「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw7yxc3ULT
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjdcHADlR4
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PKB1zRIqt
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBszFy2a4Fl
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQfEKnDFor
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYubvVr8AEz
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfuqndOTaO
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3HBbirhu1
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQnOPfbnYP
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscWKZHJ2r2
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCJf0T5boU
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lhhCrddAJ
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobTrMj0KDD
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ062EJH67Os
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpaIYRKie7
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tckDTuhHr
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX5jGFMSWb
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx26CvwpkRa
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81TmsaLDnx
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MMmkjeVM9
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Gs9774HFI
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RxcCFtWbc
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaXgqPFc5g
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oT8IpABqA
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRTcslHvQ2
「糖水會幾點呀? 」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPRt7mQ7u5
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnGtZi9aKX
「10點。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQaBtoTiBR
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hA6EnBc2q
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30GKycEkYB
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGGaQFwXl4
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPplzjQSMFL
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qXf4tqyIt
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtdbFGvjfh
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNbJdhI9NC
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleQ9L0nkFI
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt26wgGD1B
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXIhSoIDkE
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLd3GwNcJC
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFUiShlcHS
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs03uioimI
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWylJqthj5T
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkRYoKfuOR
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXMM7MXk9i
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Mmsu8cNBG
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxuCc0OYoo
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJywKObQlPz
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4PGywdvCy
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy10gWEkpj6
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN67IV4dH0b
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WAmQ4yDM0
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCie24AT7T
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24C0PJaJ9X
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SmktR55DG
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAqbxSCVzI
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIXhhTM9SA
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNwwL3bN9I
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4IGDH5Q44
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORAZ7Q0Fdj
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bFQFvot1X
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TPhDDOkGJ
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIm0Qf1Xc8
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79rYQS7J28
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0gQ3vyqlu
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN8XyOkNxz
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSPga9aIRa
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc8Ag0sYr2
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrKnKjX4Za
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwYVf397UO
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ78T3JD4O
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz3VdWgRJR
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgyX35iOll
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtfJ0oDqfc
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXObwoBd91H
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXFQwJMVmO
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEJH8ttmKm
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMtgbRdma7
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErbzrSrHoN
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy59Wfwl6Op
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc2TPhUKpy
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMaQ0akkjR
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBpOwpvYYK
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLJHhEZt3y
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyvACAaLrK
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRmyNqrDC6
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3CEBngVoY
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDq8gWYzqi
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohFQFTQ52m
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGwjsAxofg
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrKfcyMqHo
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70oLO0Pzaf
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGfi7alrZ1
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSwJhlWcU5
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklfLqTpqXO
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rCIEzcrCS
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkI31uR8Cb
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSB9PbX94d
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhPhLMQ2Kb
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