Kransnoyarsk224Please respect copyright.PENANAJXc2Ev9XOP
May 29th, 1880224Please respect copyright.PENANAyIwIdiroTF
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How are you, Ludmilla, my favorite stargazer?224Please respect copyright.PENANAReWN3RFhb9
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Here I am in Siberia, and you're oh, so far away. Ah, but how I wish you had been at my side last night so that I could squeeze your hand in the starlight and ask for your advice on matters interplanetary, of which a humble doctor and scribbler knows nothing. (Apart from the fact that the heavens are vast and dreary, and that time stretches out intolerably till this planet will be as cold as space itself...)224Please respect copyright.PENANARgRBrJmpBY
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But first a scribbler should set the scene, don't you think?224Please respect copyright.PENANARSun8EUwi9
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Kransnoyarsk is a first-rate town---particularly after such vile Oriental shitholes at Tomsk. God alone knows why they send exiles here to Kransnoyarsk! This must seem more like a reward, what with the grand forested mountains encompassing the city like high walls, and the broad swift Yenisey winding its way through---worthier of Levitan's deft brush than the Volga will ever be! And I mustn't forget the town itself. Why, there are paved streets and gracious churches and handsome houses built of stone! But they do send exiles here, and they've done so for years. Result? Krasnoyarsk is quite cultured in addition to being picturesque.224Please respect copyright.PENANAGPlxBqJF3e
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Anyhow, I have fallen in with an army doctor and two lieutenants all on their way to the Amur. We intend to travel onward together, so I shall hardly have need of my revolver. Boldly would I harrow Hell itself in company with this trio.224Please respect copyright.PENANAw0GXjQxKOh
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Can you read my writing? This ink is disgusting. Blot and splotch and splotch and blot!224Please respect copyright.PENANADWdncAvRlm
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And now, I shall tell you about these brave fellows. Dr. Aho is something of a philosopher and pessimist---and, by turns, an idealist. Half the time he speaks of the new and happy life awaiting us in some distant future epoch when we'll all fly across Siberia by balloon, and when a sixth sense will be developed so that our brains can reach out to the stars. Then he grows gloomy (worn down by his own enthusiasm) and it's all a case of: "We can't be real. The present can't be real. This is all a nightmare in someone's mind a thousand years ahead!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAsT7IZZoUQ1
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Then there's the great Baron Kuzma Mishin. The Baron really puts it out as a military man, growling the letter 'R' deep in his through like the doyen of some posh cavalry regiment. He is forever barking at people. You'd think he was ordering a Cossack to be flogged for cowardice when he calls for a cup of tea and jam on black bread. Generally, he's abusive in company that he doesn't know, but just you get him on his own and he's quite a kindly, sensible man---with a concern for society. "The avalanche is coming," he'll warn you. He thinks Science might save us, though. And he has read Herber Spencer, or at least claims to have. But he does throw his weight around, and there's quite a lot of weight to throw.224Please respect copyright.PENANAJm7HQJ5Sr0
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Last, but not least, is Rudolph Abramovich, who never glances at any reading matter save a newspaper. I'm sure he hasn't lifted an intellectual finger for the past two decades. All that interests our Rudolph is hunting and boozing, and once he has made up his mind on a subject it would be far too much trouble to alter his opinion. Only thing he had fixed in his mind is that Aho and Mishin are both excellent wise fellows, so he has a habit of dropping the drollest apercus into the conversation, which are all warped echoes of something the other two men have said. Invariably these "mottos" are way off the beaten path, like the wisdom of some demented old babushka.224Please respect copyright.PENANAUDRp3nzU2g
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Yesterday evening, out I sailed in company with these three musketeers to see the town...224Please respect copyright.PENANA36dGYzdjMe
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Everything on the journey thus far has turned out contrary to expectation. In Tomsk where the local ladies are as charming as a butt of frozen herrings---fit males for a walrus---who would have imagined that the Assistant Chief of Police would be a connoisseur of my works? Who would have expected him to do me the honor of driving me on a tour of the local house of prostitution, as his way of paying respect to my literary achievements?224Please respect copyright.PENANAQvyUInqe04
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Anyhow, there was I forming a wholly favorable impression of the town on our promenade around its surprisingly clean streets---when Mishin must suffer a sudden attack of drought. So, we all had to perform an about-turn into the less salubrious quarter of town to find him an inn on the double for medicinal relief. Oh ho, thought I: Tomsk revisited?
May 29th, 1880224Please respect copyright.PENANAyIwIdiroTF
224Please respect copyright.PENANA54h96uR3ih
How are you, Ludmilla, my favorite stargazer?224Please respect copyright.PENANAReWN3RFhb9
224Please respect copyright.PENANAME2LoNOtZ3
Here I am in Siberia, and you're oh, so far away. Ah, but how I wish you had been at my side last night so that I could squeeze your hand in the starlight and ask for your advice on matters interplanetary, of which a humble doctor and scribbler knows nothing. (Apart from the fact that the heavens are vast and dreary, and that time stretches out intolerably till this planet will be as cold as space itself...)224Please respect copyright.PENANARgRBrJmpBY
224Please respect copyright.PENANAObtIRyLgAB
But first a scribbler should set the scene, don't you think?224Please respect copyright.PENANARSun8EUwi9
224Please respect copyright.PENANA4EC4vcJTIC
Kransnoyarsk is a first-rate town---particularly after such vile Oriental shitholes at Tomsk. God alone knows why they send exiles here to Kransnoyarsk! This must seem more like a reward, what with the grand forested mountains encompassing the city like high walls, and the broad swift Yenisey winding its way through---worthier of Levitan's deft brush than the Volga will ever be! And I mustn't forget the town itself. Why, there are paved streets and gracious churches and handsome houses built of stone! But they do send exiles here, and they've done so for years. Result? Krasnoyarsk is quite cultured in addition to being picturesque.224Please respect copyright.PENANAGPlxBqJF3e
224Please respect copyright.PENANAkfC9Cm9AzU
Anyhow, I have fallen in with an army doctor and two lieutenants all on their way to the Amur. We intend to travel onward together, so I shall hardly have need of my revolver. Boldly would I harrow Hell itself in company with this trio.224Please respect copyright.PENANAw0GXjQxKOh
224Please respect copyright.PENANAunrlWq2JyG
Can you read my writing? This ink is disgusting. Blot and splotch and splotch and blot!224Please respect copyright.PENANADWdncAvRlm
224Please respect copyright.PENANAEHFQuJeDlj
And now, I shall tell you about these brave fellows. Dr. Aho is something of a philosopher and pessimist---and, by turns, an idealist. Half the time he speaks of the new and happy life awaiting us in some distant future epoch when we'll all fly across Siberia by balloon, and when a sixth sense will be developed so that our brains can reach out to the stars. Then he grows gloomy (worn down by his own enthusiasm) and it's all a case of: "We can't be real. The present can't be real. This is all a nightmare in someone's mind a thousand years ahead!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAsT7IZZoUQ1
224Please respect copyright.PENANAhYs6gesdCK
Then there's the great Baron Kuzma Mishin. The Baron really puts it out as a military man, growling the letter 'R' deep in his through like the doyen of some posh cavalry regiment. He is forever barking at people. You'd think he was ordering a Cossack to be flogged for cowardice when he calls for a cup of tea and jam on black bread. Generally, he's abusive in company that he doesn't know, but just you get him on his own and he's quite a kindly, sensible man---with a concern for society. "The avalanche is coming," he'll warn you. He thinks Science might save us, though. And he has read Herber Spencer, or at least claims to have. But he does throw his weight around, and there's quite a lot of weight to throw.224Please respect copyright.PENANAJm7HQJ5Sr0
224Please respect copyright.PENANAyMniIL9WM7
Last, but not least, is Rudolph Abramovich, who never glances at any reading matter save a newspaper. I'm sure he hasn't lifted an intellectual finger for the past two decades. All that interests our Rudolph is hunting and boozing, and once he has made up his mind on a subject it would be far too much trouble to alter his opinion. Only thing he had fixed in his mind is that Aho and Mishin are both excellent wise fellows, so he has a habit of dropping the drollest apercus into the conversation, which are all warped echoes of something the other two men have said. Invariably these "mottos" are way off the beaten path, like the wisdom of some demented old babushka.224Please respect copyright.PENANAUDRp3nzU2g
224Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1lTwcuXzc
Yesterday evening, out I sailed in company with these three musketeers to see the town...224Please respect copyright.PENANA36dGYzdjMe
224Please respect copyright.PENANAH0h3m0wtwz
Everything on the journey thus far has turned out contrary to expectation. In Tomsk where the local ladies are as charming as a butt of frozen herrings---fit males for a walrus---who would have imagined that the Assistant Chief of Police would be a connoisseur of my works? Who would have expected him to do me the honor of driving me on a tour of the local house of prostitution, as his way of paying respect to my literary achievements?224Please respect copyright.PENANAQvyUInqe04
224Please respect copyright.PENANARKhhuqVCY6
Anyhow, there was I forming a wholly favorable impression of the town on our promenade around its surprisingly clean streets---when Mishin must suffer a sudden attack of drought. So, we all had to perform an about-turn into the less salubrious quarter of town to find him an inn on the double for medicinal relief. Oh ho, thought I: Tomsk revisited?
"This fatal attraction for low life!" proclaimed the good Dr. Aho, as we hastened towards the dives. "It proves how democratic we Russians are..."
"Quite right," said Mishin. "The prince shall sit down with the pauper."
"Probably the Prince is a pauper," observed the Baron, with a raucous laugh.224Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ms9WCb4ER
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"That's because there are too many Princes and Counts, and Barons, if you'll forgive me," said Aho. "But who's to say that's such a bad thing? In the future everybody may be ennobled."
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"That's because there are too many Princes and Counts, and Barons, if you'll forgive me," said Aho. "But who's to say that's such a bad thing? In the future everybody may be ennobled."
Mishin nodded. "Ennobled by the magic of Science. One chap will be a Count of Chemistry, and another a Grand Duke of Dentistry."
"The trouble with all these intellectual blokes," said Abramovich, "is that they have their heads too far up their asses." And he remembered to add, "Present company excepted, naturally."
"That's when we Russians feel most at home," Aho said. "With our heads stuck up our asses. And why should that be? Is it because our ordinary lives are so stuck in the mud? Is it because we're all just stuck in a bad dream, anyway?"224Please respect copyright.PENANAP0mYa8lXcK
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Abramovich seems to possess an uncanny sixth sense for inns; quite soon we found a fairly decent one. Decent, if one overlooked the blue fog of wood smoke proceeding from the stove...224Please respect copyright.PENANAN7nL5OmYOW
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We ordered ourselves a bottle of Smirnov 21 (would you believe it?) and drank a toast to our journey's next phase.224Please respect copyright.PENANAH1h3NzwxjZ
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Sitting nearby there was a man whose face was as flabby as a boiled turnip. From time to time he buttoned up his coat resolutely then unbuttoned it again in a perfect imitation of frustration---as if he ought to set out on some trip but was unable to make up his mind. Every time this happened, he edged a little closer to us, trying to eavesdrop on our conversation in the usual manner of inebriates, the better to rudely butt in....224Please respect copyright.PENANAt2pEFXLEZ4
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His chance arose when Aho said something or other to me, "speaking as one man of science to another...."224Please respect copyright.PENANAs6ht21eIjx
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"Pardon me, gentlemen," interrupted our rotten turnip, "but science is the most noble and beautiful pursuit of all!" His voice had a self-righteous lilt, with undertones of wheedling incrimination. "Pardon me, but in my opinion your scientist struggles with Nature---out of his love for Humanity!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAHLH1N0KLbS
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Our Russian genius for soulful generalizations....224Please respect copyright.PENANA4txzb2OQto
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"Quite right," agreed Abramovich. "Nature, red in tooth and claw, must be tamed by the brave hunter!" He poured himself another glassful.224Please respect copyright.PENANApuCGK6NbVd
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Mishin went bright red in the face. "Just who the hell do you think you are, anyway?"224Please respect copyright.PENANACMCCzxpXcp
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"Milorad Yanovich, by your leave, sir!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAzlD8d4fY7d
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"Away with you, you banal Milorad Yanovich! How could someone by your name know one iota of the heights of human thought?"
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Abramovich seems to possess an uncanny sixth sense for inns; quite soon we found a fairly decent one. Decent, if one overlooked the blue fog of wood smoke proceeding from the stove...224Please respect copyright.PENANAN7nL5OmYOW
224Please respect copyright.PENANArB74hiUGDS
We ordered ourselves a bottle of Smirnov 21 (would you believe it?) and drank a toast to our journey's next phase.224Please respect copyright.PENANAH1h3NzwxjZ
224Please respect copyright.PENANACh5g6qkJcq
Sitting nearby there was a man whose face was as flabby as a boiled turnip. From time to time he buttoned up his coat resolutely then unbuttoned it again in a perfect imitation of frustration---as if he ought to set out on some trip but was unable to make up his mind. Every time this happened, he edged a little closer to us, trying to eavesdrop on our conversation in the usual manner of inebriates, the better to rudely butt in....224Please respect copyright.PENANAt2pEFXLEZ4
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His chance arose when Aho said something or other to me, "speaking as one man of science to another...."224Please respect copyright.PENANAs6ht21eIjx
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"Pardon me, gentlemen," interrupted our rotten turnip, "but science is the most noble and beautiful pursuit of all!" His voice had a self-righteous lilt, with undertones of wheedling incrimination. "Pardon me, but in my opinion your scientist struggles with Nature---out of his love for Humanity!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAHLH1N0KLbS
224Please respect copyright.PENANATBMdZexByn
Our Russian genius for soulful generalizations....224Please respect copyright.PENANA4txzb2OQto
224Please respect copyright.PENANAYzLPpZv7lF
"Quite right," agreed Abramovich. "Nature, red in tooth and claw, must be tamed by the brave hunter!" He poured himself another glassful.224Please respect copyright.PENANApuCGK6NbVd
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Mishin went bright red in the face. "Just who the hell do you think you are, anyway?"224Please respect copyright.PENANACMCCzxpXcp
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"Milorad Yanovich, by your leave, sir!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAzlD8d4fY7d
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"Away with you, you banal Milorad Yanovich! How could someone by your name know one iota of the heights of human thought?"
Naturally, Yanovich shuffled himself even closer to us.224Please respect copyright.PENANAg5HJEog3xS
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"Pardon me, gentlemen, but banality is the whole trouble---you've hit the nail on the head. The ordinary human being is downright idiotic. You can see that easily in these God-forsaken Siberian hellholes."224Please respect copyright.PENANAeBClXOszsE
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"Present premises excused," chipped in Abramovich.224Please respect copyright.PENANAftMGy0JyZY
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"But nature is even stupider. The Earth whirls around the Sun, like a child's spinning top: how trivial it all is! At any moment a dark star or a wandering moon might crash into us. Splat! And that's all. Goodbye to the Parthenon and to Venice Srenissima." Tears rose to Yanovich's eyes. "Look at your average Siberian---a beast is he not? Mind you, he's your ordinary run of Russian peasant who's been brutalized."224Please respect copyright.PENANA4i7fqeARuZ
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"A brute needs the whip," quoted Abramovich.224Please respect copyright.PENANAKN0CIzRvHN
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"Mark my words, sirs, compared with him the tribes a few hundred versts north of here are noble..." and Yanovich hunted for the word, "savages. Well, almost. Compared to him they're quite magnificent. They're heroes. But how can they be heroes if they've always stayed here?---that's what mystifies me. They never rose above their condition. Whereas we Russians have sunk down to it. Ah, the disgusting flatness of it all! And under the surface everything is rotten and decayed....What was I talking about?"224Please respect copyright.PENANAl4cX3VBa3h
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At this moment, the wick in the nearest lam started humming loudly. Yanovich pricked up his ears as if he heard something rush through the sky above the roofs of Krasnoyarsk. He buttoned his coat swiftly and ran out of the inn, leaving the door wide open. Thus, we were able to see him standing in the street, staring up at the night sky as if to reassure himself that all the stars were in their right places. Or maybe he was only wondering whether it was going to rain, since his boots had holes in them. Presently, he returned, unbuttoned and subsided right up against us.224Please respect copyright.PENANAtNuyfOz60k
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"Excuse me, but I'm sacrificing myself to science," he confided to me in a loud whisper. (I swear to you, Ludmilla---by Mars and Jupiter---that I am not inventing this Yanovich is a mirror for my own personal soul!) "Why, if I went to Moscow to present a proper report to the authorities, they'd make me a professor or even a privy councilor on the spot. You have the floor of Moscow all about you, sir, is this not so?"224Please respect copyright.PENANAd9mEDkj3H6
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Reluctantly, I conceded the fact.224Please respect copyright.PENANA8B4SAeujkr
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Mishin nudged Abramovich in the ribs. "We've got ourselves a provincial bore. Sic the dogs on him, Rudolph!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAonHLfOgwAA
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"Ah, Moscow!" cried Vasilyev, in tipsy torment. "Freedom, fulfillment! Afterwards I could drain the bogland. With all the trees down, I could sell the timber and plant wheat. Alas, it's too cold for that...Anyway, the mosquitoes! And the people: too corrupted. Maybe you two men of Science might help me present a good report?"224Please respect copyright.PENANAmnjdZH74X7
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As soon as those words were out, to my not very great surprise Yanovich became jealously hostile.224Please respect copyright.PENANADjTDFLZp7Z
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"Scientists! You ordinary scientists!" he sneered. "If the Earth blew up tomorrow, they'd go on staring down their microscopes like England's Lord Nelson at Gibraltar!"224Please respect copyright.PENANA9gYOE2ZjIZ
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"Turning a blind eye," Abramovich dutifully supplied.224Please respect copyright.PENANAqjCGrQbtax
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"Would they listen to me? As for the authorities...well, that's our whole sickness, is it not? Authority: how we worship authority. Ah, I can see how you hate me for not acting like a hero and setting off forthwith to Moscow and fame---but it's not so easy. There aren't many authorities on an event like this---except for the Biblical narrative of Sodom and Gamora, destroyed by God. I can't persuade anyone in Krasnoyarsk to do anything about it. In Moscow, who gives a shit about Krasnoyarsk?"224Please respect copyright.PENANALYTZ9Q2JNv
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By now Baron Kuzma was in an orgy of wrath. He grabbed Yanovich by the lapels. "What in the hell are you going on about?" he shouted into the man's face.224Please respect copyright.PENANAKGTjD5NZNP
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Our turnip was shaken, but all the drink he had swilled gave him courage.224Please respect copyright.PENANAzVOfgp30Jl
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"You smart Muscovites haven't even heard! And it's the greatest mystery of the age."224Please respect copyright.PENANATuDTFIKCHb
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"If you don't tell me, then, by God, I'll beat the living shit out of you!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAlxVCIfSgU7
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"The explosion that devastated the Taiga. The visitor from beyond. You haven't heard."224Please respect copyright.PENANAq37P7Hstoa
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"Hang on," said I..."224Please respect copyright.PENANA9UAxmx6Oqn
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Because my celestial charmer, I had heard of it---hadn't you? I refer to the enclosed clipping from the Siberian Herald, which I originally intended for quite another 'sanitary' purpose.224Please respect copyright.PENANASHR6k1LhiN
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Yanovich went on to spin us the tallest tale I'd ever heard, of massive destruction a few hundred versts north of Kransoyarsk up by the Stony Tunguska River. I shall list his "details" in a moment, since I want to ask you quite seriously, Ludmilla: What do you make of this? My telescopic tormentress, I wish your frank scientific opinion....224Please respect copyright.PENANA1SxURYTzCm
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"Pardon me, gentlemen, but banality is the whole trouble---you've hit the nail on the head. The ordinary human being is downright idiotic. You can see that easily in these God-forsaken Siberian hellholes."224Please respect copyright.PENANAeBClXOszsE
224Please respect copyright.PENANAYeWl656546
"Present premises excused," chipped in Abramovich.224Please respect copyright.PENANAftMGy0JyZY
224Please respect copyright.PENANAW9TWyPSwGU
"But nature is even stupider. The Earth whirls around the Sun, like a child's spinning top: how trivial it all is! At any moment a dark star or a wandering moon might crash into us. Splat! And that's all. Goodbye to the Parthenon and to Venice Srenissima." Tears rose to Yanovich's eyes. "Look at your average Siberian---a beast is he not? Mind you, he's your ordinary run of Russian peasant who's been brutalized."224Please respect copyright.PENANA4i7fqeARuZ
224Please respect copyright.PENANAVgezWKc8b3
"A brute needs the whip," quoted Abramovich.224Please respect copyright.PENANAKN0CIzRvHN
224Please respect copyright.PENANABBGKwZh7h6
"Mark my words, sirs, compared with him the tribes a few hundred versts north of here are noble..." and Yanovich hunted for the word, "savages. Well, almost. Compared to him they're quite magnificent. They're heroes. But how can they be heroes if they've always stayed here?---that's what mystifies me. They never rose above their condition. Whereas we Russians have sunk down to it. Ah, the disgusting flatness of it all! And under the surface everything is rotten and decayed....What was I talking about?"224Please respect copyright.PENANAl4cX3VBa3h
224Please respect copyright.PENANA5Yg6hDEQvd
At this moment, the wick in the nearest lam started humming loudly. Yanovich pricked up his ears as if he heard something rush through the sky above the roofs of Krasnoyarsk. He buttoned his coat swiftly and ran out of the inn, leaving the door wide open. Thus, we were able to see him standing in the street, staring up at the night sky as if to reassure himself that all the stars were in their right places. Or maybe he was only wondering whether it was going to rain, since his boots had holes in them. Presently, he returned, unbuttoned and subsided right up against us.224Please respect copyright.PENANAtNuyfOz60k
224Please respect copyright.PENANAC1u0rVpPj8
"Excuse me, but I'm sacrificing myself to science," he confided to me in a loud whisper. (I swear to you, Ludmilla---by Mars and Jupiter---that I am not inventing this Yanovich is a mirror for my own personal soul!) "Why, if I went to Moscow to present a proper report to the authorities, they'd make me a professor or even a privy councilor on the spot. You have the floor of Moscow all about you, sir, is this not so?"224Please respect copyright.PENANAd9mEDkj3H6
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Reluctantly, I conceded the fact.224Please respect copyright.PENANA8B4SAeujkr
224Please respect copyright.PENANACrXuRmHmTD
Mishin nudged Abramovich in the ribs. "We've got ourselves a provincial bore. Sic the dogs on him, Rudolph!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAonHLfOgwAA
224Please respect copyright.PENANAE9o3iVF9MD
"Ah, Moscow!" cried Vasilyev, in tipsy torment. "Freedom, fulfillment! Afterwards I could drain the bogland. With all the trees down, I could sell the timber and plant wheat. Alas, it's too cold for that...Anyway, the mosquitoes! And the people: too corrupted. Maybe you two men of Science might help me present a good report?"224Please respect copyright.PENANAmnjdZH74X7
224Please respect copyright.PENANAzwrc9strK9
As soon as those words were out, to my not very great surprise Yanovich became jealously hostile.224Please respect copyright.PENANADjTDFLZp7Z
224Please respect copyright.PENANACSv803MJDb
"Scientists! You ordinary scientists!" he sneered. "If the Earth blew up tomorrow, they'd go on staring down their microscopes like England's Lord Nelson at Gibraltar!"224Please respect copyright.PENANA9gYOE2ZjIZ
224Please respect copyright.PENANAwOfGwDZVru
"Turning a blind eye," Abramovich dutifully supplied.224Please respect copyright.PENANAqjCGrQbtax
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"Would they listen to me? As for the authorities...well, that's our whole sickness, is it not? Authority: how we worship authority. Ah, I can see how you hate me for not acting like a hero and setting off forthwith to Moscow and fame---but it's not so easy. There aren't many authorities on an event like this---except for the Biblical narrative of Sodom and Gamora, destroyed by God. I can't persuade anyone in Krasnoyarsk to do anything about it. In Moscow, who gives a shit about Krasnoyarsk?"224Please respect copyright.PENANALYTZ9Q2JNv
224Please respect copyright.PENANAhem5ztYPxk
By now Baron Kuzma was in an orgy of wrath. He grabbed Yanovich by the lapels. "What in the hell are you going on about?" he shouted into the man's face.224Please respect copyright.PENANAKGTjD5NZNP
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Our turnip was shaken, but all the drink he had swilled gave him courage.224Please respect copyright.PENANAzVOfgp30Jl
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"You smart Muscovites haven't even heard! And it's the greatest mystery of the age."224Please respect copyright.PENANATuDTFIKCHb
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"If you don't tell me, then, by God, I'll beat the living shit out of you!"224Please respect copyright.PENANAlxVCIfSgU7
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"The explosion that devastated the Taiga. The visitor from beyond. You haven't heard."224Please respect copyright.PENANAq37P7Hstoa
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"Hang on," said I..."224Please respect copyright.PENANA9UAxmx6Oqn
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Because my celestial charmer, I had heard of it---hadn't you? I refer to the enclosed clipping from the Siberian Herald, which I originally intended for quite another 'sanitary' purpose.224Please respect copyright.PENANASHR6k1LhiN
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Yanovich went on to spin us the tallest tale I'd ever heard, of massive destruction a few hundred versts north of Kransoyarsk up by the Stony Tunguska River. I shall list his "details" in a moment, since I want to ask you quite seriously, Ludmilla: What do you make of this? My telescopic tormentress, I wish your frank scientific opinion....224Please respect copyright.PENANA1SxURYTzCm
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