這天下大雨,我和呀牛沒有到山中採藥。788Please respect copyright.PENANAMwDLcQLZUk
788Please respect copyright.PENANAKcKdMyG2gI
我見小瑩要拿藥材去賣,跟老伯道﹕「我可唔可以陪小瑩出去呀? 我想周圍見識吓。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAqzWTWnkzgM
788Please respect copyright.PENANAecjXxmHZyo
「也好,你和呀牛就陪小瑩外出吧,要小心點。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAnrwDIt9hc6
788Please respect copyright.PENANA1Kv3tOhNQS
788Please respect copyright.PENANAHoEoli66Tz
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我們到了藥材店做了買賣之後,他兩兄妹就帶著我在城中閒逛。788Please respect copyright.PENANANLwfr7tTpG
788Please respect copyright.PENANAkiHNL69VaE
我們撐著傘邊走邊聊,我道﹕「係呢,我哋住嗰度呢,咪係五行術私塾嚟嘅,係咪即係比人學五行術㗎? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANAd375d6669J
788Please respect copyright.PENANApo3h0MuOUC
呀牛道﹕「對啊,私塾裏的學生都是城裏富戶的子弟,他們都希望學會五行術之後,將來能成為一方霸主,又或擴大自己家族的勢力。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAwZgD3GsNOK
788Please respect copyright.PENANAU30Ro3QHuB
小瑩道﹕「不過這裏的五行術私塾只屬於比較小的規模,西面三百里外有一大城,名叫雲天城,那裏有一五行術翰林院–五材書院,乃中土中最有名的五行術學院,現在最有名的五行術師,大多出自此書院。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAXcvHlCRB5e
788Please respect copyright.PENANAZp7Ir4Cg27
「估唔到你都識幾多嘢喎。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAaTCsaggDKF
788Please respect copyright.PENANA1VWCYNbGdm
小瑩臉上一紅﹕「南大哥見笑了,只是有時協助爺爺治療傷者,聽那些病人說的。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAhYhybA7jUl
788Please respect copyright.PENANALfd8Vpna4Q
這個時候我們走到一座大院門外,我見門口個牌匾寫著『以武為尊』四個大字,我正想問這是甚麽地方,裏面就有兩個貌甚MK的人走出來。788Please respect copyright.PENANAQnPhrNoazu
788Please respect copyright.PENANAIANEKX2lp3
「噢哥!那不是呀牛那個白痴嗎? 還有他的醜八怪妹妹啊!真難得看見他倆來這裏啊!他們不怕那醜八怪會傳染怪病嗎? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANAFrFvVXwlP9
788Please respect copyright.PENANAuqiYVVfS0l
「哈,我的好弟弟,你真沒品味,你看看小瑩,她戴上面紗後還是很有看頭的,你看她的胸部,嘖嘖嘖......看來比起翠紅苑的小芳堅挺得多,真想抓一把看看啊,嘿嘿......」說罷掌作抓狀的蠢蠢欲動,臉上盡現猥褻之色。788Please respect copyright.PENANAR9jUAUVtk0
788Please respect copyright.PENANAgTspfWtf8e
面對兩人的嘲笑侮辱,呀牛氣得面紅耳赤,小瑩則想拉走呀牛﹕「哥,別理他們,我們走吧。」788Please respect copyright.PENANASgGznk6QXz
788Please respect copyright.PENANAmAnFWOEyTg
你老味!我個fd你哋都敢串? 你兩條蛋散咩料呀?788Please respect copyright.PENANAG0386Irjjl
788Please respect copyright.PENANANI7qoPOVfv
小瑩忍到啖氣,我就忍屎忍尿都忍唔到,我暗地運起五行術,趁MK哥淫笑之際,將一顆泥丸彈入他口中。788Please respect copyright.PENANAoVZXb6SErM
788Please respect copyright.PENANAqkLOFA4vxE
經過整個星期的彈鼻屎訓練,無論吸收和釋放元素的速度、還是彈鼻屎的準繩度都有大大的進步,而且凝聚出來的元素球亦由鼻屎進化成大粒鼻屎,都咪話唔犀利!788Please respect copyright.PENANAPJNd0dgGL3
788Please respect copyright.PENANAFwr2gsLQgt
「咳......咳咳....咳......甚...甚麼東西飛入我的口中? 咳......」MK哥不斷扣喉,想將泥丸摳出來。788Please respect copyright.PENANA6ozL0zDwG0
788Please respect copyright.PENANAiE8vLqJXfS
我一邊裝作挖鼻屎,一邊四處亂彈,然後一臉抱歉道﹕「唉哎,原來彈咗入你個口,sorlysorly,唔好意思,我下次撩鼻屎會小心啲,唔會四圍亂彈喇。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAzI8iYaKzbM
788Please respect copyright.PENANAOwuFVwo7vi
MK哥氣得滿臉通紅,指著我怒道﹕「你!.......你這個臭小子!活得不耐煩嗎? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANAMCBQTUBqgp
788Please respect copyright.PENANAxZjPCJi5nH
我打了一個呵欠﹕「你係高登仔嚟㗎? 講就兇狠,做就碌撚。咪撚咁多口水,要打就嚟啦。」我擺出李小龍的招牌姿勢,捽了一下鼻,然後大喝一聲﹕「呀打~」788Please respect copyright.PENANA91vJDhLHkE
788Please respect copyright.PENANASAn5yVfKrr
唔係小弟我自大,呢啲爛仔交我就最耍家,我由小學打到上中學再打入埋大學,入到大學為咗扮文青溝女先無咁暴力,但都入咗划艇學會,練就一身鋼條身型,閒閒哋兩三條MK仔都唔係我對手。788Please respect copyright.PENANAupyzjIomyj
788Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4PQyC29lB
不過這個時候,不單止小瑩想拉走我,連剛剛嬲到震的呀牛都想拉走我﹕「南...南兄,我們快走吧,你打不過他們的......」788Please respect copyright.PENANAq7wqw6AE87
788Please respect copyright.PENANA6pwtdP9T2P
小瑩接口﹕「他們是這間武館的學生,已經學了數年了,一般人不會是他們對手的!」788Please respect copyright.PENANABMqAYQw42C
788Please respect copyright.PENANAd0zReFw54T
唔撚係呀? 呢兩條MK食過夜粥曉武功?788Please respect copyright.PENANAppTPcYQgB8
788Please respect copyright.PENANAiMKBkPYUMU
說時遲,那時快,MK兄弟已經摩拳擦掌的慢慢走過來,MK弟說﹕「臭小子!得罪我們兩兄弟的可別想逃!留下一條手臂,跪下來叫聲爺爺我們或許會考慮放過你。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAtBgeL2Y2S7
788Please respect copyright.PENANAYou8OBgq1E
屌!你TVB藝員訓練班走出嚟㗎? 啲對白咁熟口面嘅?788Please respect copyright.PENANAlLl7uAPU46
788Please respect copyright.PENANAgBt3PHr2kK
屌還屌,面對兩個識武功嘅MK我真係有啲淆.....788Please respect copyright.PENANAoVR8bOXvui
788Please respect copyright.PENANAfiwcxlYzyr
點算呢? 我可能真係會唔夠打喎......呀!有!788Please respect copyright.PENANAUcEy2VSDTJ
788Please respect copyright.PENANAglVu8Byrja
我雙手放在背後暗運五行術,等他們來到十步之遙,左右開弓向他們各射出一粒泥丸,待泥丸來到他們面前,再射出兩顆高速小水球,擊中前方的泥丸。788Please respect copyright.PENANA0EbsnzxmmR
噗!788Please respect copyright.PENANAA8IfDFqe1t
788Please respect copyright.PENANAXgH0v3REOj
「嘩!這是甚麼? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANAviHs3eDvgl
788Please respect copyright.PENANAKeOUxZCQPM
泥丸被水擊中,炸了開來濺了他們一臉是泥。788Please respect copyright.PENANAS76Gh7Hf6u
788Please respect copyright.PENANAjSBkjxk7Vh
這當然沒有任何殺傷力,但足以令他們錯愕了一下,而且顧著抹臉上的泥水,腳步都停下來了。788Please respect copyright.PENANA3dQpaynJsx
788Please respect copyright.PENANAsVhaolKzNu
我急道﹕「小瑩!快啲將佢哋腳下嘅地方沙化!」788Please respect copyright.PENANAcFZB1Sqz3Q
788Please respect copyright.PENANACrCi2usqHR
小瑩學的是土之術,前兩天我要求她教我她會的五行術,沙化就是其中一招土之術裏低級的緩慢術。788Please respect copyright.PENANAKh2pviPX6s
788Please respect copyright.PENANAilVFM6BwSg
小瑩沒有多想,手心按地,大喊一聲「沙化」,然後那兩兄弟站立的地面馬上龜裂成沙。788Please respect copyright.PENANA6dXoWSeLt4
788Please respect copyright.PENANAU1LO2HGNwJ
「哼!你們以為這種低級法術能困住我兩兄弟嗎? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANAlpb7EreLMO
788Please respect copyright.PENANAdKT5omXFJo
因為正在下大雨的關係,龜裂成沙的地面馬上吸飽水份,變成了泥水地,這倒令他們易於行走在上面。788Please respect copyright.PENANAqRS4ONWPln
788Please respect copyright.PENANAi3MsaYVcXi
我當然知道沙化沒法困住他們,我立刻指著他們踏足的泥地大叫﹕「呀牛!漩渦!快!」788Please respect copyright.PENANAlTojQLEtYk
788Please respect copyright.PENANAURGOVXT09j
呀牛愣了一下,但還是馬上按我所說的施法,頃刻,那兩兄弟踏足的泥水地開始旋轉。788Please respect copyright.PENANAQAd5RtlYRX
788Please respect copyright.PENANADlkHBLgwu5
有泥有水,再加上漩渦係咩? 無錯,就係人造浮沙喇!788Please respect copyright.PENANAMzy3Law8uq
788Please respect copyright.PENANApJkg0FDmvY
788Please respect copyright.PENANAJyfQOQIl0n
788Please respect copyright.PENANA3THL1IaWKb
泥地旋轉起來,MK兄弟初時還能提腿行走,但隨著旋轉速度加快,他們漸漸陷於泥中。而他們每次提腳,另一只腿卻陷得更深,直至泥水埋到胸間,因為浮力的關係,他們才沒有繼續下沉。788Please respect copyright.PENANAiKBcHicxg5
788Please respect copyright.PENANAwuBFOYMEL7
他們不斷在破口大駡,說我們在使妖法,又將我們的祖宗十八代駡了一遍。788Please respect copyright.PENANAzxemq0GuEt
788Please respect copyright.PENANA1tXESYtRyx
「呀牛,小瑩,可以停喇。」788Please respect copyright.PENANA6bApoO5UjG
788Please respect copyright.PENANATG9z5i00KS
他倆聞言停止施法,浮沙停止了旋轉,但卻沒有變回實地,看來以五行術改變了的物質形態是不會變回原形的。788Please respect copyright.PENANAsFCVc5Zejg
788Please respect copyright.PENANAv7ubpvB2H0
我往他倆的額頭各彈了一顆泥丸,道﹕「頭先小瑩用嘅係沙化,呀牛用嘅係漩渦,都係低級到唔低級嘅五行術,我都知困唔住兩位公子,但唔知兩位公子諗住留喺度賞雨賞到幾時呢? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANATT7GzkuCtb
788Please respect copyright.PENANAPGdONKDsoU
MK哥雙目噴火,向著我怒吼﹕「臭小子!有種你別走!待我們脫困看不打斷你的狗腿我的名字倒過來寫!」788Please respect copyright.PENANAmJF26NVWjd
788Please respect copyright.PENANAp0KcPcDNcf
我誇張大叫﹕「嘩!我好撚驚呀!驚到我賴尿添呀!嘩唔係!我真係有啲急喎!急到賴啦!揸揸水先!」然後作狀就要拉開褲頭對著他兩個屙尿。788Please respect copyright.PENANA5oIfvNwOKh
788Please respect copyright.PENANAypIvTNxlyG
這個時候,小瑩過來拽著我的手臂,聲音很害怕﹕「南...南大哥......快走吧,我們惹不起他們的......」788Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q9u1xhs6K
788Please respect copyright.PENANAU6pE4aknqL
其實唔惹都惹咗啦,呢兩條友肯定會搵我哋麻煩,不過呢啲人,你唔出聲比佢繼續恰嘅話,佢就得寸進尺,越嚟越過份。788Please respect copyright.PENANABaIVbNn4BN
788Please respect copyright.PENANA2sKNehvNHR
不過小瑩都係唔會明呢個道理,見她比人踩到上心口都唔出聲就知。788Please respect copyright.PENANA9t9MEmOGTL
788Please respect copyright.PENANALzIvRUet6M
我看著他倆,從口袋裏抽出一支純萬然後好瀟灑的用手指點著,再噴出一口煙道﹕「你兩條蛋散,係男人就嚟搵我,我叫根本英俊,認實我呀!」788Please respect copyright.PENANAgfo2tyStVh
788Please respect copyright.PENANACLX2vTCxuM
我站起來,充滿霸氣的喊一聲﹕「走!」然後就領著呀牛和小瑩離開。788Please respect copyright.PENANAbxjeeIbEgh
788Please respect copyright.PENANAml3zW4tBNv
788Please respect copyright.PENANAU2vf4pz5i7
788Please respect copyright.PENANAne0QggkSTv
「南兄!你剛才真厲害!想不到我們的低級五行術也能擊敗那兩兄弟!」呀牛說得眉飛色舞,像是很回味剛才的一役。788Please respect copyright.PENANAsoZQAyyRkn
788Please respect copyright.PENANAY7qUmdyXjA
小瑩則一臉擔憂﹕「南...南大哥......他倆是這裏的惡霸...我怕......怕他們不會善罷甘休......」788Please respect copyright.PENANAIRlS6WUPom
788Please respect copyright.PENANAHf2Z9TWc2e
呀牛很興奮﹕「怕甚麼!有南兄在,還怕敵不過那兩個小子嗎? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANAlI278HMw5O
788Please respect copyright.PENANAMOmluk008V
小瑩嗔道﹕「哥!你別......」然後,她又道﹕「這......但......」788Please respect copyright.PENANAr0ZAdSrsnu
788Please respect copyright.PENANAUcE4wAjt2S
其實冷靜下來,我也有點害怕,正所為猛虎不及地頭蟲,何況我只是小貓一隻? 不過現在已經騎虎難下,唯有頂硬上吧......788Please respect copyright.PENANAXQDGt96HGG
788Please respect copyright.PENANAP6UmoO0BMj
「小瑩,我知㗎啦,我頭先係衝動咗,但情況危急我都無辦法。而且佢呢啲人只會得寸進尺,一定要比啲教訓佢哋。如果真係有咩事,你同呀牛都唔好出面,由我頂得啦。」看來我也要想想辦法如何可以擊敗這兩個MK仔。788Please respect copyright.PENANAAwrxYnlcy6
788Please respect copyright.PENANAEA05A5oFEz
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回到私塾,呀牛還在喋喋不休的說著剛才的事,這正好給老伯聽到。788Please respect copyright.PENANAg8BhoAIf9k
788Please respect copyright.PENANAK1GhqN6PEg
「呀牛,發生了甚麼事嗎? 看你那樣興奮。」788Please respect copyright.PENANAa3gD6b4il7
788Please respect copyright.PENANApTMNGQGXLi
「啊!剛才可真大快人心......」788Please respect copyright.PENANAFRrWDNIL9U
788Please respect copyright.PENANAw9VNll5mDi
小瑩馬上不讓他說下去﹕「哥!」788Please respect copyright.PENANADslHTlyFL4
788Please respect copyright.PENANAOby5qkHiYK
瞞到一時,瞞不到一世,所以我決定向老伯坦白交代。788Please respect copyright.PENANAd7T9LMZGOD
788Please respect copyright.PENANAlwaEz6vxsD
老伯聽過來龍去脈,有點氣結﹕「這!......你......唉,算了,雖然呀南你是衝動了點,但這種事情的確不能一忍再忍。只是...呀南你能應付他們嗎? 」788Please respect copyright.PENANAQcrubCiWJF
788Please respect copyright.PENANAohsvpQQIDe
我搲搲頭﹕「我唔識武功,講打係唔夠佢兩個打㗎啦,不過我對自己嘅腳骨力同反應都有啲信心嘅,要閃要走應該唔難啩......」788Please respect copyright.PENANAq7qF57K55N
788Please respect copyright.PENANAxy6nP4MUps
老伯﹕「逃跑也不是辦法,我看他們稍後就會來找麻煩,就趁這段時間我教你一點防身術吧。」788Please respect copyright.PENANA1rVgm5awcn
788Please respect copyright.PENANAmwqUP6NedH
防身術? 老伯原來你識武功? 高人果然係深藏不露!咁係降龍十八掌定係獨孤九劍呀? 我想學盪劍式好耐啦!雖然神龍擺尾都唔錯......788Please respect copyright.PENANAKbZP1e6GRU
788Please respect copyright.PENANAqX7uLTeMMG
正當我打量是否有足夠時間將乾坤大挪移也學會之時,老伯道﹕「來吧,我教你一點木系的初級防禦術,那你應該可以多挨一陣子。」788Please respect copyright.PENANArjMuFsPklT
788Please respect copyright.PENANAIt62NDiOaV
咩話? 你唔係話教我武功咩? 點解變咗五行術㗎? 仲要係初級? 仲要係防禦術? 你由得我比兩條MK仔輪我大米? 788Please respect copyright.PENANAthgJebrB8e
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《窮撚被女飛 之 鳩闖魔法世界》
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羊先生
ISSUE #6
第六章 - 每個地方,總有技安和大雄
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