/story/54986/串人句子-嗆話/issue/11
串人句子、嗆話 - 一直沒有機會放的大招…… | Penana
arrow_back
串人句子、嗆話
more_vert
  • info_outline Info
  • toc Table of Contents
  • share Share
  • format_color_text Display Settings
  • exposure_plus_1 Recommend
  • coins Sponsor
  • report_problem Report
  • account_circle Login
share bookmark_border
info_outline
format_color_text
toc
comment 2
exposure_plus_1
coins
Search stories, writers or societies
Show More Tags
Continue ReadingClear All
More
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
See more results for ""
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
Turn on notifications
Later
串人句子、嗆話
ENTRY #11
Author: 風離翼【碎影】
Published:
Dec 17, 2019
串人句子、嗆話
Published:
Dec 17, 2019
ENTRY #11
一直沒有機會放的大招……
Author: 風離翼【碎影】
Published:
Dec 17, 2019
1 Min Read
284 Words
No Plagiarism!CIkYzHr2bfqICaH6pa60posted on PＥNAＮＡ

看你玉樹臨風，英俊瀟灑，風流倜儻，人見人愛，花見花開，想必一定是人渣中的極品，禽獸中的禽獸，而且據我觀察，你肯定從小缺鈣，長大缺愛，姥姥不疼，舅舅不愛。左臉欠抽，右臉欠踹。驢見驢踢，豬見豬踩。天生就是屬黃瓜的，欠拍！後天屬核桃的，欠捶！看看啊，你這小臉瘦得，都沒個豬樣啦！現在把你丟到茅廁 裏，茅廁都能吐了，把你扔進空間裂縫裏，空間裂縫也能自我爆炸了！你說你，本大爺我教你練刀，你練劍，你還上劍不練練下賤！下劍招式那麽多，你偏去學醉劍，金劍不練，練銀劍！最終練成了醉銀劍！給你劍仙你不當，賜你劍神你不做，非死皮賴臉哭著喊著要做劍人！真是的，何必呢？你長得真有創意，活得真有勇氣！可你幹嘛用屁股擋住臉啊！我想看著你說話，可你為什麽把臉埋在你的屁股裏？

——唐家三少《天珠變》

216.73.216.50

ns216.73.216.50da2
Comments (2)
BOOKMARK
+RECOMMEND
LIKES 1
READS 393
BOOKMARKS 4
Sponsor
Login with Facebook or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark!
< Prev Issue
Next Issue >
Click to load the next chapter
木璃琴
X
X
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.

Pena Coins Credit Card

×
串人句子、嗆話
Flash
Creator's Pick
✪ Submission Closed
Contest Holder:
無敵鋼龍
No tags yet.
Report this story
×
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:

Font Size:

Line Spacing:

Paragraph Spacing:

Load the next issue automatically


Reset to default

X
×
x
Proceed

arrow_back
×
×

Install this webapp for easier offline reading: tap and then Add to home screen.