No Plagiarism!l6fB3mCwpHdaOAEbxv7Cposted on PENANA 多虧這盆小蕃茄,老婆總算是原諒了我,各種親密互動亦因而恢復。所以我特意添購有助成長的植物燈以及專門放在盆栽裡小飾品,希望藉此答謝它的恩情。8964 copyright protection833PENANAAiwJkUx4HP 維尼
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幾天之後,小蕃茄順利發芽了。8964 copyright protection833PENANAIXNw5Mbdfc 維尼
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「老婆,它甚麼時候會結果啊?」8964 copyright protection833PENANA008SjOTLVn 維尼
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「大概三個月。」8964 copyright protection833PENANAsqGXjAlPM9 維尼
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三個月就能結出果實,以蔬菜而言算是很快了吧。但小蕃茄絕非特效排卵藥,就算是透過精靈族的秘法種植,頂多就是營養食品的程度吧,保守估計還要再等個一年半載才有可能生孩子……稍微有點太久了,我總不能就這樣坐著乾等吧。8964 copyright protection833PENANAWVXOSvq0LS 維尼
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其實早在溫泉旅行的時候,老婆就已經默許了,我們絕對是兩情相悅的;芳齡八十三,完全符合我國的法律要求;雖然個性比較天真純情,但心智已發展成熟,性知識也透過黑暗精靈學習過了;而且我們還結婚了啊!簡直是人倫道德社會風俗情理法全方位毫無破綻啊!8964 copyright protection833PENANALL2pjNCMLc 維尼
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所以……也不是不能做吧?也是先可以享受一下過程吧?反過來說,根本沒必要在乎能否懷孕,大家都是在享受過程的啊,否則避孕套避孕藥就是罪大惡極了啊!8964 copyright protection833PENANANfxCh6ycwH 維尼
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坐言起行,我立即前去詢問老婆的意願:「老婆,就算現在還無法懷孕,但我們是不是也可以做……做點事前練習?」8964 copyright protection833PENANAypD4hxp8B3 維尼
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「甚麼練習?」8964 copyright protection833PENANAl88fkNDnvG 維尼
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「就是……這種練習。」我擺出性行為的手勢,嘗試隱晦地回答她的疑問。8964 copyright protection833PENANATRlglQ66V5 維尼
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老婆疑惑地模仿著我的動作,左手比出一個圓圈,右手伸出食指。「啊。」在她意識到這個手勢的意義後,雪白的臉龐隨即染紅,含羞的耳朵亦繃緊得稍稍豎起。8964 copyright protection833PENANA9VAP5nbceI 維尼
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「如何?可以嗎?」8964 copyright protection833PENANATFdTif4ydb 維尼
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「這……也不是不可以,但……」8964 copyright protection833PENANAqjGzvqpQVk 維尼
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「但甚麼!你儘管說!我一定會設法解決的!」8964 copyright protection833PENANAII9j5hLUXL 維尼
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「就是……有沒有相應的工具?」8964 copyright protection833PENANAETNXq4iCgM 維尼
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阻礙著我們的最後一道難關竟然是工具。說到與做愛有關的工具,難道是指避孕套嗎?但我們是夫妻,又沒有懷孕的風險,應該沒必要使用避孕工具才對。8964 copyright protection833PENANAE0EwjMsCgd 維尼
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「老婆你可以描述一下嗎?甚麼形狀、甚麼材質、有甚麼特別功用?假如很難形容的話,畫出來也行。」畢竟我也只是個處男,不懂就問。8964 copyright protection833PENANAQLOSrmQhik 維尼
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「……嗯。」老婆稍微猶豫了一會,隨後掏出電話,透過繪畫程式畫出一根棒子,並在棒子的一端密密麻麻地添上好幾個圓圈。驟眼看來有點像情趣按摩棒,但應該只是我思想污穢先入為主。8964 copyright protection833PENANAGmiy8hq4qg 維尼
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「這些圈圈是甚麼?」8964 copyright protection833PENANA3OVf8FiAbv 維尼
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「就是類似螺旋狀的紋路。」8964 copyright protection833PENANAr9OISPgxXV 維尼
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「螺、螺旋狀?」8964 copyright protection833PENANAvdStvoYgLF 維尼
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「不喜歡螺旋狀的話,也可以選擇其他的。材料方面有木、塑膠、金屬,我建議用塑膠的。說到特別功用,近期的產品好像會有燈泡和內窺鏡,可以透過手機看見內部的實際情況。」8964 copyright protection833PENANAoYMnX3Pw5L 維尼
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果然就是按摩棒啊!可恨的黑暗精靈!竟然用這種骯髒的知識污染我老婆!還向她推薦這種安裝了內窺鏡的高科技產物!8964 copyright protection833PENANAMOdDdZmngb 維尼
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「老婆,那些東西其實是額外的,並不是必須品。我認為簡簡單單的就很足夠了。」8964 copyright protection833PENANAWyH32MxzxC 維尼
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「簡簡單單的……難道要用手指嗎?」8964 copyright protection833PENANArU7N9qsTUW 維尼
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「對啊!手指!一般都是用手指來做的吧!」8964 copyright protection833PENANAioWZVUOWwL 維尼
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「……那我先修剪一下指甲,以免把你刮傷。」老婆隨即轉身離去,打開電視櫃的抽屜取出了指甲鉗。8964 copyright protection833PENANAkGRF8rf8G5 維尼
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老婆說得沒錯,確實得先剪指甲,避免把她刮……咦?會被刮傷的人竟然是我?所以按摩棒也是要用在我的身上嗎?嗚啊!那隻性飢渴的黑皮婊子可真陰險!竟然亂教一通,誤導老婆來開發我的後門!8964 copyright protection833PENANAnaponWM2qu 維尼
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「不用剪指甲了!老婆你先暫停一下!」我趕緊喝住正在修剪指甲的老婆,希望能盡快解開誤會。8964 copyright protection833PENANAaFrEVGTBRB 維尼
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「……我就知道手指這種粗細是不可行的,還是使用專門的工具比較好,對吧?」8964 copyright protection833PENANA7YYXFxPK7P 維尼
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「才不需要那種高科技玩意!」8964 copyright protection833PENANA64DcEfaU42 維尼
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「但……用舌頭舐舔實在是不太衛生……請容我拒絕。」8964 copyright protection833PENANAcEVBpRCn9c 維尼
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「我也拒絕!豈止不太衛生!簡直是骯死了!」8964 copyright protection833PENANA0NkmYmjA4w 維尼
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「那……棉花棒?」8964 copyright protection833PENANArtloWUg43a 維尼
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「就算是棉花棒也——嗯?棉花棒?」8964 copyright protection833PENANAQhATTQfo94 維尼
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「棉花棒可以把水分吸走,保持耳道清爽。雖然沒有實質的除垢效果,但除了棉花棒之外,就沒有現成又可用工具了。」8964 copyright protection833PENANADiKPoA6pSn 維尼
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「哦……嗯……那……果然還是使用專門的掏耳棒比較好嗎?」8964 copyright protection833PENANAgopAidVIuQ 維尼
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「當然。」老婆毫不動搖地點頭肯定。8964 copyright protection833PENANAY1PQRkF6uJ 維尼
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鬧了這麼久!原來是掏耳棒嗎!8964 copyright protection833PENANA6JGoJHmc5i 維尼
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