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被迫在外星人面前說黑色笑話的我，竟然能夠拯救世界？
ENTRY #7
Author: 賣字人
Published:
Feb 5, 2020
被迫在外星人面前說黑色笑話的我，竟然能夠拯救世界？
Published:
Feb 5, 2020
ENTRY #7
廁所無廁紙，怎麼辦？
Author: 賣字人
Published:
Feb 5, 2020
1 Min Read
152 Words
No Plagiarism!19DqQa1AdVfn9yHBh209posted on PＥNAＮＡ

2020年2月5日，香港傳出消息，廁所紙將因中港關卡關閉而缺貨。

面對廁紙可能缺貨，當局教大家如何省下廁紙：

將一格廁紙對摺再對摺，摺成正方形。將中心一角撕去攤開，正方形一格廁紙將穿了一個洞。把手指穿過廁紙，用手指擦屁股，清潔乾淨後，把廁紙退出時用紙清潔手指，然後用撕下來的一角清潔指甲邊。

再不夠清潔，用火機燒剛才的手指，很痛是吧！快放進嘴裏呵一呵……

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