這天下大雨,我和呀牛沒有到山中採藥。787Please respect copyright.PENANA0j6lekCDSA
787Please respect copyright.PENANAgxBRsWFRlg
我見小瑩要拿藥材去賣,跟老伯道﹕「我可唔可以陪小瑩出去呀? 我想周圍見識吓。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAasMNxGnznz
787Please respect copyright.PENANAyKqIAnCIpU
「也好,你和呀牛就陪小瑩外出吧,要小心點。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAbpeO6eeMYD
787Please respect copyright.PENANAps1zmGl1xK
787Please respect copyright.PENANAcqEQN4xd6e
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我們到了藥材店做了買賣之後,他兩兄妹就帶著我在城中閒逛。787Please respect copyright.PENANAvR8kjTKaRn
787Please respect copyright.PENANAAQFf2XcrK8
我們撐著傘邊走邊聊,我道﹕「係呢,我哋住嗰度呢,咪係五行術私塾嚟嘅,係咪即係比人學五行術㗎? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANAlqZ0l662wK
787Please respect copyright.PENANABmlGT4Zeaq
呀牛道﹕「對啊,私塾裏的學生都是城裏富戶的子弟,他們都希望學會五行術之後,將來能成為一方霸主,又或擴大自己家族的勢力。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAPQy0GqY0yV
787Please respect copyright.PENANAoy2iKGUHvG
小瑩道﹕「不過這裏的五行術私塾只屬於比較小的規模,西面三百里外有一大城,名叫雲天城,那裏有一五行術翰林院–五材書院,乃中土中最有名的五行術學院,現在最有名的五行術師,大多出自此書院。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAksuceScitb
787Please respect copyright.PENANAKY3GAiiGes
「估唔到你都識幾多嘢喎。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAumoIaDmdVG
787Please respect copyright.PENANAE89YJVLtw5
小瑩臉上一紅﹕「南大哥見笑了,只是有時協助爺爺治療傷者,聽那些病人說的。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAeWs62H5xiK
787Please respect copyright.PENANAFw4TlCjo5u
這個時候我們走到一座大院門外,我見門口個牌匾寫著『以武為尊』四個大字,我正想問這是甚麽地方,裏面就有兩個貌甚MK的人走出來。787Please respect copyright.PENANAXAavxAEwVa
787Please respect copyright.PENANAhtARWsGxGB
「噢哥!那不是呀牛那個白痴嗎? 還有他的醜八怪妹妹啊!真難得看見他倆來這裏啊!他們不怕那醜八怪會傳染怪病嗎? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANAvqxtXSKbcK
787Please respect copyright.PENANApxEd8Uxp5w
「哈,我的好弟弟,你真沒品味,你看看小瑩,她戴上面紗後還是很有看頭的,你看她的胸部,嘖嘖嘖......看來比起翠紅苑的小芳堅挺得多,真想抓一把看看啊,嘿嘿......」說罷掌作抓狀的蠢蠢欲動,臉上盡現猥褻之色。787Please respect copyright.PENANAQpwTxH3hOQ
787Please respect copyright.PENANAt9H2OVcaCo
面對兩人的嘲笑侮辱,呀牛氣得面紅耳赤,小瑩則想拉走呀牛﹕「哥,別理他們,我們走吧。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAKNBB4TrEfP
787Please respect copyright.PENANAWGVBJAAmq8
你老味!我個fd你哋都敢串? 你兩條蛋散咩料呀?787Please respect copyright.PENANAMIcddtH6eJ
787Please respect copyright.PENANA99gvvkJ8KS
小瑩忍到啖氣,我就忍屎忍尿都忍唔到,我暗地運起五行術,趁MK哥淫笑之際,將一顆泥丸彈入他口中。787Please respect copyright.PENANALOM2PS6Z7c
787Please respect copyright.PENANAw2WeiegzY7
經過整個星期的彈鼻屎訓練,無論吸收和釋放元素的速度、還是彈鼻屎的準繩度都有大大的進步,而且凝聚出來的元素球亦由鼻屎進化成大粒鼻屎,都咪話唔犀利!787Please respect copyright.PENANAgsFT7QyYev
787Please respect copyright.PENANAWhmYABK9Sy
「咳......咳咳....咳......甚...甚麼東西飛入我的口中? 咳......」MK哥不斷扣喉,想將泥丸摳出來。787Please respect copyright.PENANAPftmc95wjn
787Please respect copyright.PENANA7mLVvceUXm
我一邊裝作挖鼻屎,一邊四處亂彈,然後一臉抱歉道﹕「唉哎,原來彈咗入你個口,sorlysorly,唔好意思,我下次撩鼻屎會小心啲,唔會四圍亂彈喇。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAhw9TNB2R1u
787Please respect copyright.PENANA7pQjkHIt4X
MK哥氣得滿臉通紅,指著我怒道﹕「你!.......你這個臭小子!活得不耐煩嗎? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANApWZgIOB6Cp
787Please respect copyright.PENANARxoP7XIo57
我打了一個呵欠﹕「你係高登仔嚟㗎? 講就兇狠,做就碌撚。咪撚咁多口水,要打就嚟啦。」我擺出李小龍的招牌姿勢,捽了一下鼻,然後大喝一聲﹕「呀打~」787Please respect copyright.PENANADWiadzREu8
787Please respect copyright.PENANAG5g5c5iCuI
唔係小弟我自大,呢啲爛仔交我就最耍家,我由小學打到上中學再打入埋大學,入到大學為咗扮文青溝女先無咁暴力,但都入咗划艇學會,練就一身鋼條身型,閒閒哋兩三條MK仔都唔係我對手。787Please respect copyright.PENANA0I6OXQzPY4
787Please respect copyright.PENANAFxajqsizQv
不過這個時候,不單止小瑩想拉走我,連剛剛嬲到震的呀牛都想拉走我﹕「南...南兄,我們快走吧,你打不過他們的......」787Please respect copyright.PENANAa6oRlQcgK1
787Please respect copyright.PENANAjtYwjISC5w
小瑩接口﹕「他們是這間武館的學生,已經學了數年了,一般人不會是他們對手的!」787Please respect copyright.PENANAv6ZSGMLy0j
787Please respect copyright.PENANApKEN2Y9iEl
唔撚係呀? 呢兩條MK食過夜粥曉武功?787Please respect copyright.PENANA8vdN29WUlx
787Please respect copyright.PENANAX8NlxDcvOU
說時遲,那時快,MK兄弟已經摩拳擦掌的慢慢走過來,MK弟說﹕「臭小子!得罪我們兩兄弟的可別想逃!留下一條手臂,跪下來叫聲爺爺我們或許會考慮放過你。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAuyDxybG7vx
787Please respect copyright.PENANAP2e6BmlLFq
屌!你TVB藝員訓練班走出嚟㗎? 啲對白咁熟口面嘅?787Please respect copyright.PENANADOHAO7v7ug
787Please respect copyright.PENANAEl4iiSTomG
屌還屌,面對兩個識武功嘅MK我真係有啲淆.....787Please respect copyright.PENANASCOBah5qPB
787Please respect copyright.PENANA8jNyyOEk5z
點算呢? 我可能真係會唔夠打喎......呀!有!787Please respect copyright.PENANAj8LQ93Xxz3
787Please respect copyright.PENANATjAuKsMQzD
我雙手放在背後暗運五行術,等他們來到十步之遙,左右開弓向他們各射出一粒泥丸,待泥丸來到他們面前,再射出兩顆高速小水球,擊中前方的泥丸。787Please respect copyright.PENANA47lcIkRBL9
噗!787Please respect copyright.PENANAVDKG7VrxxY
787Please respect copyright.PENANAK0LRnUactg
「嘩!這是甚麼? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ag9geDPUY
787Please respect copyright.PENANAScvAK7WCln
泥丸被水擊中,炸了開來濺了他們一臉是泥。787Please respect copyright.PENANAupNmPfbynX
787Please respect copyright.PENANA5fHKZdVeqR
這當然沒有任何殺傷力,但足以令他們錯愕了一下,而且顧著抹臉上的泥水,腳步都停下來了。787Please respect copyright.PENANAsFcrVh1Sw1
787Please respect copyright.PENANANPXSZOvtvY
我急道﹕「小瑩!快啲將佢哋腳下嘅地方沙化!」787Please respect copyright.PENANAkpY5uTHCny
787Please respect copyright.PENANAGwmg7jKfhI
小瑩學的是土之術,前兩天我要求她教我她會的五行術,沙化就是其中一招土之術裏低級的緩慢術。787Please respect copyright.PENANAv9Bwlq5L1e
787Please respect copyright.PENANAVWWXeWwbbX
小瑩沒有多想,手心按地,大喊一聲「沙化」,然後那兩兄弟站立的地面馬上龜裂成沙。787Please respect copyright.PENANAkbpf0Upqt8
787Please respect copyright.PENANAf1r1nL3qJj
「哼!你們以為這種低級法術能困住我兩兄弟嗎? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANA9vYFGBOfLP
787Please respect copyright.PENANAqHwY0nCWRC
因為正在下大雨的關係,龜裂成沙的地面馬上吸飽水份,變成了泥水地,這倒令他們易於行走在上面。787Please respect copyright.PENANAfZpbARwT0U
787Please respect copyright.PENANAAhDbS9GdI4
我當然知道沙化沒法困住他們,我立刻指著他們踏足的泥地大叫﹕「呀牛!漩渦!快!」787Please respect copyright.PENANAgXMqV3aCn4
787Please respect copyright.PENANAADiibyTpr3
呀牛愣了一下,但還是馬上按我所說的施法,頃刻,那兩兄弟踏足的泥水地開始旋轉。787Please respect copyright.PENANARGdAkCaUAG
787Please respect copyright.PENANAdGuInttZU1
有泥有水,再加上漩渦係咩? 無錯,就係人造浮沙喇!787Please respect copyright.PENANAfi4UmL8HLV
787Please respect copyright.PENANAwc9eJQ9LS8
787Please respect copyright.PENANAF5t2UvxIFp
787Please respect copyright.PENANAfj8Fkxqh2e
泥地旋轉起來,MK兄弟初時還能提腿行走,但隨著旋轉速度加快,他們漸漸陷於泥中。而他們每次提腳,另一只腿卻陷得更深,直至泥水埋到胸間,因為浮力的關係,他們才沒有繼續下沉。787Please respect copyright.PENANAaIyodDny4f
787Please respect copyright.PENANAP1TzXMEYsb
他們不斷在破口大駡,說我們在使妖法,又將我們的祖宗十八代駡了一遍。787Please respect copyright.PENANAMewYULOftK
787Please respect copyright.PENANABKY1vgDhJq
「呀牛,小瑩,可以停喇。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAPzKafdanqB
787Please respect copyright.PENANAtvawOTVDGe
他倆聞言停止施法,浮沙停止了旋轉,但卻沒有變回實地,看來以五行術改變了的物質形態是不會變回原形的。787Please respect copyright.PENANAjHn2SzekmI
787Please respect copyright.PENANA9iLRLMhKMI
我往他倆的額頭各彈了一顆泥丸,道﹕「頭先小瑩用嘅係沙化,呀牛用嘅係漩渦,都係低級到唔低級嘅五行術,我都知困唔住兩位公子,但唔知兩位公子諗住留喺度賞雨賞到幾時呢? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANACZ6mF48QNv
787Please respect copyright.PENANAwMlNY7aCls
MK哥雙目噴火,向著我怒吼﹕「臭小子!有種你別走!待我們脫困看不打斷你的狗腿我的名字倒過來寫!」787Please respect copyright.PENANAdG8RZg4jzX
787Please respect copyright.PENANA6t2nULEdD5
我誇張大叫﹕「嘩!我好撚驚呀!驚到我賴尿添呀!嘩唔係!我真係有啲急喎!急到賴啦!揸揸水先!」然後作狀就要拉開褲頭對著他兩個屙尿。787Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qa5Mi4xPD
787Please respect copyright.PENANAljIzwR7L0W
這個時候,小瑩過來拽著我的手臂,聲音很害怕﹕「南...南大哥......快走吧,我們惹不起他們的......」787Please respect copyright.PENANARLhGICBOmz
787Please respect copyright.PENANAcx2n8vNACV
其實唔惹都惹咗啦,呢兩條友肯定會搵我哋麻煩,不過呢啲人,你唔出聲比佢繼續恰嘅話,佢就得寸進尺,越嚟越過份。787Please respect copyright.PENANARMAZrkQgWh
787Please respect copyright.PENANAViZ8B2nLGn
不過小瑩都係唔會明呢個道理,見她比人踩到上心口都唔出聲就知。787Please respect copyright.PENANAoAMBqmpikf
787Please respect copyright.PENANAMLccWNhiek
我看著他倆,從口袋裏抽出一支純萬然後好瀟灑的用手指點著,再噴出一口煙道﹕「你兩條蛋散,係男人就嚟搵我,我叫根本英俊,認實我呀!」787Please respect copyright.PENANAAJOmaHL2Ih
787Please respect copyright.PENANANOjXa6qvWb
我站起來,充滿霸氣的喊一聲﹕「走!」然後就領著呀牛和小瑩離開。787Please respect copyright.PENANAjwgB0Ih2xC
787Please respect copyright.PENANAAHRggLMSac
787Please respect copyright.PENANA5PAZNuiuDJ
787Please respect copyright.PENANANzUqdg0R2I
「南兄!你剛才真厲害!想不到我們的低級五行術也能擊敗那兩兄弟!」呀牛說得眉飛色舞,像是很回味剛才的一役。787Please respect copyright.PENANAuKdTgkJcl9
787Please respect copyright.PENANA7TgHnpfe5s
小瑩則一臉擔憂﹕「南...南大哥......他倆是這裏的惡霸...我怕......怕他們不會善罷甘休......」787Please respect copyright.PENANAty2pXOVb7U
787Please respect copyright.PENANADQq3pbcSBT
呀牛很興奮﹕「怕甚麼!有南兄在,還怕敵不過那兩個小子嗎? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANACfnQ7hovzF
787Please respect copyright.PENANAtxCna5Evjj
小瑩嗔道﹕「哥!你別......」然後,她又道﹕「這......但......」787Please respect copyright.PENANAfQtsg9fCQn
787Please respect copyright.PENANAaWmwbcHM6c
其實冷靜下來,我也有點害怕,正所為猛虎不及地頭蟲,何況我只是小貓一隻? 不過現在已經騎虎難下,唯有頂硬上吧......787Please respect copyright.PENANAt0puy2V1mW
787Please respect copyright.PENANAbUyCAFFPSe
「小瑩,我知㗎啦,我頭先係衝動咗,但情況危急我都無辦法。而且佢呢啲人只會得寸進尺,一定要比啲教訓佢哋。如果真係有咩事,你同呀牛都唔好出面,由我頂得啦。」看來我也要想想辦法如何可以擊敗這兩個MK仔。787Please respect copyright.PENANAVtpx57aVLM
787Please respect copyright.PENANAo3E9xlKl5J
787Please respect copyright.PENANAIvoVPInOqW
787Please respect copyright.PENANATq3yQeDWAN
回到私塾,呀牛還在喋喋不休的說著剛才的事,這正好給老伯聽到。787Please respect copyright.PENANASgreOoUL4m
787Please respect copyright.PENANAsbDdNfEyQP
「呀牛,發生了甚麼事嗎? 看你那樣興奮。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAwgFhOxDqBN
787Please respect copyright.PENANAz64T3phlSC
「啊!剛才可真大快人心......」787Please respect copyright.PENANASFpi0pR9tC
787Please respect copyright.PENANActmp3U5BNX
小瑩馬上不讓他說下去﹕「哥!」787Please respect copyright.PENANA7wkUbzbFZ0
787Please respect copyright.PENANAJwTxK038S2
瞞到一時,瞞不到一世,所以我決定向老伯坦白交代。787Please respect copyright.PENANATNmc7QBXgi
787Please respect copyright.PENANApYvnNmjopL
老伯聽過來龍去脈,有點氣結﹕「這!......你......唉,算了,雖然呀南你是衝動了點,但這種事情的確不能一忍再忍。只是...呀南你能應付他們嗎? 」787Please respect copyright.PENANADkmOVXNXPi
787Please respect copyright.PENANA6uuyVXtd0d
我搲搲頭﹕「我唔識武功,講打係唔夠佢兩個打㗎啦,不過我對自己嘅腳骨力同反應都有啲信心嘅,要閃要走應該唔難啩......」787Please respect copyright.PENANAh9YduICRPj
787Please respect copyright.PENANAa8DZLGkmHs
老伯﹕「逃跑也不是辦法,我看他們稍後就會來找麻煩,就趁這段時間我教你一點防身術吧。」787Please respect copyright.PENANARhnyH15nve
787Please respect copyright.PENANAxkbRY4hvPm
防身術? 老伯原來你識武功? 高人果然係深藏不露!咁係降龍十八掌定係獨孤九劍呀? 我想學盪劍式好耐啦!雖然神龍擺尾都唔錯......787Please respect copyright.PENANAsbmgrkLPj1
787Please respect copyright.PENANAIE40qIItfT
正當我打量是否有足夠時間將乾坤大挪移也學會之時,老伯道﹕「來吧,我教你一點木系的初級防禦術,那你應該可以多挨一陣子。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAEONE1RmDFi
787Please respect copyright.PENANArWqqb2CxaV
咩話? 你唔係話教我武功咩? 點解變咗五行術㗎? 仲要係初級? 仲要係防禦術? 你由得我比兩條MK仔輪我大米? 787Please respect copyright.PENANAA9DunkzGwb
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《窮撚被女飛 之 鳩闖魔法世界》
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ISSUE #6
第六章 - 每個地方,總有技安和大雄
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