《窮撚被女飛之鳩闖魔法世界》 - 第六章 - 每個地方，總有技安和大雄

這天下大雨，我和呀牛沒有到山中採藥。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvXpHdWhQH
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我見小瑩要拿藥材去賣，跟老伯道﹕「我可唔可以陪小瑩出去呀? 我想周圍見識吓。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa7I7Mj401
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「也好，你和呀牛就陪小瑩外出吧，要小心點。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcbZPACbnZ
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我們到了藥材店做了買賣之後，他兩兄妹就帶著我在城中閒逛。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq3eJYacBS
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我們撐著傘邊走邊聊，我道﹕「係呢，我哋住嗰度呢，咪係五行術私塾嚟嘅，係咪即係比人學五行術㗎? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XqOzh5ZYo
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呀牛道﹕「對啊，私塾裏的學生都是城裏富戶的子弟，他們都希望學會五行術之後，將來能成為一方霸主，又或擴大自己家族的勢力。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLNE1ICT9X
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小瑩道﹕「不過這裏的五行術私塾只屬於比較小的規模，西面三百里外有一大城，名叫雲天城，那裏有一五行術翰林院–五材書院，乃中土中最有名的五行術學院，現在最有名的五行術師，大多出自此書院。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGEO4jfQyc
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「估唔到你都識幾多嘢喎。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKIwwhysSv
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小瑩臉上一紅﹕「南大哥見笑了，只是有時協助爺爺治療傷者，聽那些病人說的。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFBHalREf1
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這個時候我們走到一座大院門外，我見門口個牌匾寫著『以武為尊』四個大字，我正想問這是甚麽地方，裏面就有兩個貌甚MK的人走出來。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbMDLkEHGM
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「噢哥！那不是呀牛那個白痴嗎? 還有他的醜八怪妹妹啊！真難得看見他倆來這裏啊！他們不怕那醜八怪會傳染怪病嗎? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ17Z5ERuhT
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「哈，我的好弟弟，你真沒品味，你看看小瑩，她戴上面紗後還是很有看頭的，你看她的胸部，嘖嘖嘖......看來比起翠紅苑的小芳堅挺得多，真想抓一把看看啊，嘿嘿......」說罷掌作抓狀的蠢蠢欲動，臉上盡現猥褻之色。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67wMQZH4gp
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面對兩人的嘲笑侮辱，呀牛氣得面紅耳赤，小瑩則想拉走呀牛﹕「哥，別理他們，我們走吧。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0cB1R8D7Z
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你老味！我個fd你哋都敢串? 你兩條蛋散咩料呀?1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRCiWcYNkp
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小瑩忍到啖氣，我就忍屎忍尿都忍唔到，我暗地運起五行術，趁MK哥淫笑之際，將一顆泥丸彈入他口中。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdgyaPaNlF
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經過整個星期的彈鼻屎訓練，無論吸收和釋放元素的速度、還是彈鼻屎的準繩度都有大大的進步，而且凝聚出來的元素球亦由鼻屎進化成大粒鼻屎，都咪話唔犀利！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDkcKHbTD5
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「咳......咳咳....咳......甚...甚麼東西飛入我的口中? 咳......」MK哥不斷扣喉，想將泥丸摳出來。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsNC6YUlDh
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我一邊裝作挖鼻屎，一邊四處亂彈，然後一臉抱歉道﹕「唉哎，原來彈咗入你個口，sorlysorly，唔好意思，我下次撩鼻屎會小心啲，唔會四圍亂彈喇。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYcXtqGTZQ
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MK哥氣得滿臉通紅，指著我怒道﹕「你！.......你這個臭小子！活得不耐煩嗎? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXXqsMfwsP
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我打了一個呵欠﹕「你係高登仔嚟㗎? 講就兇狠，做就碌撚。咪撚咁多口水，要打就嚟啦。」我擺出李小龍的招牌姿勢，捽了一下鼻，然後大喝一聲﹕「呀打~」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY8kc1ExwQ
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唔係小弟我自大，呢啲爛仔交我就最耍家，我由小學打到上中學再打入埋大學，入到大學為咗扮文青溝女先無咁暴力，但都入咗划艇學會，練就一身鋼條身型，閒閒哋兩三條MK仔都唔係我對手。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6zCyCcpiA
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不過這個時候，不單止小瑩想拉走我，連剛剛嬲到震的呀牛都想拉走我﹕「南...南兄，我們快走吧，你打不過他們的......」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj38aMc8iuG
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小瑩接口﹕「他們是這間武館的學生，已經學了數年了，一般人不會是他們對手的！」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP8PwqutOj
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唔撚係呀? 呢兩條MK食過夜粥曉武功?1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtTOHvM4h4
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說時遲，那時快，MK兄弟已經摩拳擦掌的慢慢走過來，MK弟說﹕「臭小子！得罪我們兩兄弟的可別想逃！留下一條手臂，跪下來叫聲爺爺我們或許會考慮放過你。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAt40Y0DyP
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屌！你TVB藝員訓練班走出嚟㗎? 啲對白咁熟口面嘅?1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfliipQL7q4
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屌還屌，面對兩個識武功嘅MK我真係有啲淆.....1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kr7IXYkJn
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點算呢? 我可能真係會唔夠打喎......呀！有！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjl9a4345Y
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我雙手放在背後暗運五行術，等他們來到十步之遙，左右開弓向他們各射出一粒泥丸，待泥丸來到他們面前，再射出兩顆高速小水球，擊中前方的泥丸。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTit8ECHbfk
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「嘩！這是甚麼? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y2G5nuuvQ
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泥丸被水擊中，炸了開來濺了他們一臉是泥。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBUhK0MWVi
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這當然沒有任何殺傷力，但足以令他們錯愕了一下，而且顧著抹臉上的泥水，腳步都停下來了。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxoJphdM6W
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我急道﹕「小瑩！快啲將佢哋腳下嘅地方沙化！」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr5FEsxa8T
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小瑩學的是土之術，前兩天我要求她教我她會的五行術，沙化就是其中一招土之術裏低級的緩慢術。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiWkS5PaAV
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小瑩沒有多想，手心按地，大喊一聲「沙化」，然後那兩兄弟站立的地面馬上龜裂成沙。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wJy79PEaQ
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「哼！你們以為這種低級法術能困住我兩兄弟嗎? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmbpkQaPfX
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因為正在下大雨的關係，龜裂成沙的地面馬上吸飽水份，變成了泥水地，這倒令他們易於行走在上面。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnowzhQM1x
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我當然知道沙化沒法困住他們，我立刻指著他們踏足的泥地大叫﹕「呀牛！漩渦！快！」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuoIzJdHJl
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呀牛愣了一下，但還是馬上按我所說的施法，頃刻，那兩兄弟踏足的泥水地開始旋轉。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5wUu8MwOQ
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有泥有水，再加上漩渦係咩? 無錯，就係人造浮沙喇！1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9M1Sy6Zfk
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泥地旋轉起來，MK兄弟初時還能提腿行走，但隨著旋轉速度加快，他們漸漸陷於泥中。而他們每次提腳，另一只腿卻陷得更深，直至泥水埋到胸間，因為浮力的關係，他們才沒有繼續下沉。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOkopH4RDW
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他們不斷在破口大駡，說我們在使妖法，又將我們的祖宗十八代駡了一遍。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBAvlTVvyi
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「呀牛，小瑩，可以停喇。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdkRbyePVi
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他倆聞言停止施法，浮沙停止了旋轉，但卻沒有變回實地，看來以五行術改變了的物質形態是不會變回原形的。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMklNixprcf
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我往他倆的額頭各彈了一顆泥丸，道﹕「頭先小瑩用嘅係沙化，呀牛用嘅係漩渦，都係低級到唔低級嘅五行術，我都知困唔住兩位公子，但唔知兩位公子諗住留喺度賞雨賞到幾時呢? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMZkl9JOo9
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MK哥雙目噴火，向著我怒吼﹕「臭小子！有種你別走！待我們脫困看不打斷你的狗腿我的名字倒過來寫！」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfbb1CDnNt
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我誇張大叫﹕「嘩！我好撚驚呀！驚到我賴尿添呀！嘩唔係！我真係有啲急喎！急到賴啦！揸揸水先！」然後作狀就要拉開褲頭對著他兩個屙尿。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x8jxPVZSU
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這個時候，小瑩過來拽著我的手臂，聲音很害怕﹕「南...南大哥......快走吧，我們惹不起他們的......」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkZnZ1mMEn
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其實唔惹都惹咗啦，呢兩條友肯定會搵我哋麻煩，不過呢啲人，你唔出聲比佢繼續恰嘅話，佢就得寸進尺，越嚟越過份。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu9FKPf7zq
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不過小瑩都係唔會明呢個道理，見她比人踩到上心口都唔出聲就知。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTenLqS7jXL
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我看著他倆，從口袋裏抽出一支純萬然後好瀟灑的用手指點著，再噴出一口煙道﹕「你兩條蛋散，係男人就嚟搵我，我叫根本英俊，認實我呀！」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQXwXgFxAK
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我站起來，充滿霸氣的喊一聲﹕「走！」然後就領著呀牛和小瑩離開。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49RSMzxLl6
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「南兄！你剛才真厲害！想不到我們的低級五行術也能擊敗那兩兄弟！」呀牛說得眉飛色舞，像是很回味剛才的一役。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRb6eEO2eg
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小瑩則一臉擔憂﹕「南...南大哥......他倆是這裏的惡霸...我怕......怕他們不會善罷甘休......」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDBRFiewv8
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呀牛很興奮﹕「怕甚麼！有南兄在，還怕敵不過那兩個小子嗎? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF3V95X9JE
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小瑩嗔道﹕「哥！你別......」然後，她又道﹕「這......但......」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygi8CzRpJL
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其實冷靜下來，我也有點害怕，正所為猛虎不及地頭蟲，何況我只是小貓一隻? 不過現在已經騎虎難下，唯有頂硬上吧......1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C5o6Exvoq
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「小瑩，我知㗎啦，我頭先係衝動咗，但情況危急我都無辦法。而且佢呢啲人只會得寸進尺，一定要比啲教訓佢哋。如果真係有咩事，你同呀牛都唔好出面，由我頂得啦。」看來我也要想想辦法如何可以擊敗這兩個MK仔。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Q4ecSvJhm
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回到私塾，呀牛還在喋喋不休的說著剛才的事，這正好給老伯聽到。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe80Y6yrZS
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「呀牛，發生了甚麼事嗎? 看你那樣興奮。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ332JNdLp4z
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「啊！剛才可真大快人心......」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcw3Ir6BZQ
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小瑩馬上不讓他說下去﹕「哥！」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iXTea50I4
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瞞到一時，瞞不到一世，所以我決定向老伯坦白交代。1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAWClLmbog
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老伯聽過來龍去脈，有點氣結﹕「這！......你......唉，算了，雖然呀南你是衝動了點，但這種事情的確不能一忍再忍。只是...呀南你能應付他們嗎? 」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpslKFnX8J8
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我搲搲頭﹕「我唔識武功，講打係唔夠佢兩個打㗎啦，不過我對自己嘅腳骨力同反應都有啲信心嘅，要閃要走應該唔難啩......」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb66AqkmkK
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老伯﹕「逃跑也不是辦法，我看他們稍後就會來找麻煩，就趁這段時間我教你一點防身術吧。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArmZxb2mUB
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防身術? 老伯原來你識武功? 高人果然係深藏不露！咁係降龍十八掌定係獨孤九劍呀? 我想學盪劍式好耐啦！雖然神龍擺尾都唔錯......1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EwfTyqem7
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正當我打量是否有足夠時間將乾坤大挪移也學會之時，老伯道﹕「來吧，我教你一點木系的初級防禦術，那你應該可以多挨一陣子。」1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0mRHolnp6
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咩話? 你唔係話教我武功咩? 點解變咗五行術㗎? 仲要係初級? 仲要係防禦術? 你由得我比兩條MK仔輪我大米? 1315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebdb1o9CuU