！這明明就是我的AC啊！」我說。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIfXScPtGw
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「沒有理由！等等！」他說。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlYxrobOfB
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過了三十秒後，1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw9sjkkBre
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「這個確是我AC啊！」他再說。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ240heIz8oN
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「還裝什麼。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfr0QN9dPa
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「你到底是誰？是不是整蠱？你是小麥？」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuiKWNnawA
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喔，原來有同黨的。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tyLu2FXq5
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好，等我一網打盡。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS9FZ1S5T8
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「哎呀，被你發現了，你怎知我就是小麥？」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV1Sr3X4hA
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我打完這句後，小寶便有訊息寄來，1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK11XbU6JWC
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應該是覆我帳號密碼，太遲了吧？我早已在世界大戰當中。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MDrKx1wCX
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當我打開後，我整個人呆了。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2l6locNMR
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「你的AC是xxxxxx 1，pw:xxxxxx1囉。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlXfL6JZYd
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xxxxxx1?1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsy0lJhbn4
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呃？1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRqEAzONh8
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即是我進錯了帳號？1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehRy1zugnM
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我擦一擦眼睛，確定是xxxxxx1無誤後……1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8lOxKa4wm
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她最新的留言是：「小麥，我好掛住你……」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq3DpmlSGh
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＊＊命中注定，我們的遇見。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTvYkl0Y0M
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