午飯後,Fiona和Gary要上課的關係,我只好目送他們一起離開。而小惠本來也是要一起去上課的,但因腳傷關係,被Fiona勸服留在宿舍休息。828Please respect copyright.PENANA5kLGLumIGq
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我揹著小惠回房時跟她道謝﹕「喂,頭先唔該哂你,如果唔係我都唔知點應付Gary。」828Please respect copyright.PENANATjBkeC6TR7
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「想多謝我好簡單啫,請我食嘢吖。」828Please respect copyright.PENANANTwDBSIDFs
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「咁你想食咩呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAPn5v0Gumvs
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「榴槤雪糕!」她的語氣聽起來很興奮,我都感到她的眼睛在放光了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAfAz0wVD35F
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「榴槤雪糕? 邊度有得賣呀? ......」828Please respect copyright.PENANA9UDR0SHJJ5
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「唔知呀,總知我要食!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAE9Bw7NZvyV
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這個女人真麻煩,喜歡吃的東西也是這麼奇怪的。828Please respect copyright.PENANAH8pykKDDMu
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「喂!你兩個做咩咁恩愛呀? 行兩步路都要孭住呀? 」剛巧經過呀君的房間,碰到從裏面走出來的樂言。828Please respect copyright.PENANA2TDnc1tzc6
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我沒好氣﹕「你估我好想孭呀? 佢拗柴呀......」828Please respect copyright.PENANA4HW5VqGXlw
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小惠馬上狠狠拍了我的後腦一下﹕「而家係邊個搞到我拗柴㗎? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANA3fVQ6zRV8r
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「係......係係...係我唔啱......」我陡然想起我上次扭傷時用過的跌打酒,應該還給樂言了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAhz3OzuAZKb
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「我上次用過嗰枝跌打酒咪還返比你嘅,借嚟用用。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA5OEkGtBNG8
828Please respect copyright.PENANAEGeI5OMJxG
「喺Michael度,你自己問佢攞啦。」他說罷就離開了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAGr8U90X1BQ
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到鄰房拿過跌打酒後回到房間,我將小惠放下,然後小心奕奕的將她的鞋襪脫下。828Please respect copyright.PENANAh780xbu4rP
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只見她的腳踝處殷紅一片,還好不是那麽腫,應該過幾天就會痊癒吧。828Please respect copyright.PENANABGwyCLwzhc
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小惠噘著嘴﹕「一日至衰都係你啦,諗埋哂啲屎橋。」828Please respect copyright.PENANANPSG6fgf1L
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我反唇相譏﹕「唔好話係你鈍? 叫你踩傷我反而自己拗柴。」828Please respect copyright.PENANANx6uQb7Rxc
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她嗔怒﹕「你仲話係我鈍!你個衰人剩係識得蝦我!」說著說著她竟然眼泛淚光。828Please respect copyright.PENANA1KJxGgI2zl
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我最怕女人哭了,而且說到底,也是因為我的餿主意她才會受傷的,於是我馬上認錯﹕「係喇係喇,係我唔啱喇。嗱,自己捽吓啦,啲瘀要大力啲捽先會散㗎。」我將手上的跌打酒遞給她。828Please respect copyright.PENANA7s5J1XvVMn
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小惠沒有接過,反而將腿擱在我的膝上,以命令的語氣道﹕「我唔識捽,你幫我捽。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAQsIlS8FyCl
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「吓......」我臉有難色,不是我不願意,只是想到要碰觸她的身體,我就感到渾身不自在。828Please respect copyright.PENANAUgwdUwuauK
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她的樣子得意洋洋﹕「吓咩吓? 係你搞成我咁㗎,你要負責任呀!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAhoVxcbOCPc
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負甚麼責任? 說得這麽曖昧幹甚麽? 我只是弄傷了你而已......828Please respect copyright.PENANADPoa4eynRR
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無奈之下,我唯有認命﹕「負!即刻負!」沒想到到頭來沒能讓Fiona幫我揉跌打酒之餘,還要我服侍這個女人......828Please respect copyright.PENANAy4Qdky3Kyf
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揉著揉著,我的額頭給小惠敲了一下﹕「細力啲啦死嘢!痛㗎!」828Please respect copyright.PENANABdgDGZy2cD
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我壞壞的道﹕「唔大力啲瘀捽唔散㗎!」然後又加重了力度。828Please respect copyright.PENANAkRKMiJl8Jq
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「呀!呀!......」她痛得驚叫起來,想將腿縮回去但卻被我牢牢抓住。828Please respect copyright.PENANAv7xkPZO5uk
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她雙手亂打我的頭,哭喊道﹕「嗚.....好痛呀!...衰人!衰人!衰人!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAgj8FUTXhD4
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沒想到她還真的哭出來了,我馬上鬆開了手,但還她仍然哭著的打我。828Please respect copyright.PENANAkDkrxDhRaW
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看見她楚楚可憐,梨花帶雨的樣子,我忍不住將她擁入懷裏,撫著她的頭安慰她﹕「係喇係喇,整痛你對唔住喇,我細力啲啦好唔好? 乖啦,唔好喊啦。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA0gRErWdwAx
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她在我懷中抽泣了好一會兒,然後突然推開了我﹕「你...你整到我個頭都係跌打酒味啦......」828Please respect copyright.PENANAYuzni0iGh3
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我這才醒覺剛才不自覺的摟住了她,連忙道歉﹕「Sor...sorry.....我......我細力啲幫你捽好嗎? ......」828Please respect copyright.PENANA3VuxbBpvM3
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只見她的臉漲得通紅的,垂著的頭微微點了點。828Please respect copyright.PENANAQsgBorWREJ
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這次我輕輕的替她揉著,大家一直都沒有再說話。828Please respect copyright.PENANAkgmZerFPnO
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糟了!氣氛好像變得有點尷尬,這種感覺真難受啊!快些說點甚麼吧......828Please respect copyright.PENANAwb4qkvvlSv
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「頭先......係你駛開Jodi㗎? 」其實我是看出了一點端倪,Jodi沒理由放下受傷的小惠不管的。828Please respect copyright.PENANAoXkaSWGIBr
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她點點頭﹕「係呀,如果唔係點令到Fiona扶我返嚟喎。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA0ITXPHl42e
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說的也是。828Please respect copyright.PENANApfskpe5DjE
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「係...係呢,Gary咪同你同班嘅,佢...點㗎? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAVtRhTcrHjZ
828Please respect copyright.PENANAHpV0FTMg6p
小惠想了想,道﹕「佢呀......正常男仔一個囉,不過我諗佢都幾受女同學歡迎,我見佢同個個女同學都有偈傾。不過都唔出奇吖,佢外在條件都幾好。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA0i2kcq4P4G
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嗚呀!看來我問錯問題了!Jodi是這樣說,連小惠也是這樣說......828Please respect copyright.PENANAmWK0qFCl4H
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大概小惠也看到我的臉色很難看,她安慰道﹕「咁你又唔駛咁灰,我覺得Fiona唔係剩係睇外在嘢嘅女仔囉。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAsvDrNBp23M
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但我是連內在也輸給他啊!那該怎麼辦?828Please respect copyright.PENANAYKUXqcuxKV
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小惠像是看穿我的想法﹕「唔係識玩吓樂器就係有內涵嘅,星期日你比心機表現吓自己啦。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAcR2oRCfBa9
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真的嗎?828Please respect copyright.PENANAqYdpCjZjn2
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來到了星期天,乘著小惠梳洗的時間,我偷偷檢查一下紙言,可惜甚麼都沒有更新。828Please respect copyright.PENANAge2x08mUGt
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難道今天四人行的事沒有在故事中發生? 嗯......故事中『我』是在受傷後跟『Fiona』單獨午飯時約她去濕地公園的,所以小惠和Gary理應沒有出現。看來今天要靠我自己了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAgO86BYHDtx
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小惠的腳傷雖還沒完全痊癒,但一般走動已經沒有大礙,只是動作慢一點而已。828Please respect copyright.PENANA80MfFbNVdg
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Fiona扶著小惠﹕「小惠,你隻腳好返哂未呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAjfXsakuDT7
828Please respect copyright.PENANAdUB9vhc1M7
小惠將嘴巴貼在Fiona的耳邊,卻以正常的聲線道﹕「差唔多啦,不過我都係扮腳痛,等表哥服侍我。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAqZwyF9emtu
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我給了她一個老大的白眼﹕「我聽到哂啦,盧家惠。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA8bXUIPA6H2
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Gary語帶雙關﹕「呀Sam你同小惠都幾好感情喎。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA2C8PvXJI5x
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他媽的!你這是甚麼意思? 要讓Fiona誤會我們嗎?828Please respect copyright.PENANACy1X51P5Q7
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小惠和應道﹕「係呀,我哋由細玩到大,感情好好㗎......」828Please respect copyright.PENANAOlGc5NOU32
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喂喂喂!你這樣說不是更加令誤會加深嗎?828Please respect copyright.PENANAv9wCSwhm3z
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她續道﹕「......佢呢個呀哥都算係咁啦。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAeTe2vEAIWx
828Please respect copyright.PENANAnEQBMEh6Fs
我聞言連忙補充﹕「係呀!我真係當佢係我親生呀妹,Gary如果你想追小惠嘅話一定要過咗我呢關先。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA4JdUk57dWo
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Gary給我堵住了嘴巴,他馬上轉移視線﹕「大家都食飽囉呵? 不如行囉。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAnE1hzcDExf
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走到Gary泊車的地方,Gary率先將副駕的車門打開,向Fiona示意讓她坐。828Please respect copyright.PENANAM8TDfUHTE2
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小惠看見了馬上衝上前,一屁股的坐了進去,並向Gary道﹕「Gary你真係好!你竟然知道我唔坐得後座,仲開埋門比我。我由細到大一坐後座就會頭暈啦。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAC2lX8y7AcQ
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Gary吃了個啞巴虧,頓時作聲不得,悻悻然的回到駕駛座。828Please respect copyright.PENANA21adCIqRUB
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我打開車門讓Fiona坐進後座,然後坐到她身旁後,馬上笑道﹕「Gary你咁體貼,你真係追小惠嘅話我一定開綠燈比你。」828Please respect copyright.PENANARvnTg958bw
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Gary從倒後鏡中狠狠瞪了我一眼,然後又若無其事的﹕「扣好安全帶喇各位。」828Please respect copyright.PENANArQgI5LW4FZ
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小惠興奮的大叫﹕「出發!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAY1L8KbehKN
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車子發動沒多久,小惠就呼呼大睡了,看來要她早起真的要了她的命。828Please respect copyright.PENANAJalvev5aK9
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我拍了拍Fiona讓她看小惠的睡相,逗得她竊笑連連,然後又拿出電話讓她看我收集的趣文和短片。一路上我和Fiona談笑風生,Gary則成為了我們的柴可夫默默駕車,不難想像他現在的臉色比鑊底還要黑。828Please respect copyright.PENANAHEzNvoC7kp
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快樂的時光過得特別快,我感到車子的引擎關掉,原來已經到了。828Please respect copyright.PENANACMoGwkQYIx
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我從後捏著小惠的臉頰﹕「喂到啦!仲瞓。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAI6Eq7Fmvus
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小惠給我弄醒了,拍開我的手嗔道﹕「做乜搣人塊面呀? 走開走開!」828Please respect copyright.PENANA6pqFjOg7Gj
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我們下車後,我笑道﹕「頭先我影低咗你瞓覺流口水個樣,今晚我po上facebook再tag返比你吖。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAmrcnl8Fbc7
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小惠聞言漲紅了臉,怒道﹕「唔比呀!快啲delete哂佢!」然後衝過來想搶走我的電話。828Please respect copyright.PENANA1oR1iEVVLK
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我高舉著電話逗她,身材矮小的她伸盡了手也摸不著邊兒。她狼狽的樣子逗得我哈哈大笑。828Please respect copyright.PENANAek8HYrCAt7
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Fiona笑道﹕「好心你唔好玩小惠啦。」然後向小惠道﹕「你唔好信呀Sam呀,佢頭先根本就無影相。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAbH3Uk0V61u
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小惠聞言怒瞪著我﹕「哼!死八公!」然後就挽著Fiona走開了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAppMnrwpFhp
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Gary走到我身邊道﹕「睇嚟你同小惠唔止兄妹感情咁簡單喎。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA1Zi23Ge9lm
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臭小子!你想說些甚麼?828Please respect copyright.PENANA45M8fxJgUh
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我微笑道﹕「我同Fiona都唔止朋友咁簡單呀,頭先你揸車嗰陣睇唔到咩? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAuv0w977JJs
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Gary的臉色瞬間變得很難看,但轉眼又神色如常﹕「放心啦,你唔會贏到我㗎。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAhgCAs9nLe3
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呵!下戰書嗎? 今天我是不會輸給你的!828Please respect copyright.PENANAlbMlbFfPOE
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「嘩!嗰隻雀成身白色,但係個嘴又扁又長,個樣好得意呀!叫咩名呀? 」Fiona指著一只鳥問道。828Please respect copyright.PENANAz1NmUKY3s7
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Gary想找出那些鳥類介紹牌時,我已經充滿自信的回答﹕「呢隻叫黑臉琵鷺,係冬季季候鳥嚟㗎。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAm428koUDT1
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Fiona剛好找到介紹牌,訝道﹕「咦? 係喎!呀Sam你咁犀利一睇就知嘅? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANACZTZysT5j9
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我搔搔頭,有點不好意思﹕「哈......之前見過啫......」這當然是昨天努力看資料的結果。828Please respect copyright.PENANAgIiJ4VWFDK
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眼見Gary忿忿不平的瞪著我卻又無法反擊,直令我爽到心坎裏去。828Please respect copyright.PENANAVUltVvAxMR
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我再接再厲,使出了大招﹕「用呢個睇啦,清楚啲呀。」我將準備好的望遠鏡遞給Fiona。828Please respect copyright.PENANAxUm8ik12dN
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Fiona接過望遠鏡,喜道﹕「估唔到你裝備齊全喎。」然後就用望遠鏡觀雀。828Please respect copyright.PENANArtvWAfbCnu
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Gary的臉色更加難看,正當我想陪Fiona一起觀鳥之際,小惠一把拉走了我﹕「呀鋒呀鋒!你睇吓嗰隻蝴蝶!好靚呀!係咩品種嚟㗎? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANASV1jxlhFZy
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我連忙輕聲道﹕「噓!咪話喺其他人面前唔好叫我呀鋒囉!同埋做乜拉走我喎? 我同Fiona睇緊雀呀!」828Please respect copyright.PENANACY1zdFIbSx
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小惠鼓著腮噘著嘴﹕「你剩係陪你個Fiona得啦!唔駛理我啦? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAF2lxk5dueD
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怎麽在這個時候耍性子了? 她又不是不知道今天有Gary在,我得要好好表現自己才成啊。828Please respect copyright.PENANALcJ4KSaYD4
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我急起來﹕「咁...你又唔係唔知.......」828Please respect copyright.PENANA1CIn9U5hsw
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「咦? 你哋講緊咩呀? 」說話的卻是Fiona。828Please respect copyright.PENANAFc1BZwRYln
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我連忙岔開了話題﹕「小惠話佢想去洗手間喎,Fiona你陪佢去啦。」然後我推了小惠一把。828Please respect copyright.PENANAsNznahzdjP
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小惠轉過頭來向我做了個鬼臉,然後又喜孜孜的挽著Fiona﹕「陪我去洗手間洗個面呀,我有啲熱呀。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAeNauSfQ4MH
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我和Gary跟在她倆身後,然後坐在洗手間外椅子上等候。828Please respect copyright.PENANAfT1walCl99
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我有點忍受不了跟情敵默默的坐在一起,於是我道﹕「我都去一去廁所先。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ5uYGnLr1
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走進了洗手間,又感到有點便意,便到尿兜處小解。828Please respect copyright.PENANAUW9dZuExLZ
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正當我解放到一半的時候,旁邊的人突然拍了我的肩膊一下﹕「喂!又係你呀? 乜咁啱呀!又嚟拍拖呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAVHjJk5ewZj
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我轉頭一看,竟然是上次在這裏碰到的大叔!828Please respect copyright.PENANAF8UWv7GQHG
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『屌!大叔? 唔撚係咁啱呀? 今次仆街喇!一陣比佢見到小惠咪.......』828Please respect copyright.PENANARNfINtnJb9
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想起他待會在Fiona面前稱呼小惠做我的老婆,嚇得我把尿都縮回膀胱裏去了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAWdPhzC8POv
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我臉色蒼白的回應他﹕「Hi...hi......又...又會咁啱嘅大叔......」828Please respect copyright.PENANAxcx250V5Hm
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「嘩!你塊面做咩青哂呀? 你無咩事呀嘛? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAoVYUeMNa13
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「無...無......」828Please respect copyright.PENANA1CWs53vpon
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我拉起褲鍊去洗手,待大叔洗過手後就將他拉走。828Please respect copyright.PENANACDTuAZdHyq
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還好離開洗手間時Gary並沒有留意到我們,我連忙將大叔拉到他視線看不到的地方。828Please respect copyright.PENANANQzOJW9k74
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「後生仔,係咪同老婆夜夜笙歌搞到面青青呀? 不過我都明嘅,你老婆咁靚,不過色字頭上一把刀呀,都係小心身體好......咦? 你老婆呢? 」大叔左顧右盼,看來是想找小惠。828Please respect copyright.PENANAuGa6VeiTOi
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沒想到這個大叔這麽為老不尊的......828Please respect copyright.PENANAG7Wcl8QUJH
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「噓......大叔,你聽我講先......」828Please respect copyright.PENANAPu5DEsXDc7
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「後生仔,你叫我明叔啦,你叫咩名呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAHENmzOvHZH
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「Sam......」我急道﹕「唉哎明叔,你聽我講先啦!之前同我一齊嚟嗰個女仔其實唔係我老婆嚟㗎!佢係我表妹咋!」828Please respect copyright.PENANArnbpv6GgO6
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明叔露出疑惑的神色﹕「唔係你老婆? ......咁佢又咁講? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAtm3aQ2PM0Y
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「係......係佢成日都貪得意亂講嘢,你唔好信佢呀!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAQzwS45oIol
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「............」他的眼神告訴我他不相信。828Please respect copyright.PENANABunXuhn7fw
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我為了取得他的信任,將不想說的都說出來了﹕「其實係咁嘅,今日我同佢同埋另外兩個朋友一齊嚟玩,咁我追緊其中一個女仔,你如果喺個女仔面前話我表妹係我老婆就死緊喇!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAsWkShcIzrv
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明叔語重深長道﹕「呀Sam,我都後生過,我都明嘅,但係你一腳踏兩船係唔得㗎。雖然你老婆好似對你好惡,但係我睇得出佢好鍾意你㗎,就好似當年我老婆對我咁樣。想當年......」828Please respect copyright.PENANAML1CqKgpmm
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『頂!仲想乜鬼嘢當年呀? 』828Please respect copyright.PENANABy1ybGZVLK
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我馬上截住他的青春回憶﹕「我講真㗎!你唔信一陣我叫我表妹同你解釋喇!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAdMJSnDwpwJ
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我瞥見小惠和Fiona正好從洗手間走出來,連忙向小惠大喊﹕「小惠!你睇吓我又撞到邊個!」828Please respect copyright.PENANABt9ZhN1mOA
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小惠看見明叔,走過來喜道﹕「咦? 咁啱嘅大叔,你又嚟觀鳥呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANARpm2vPSazy
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我向小惠介紹﹕「小惠,佢叫明叔呀。」然後又向明叔道﹕「明叔,佢係我表妹,叫小惠。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAsgOZjjOISi
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明叔看了小惠一眼,又朝不遠處的Fiona看了一眼,然後問我﹕「就係嗰邊嗰個女仔? 」他向Fiona瞄了瞄。828Please respect copyright.PENANA598E60670l
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我點點頭,接著他就向小惠道﹕「小惠妹妹,你有啲嘢想問吓你,你過一過嚟。」然後示意我先回去。828Please respect copyright.PENANAZVi7YTAgj5
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我回到Fiona身邊,看著明叔和小惠在說話,只見他倆不時將視線投過來,看得我渾身不自在。828Please respect copyright.PENANAG88RFzwD1C
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「Sam,嗰位大叔...係你哋朋友? 」Fiona問道。828Please respect copyright.PENANA9dOYqmXqUH
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我也不知道怎麼回答,只能道﹕「算...算係識得啦......」828Please respect copyright.PENANAHmZHigmIU5
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Gary加了一把口﹕「呀Sam你都幾交遊廣闊喎,嚟到濕地公園都有熟人。你平時係咪都會同班大叔一齊去觀鳥㗎? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAFBD2OTbqI9
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我沒空理會Gary的冷嘲熱諷,只留意著明叔和小惠的動靜。828Please respect copyright.PENANAZEiw6IvMQb
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只見他們一問一答,明叔時而露出疑惑的神色,時而感到驚訝,又像是明白了甚麼,最後卻搖搖頭,他們到底在說甚麼?828Please respect copyright.PENANAm5ll7E938g
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他們好像已經說完了,小惠拉著明叔走過來笑道﹕「明叔話幫我哋影相呀!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAXloIFYa8qi
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雖然我很想知道他們談話的內容,但看現在的樣子應該沒有問題吧。828Please respect copyright.PENANAxXpf3bSSkt
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明叔幫我們拍了幾張合照,臨別之時,他看了Fiona和小惠各一眼,然後對我欲言又止的﹕「Sam......嗯......都係無嘢啦......」接著他又笑道﹕「估唔到我哋咁有緣,下次再撞到嘅再幫你哋影相啦!拜拜。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAY7qIykGsrB
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我們跟明叔揮手道別,然後又繼續遊覽。828Please respect copyright.PENANAVY6RSO0V38
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「喂!頭先你同明叔講咗咩呀? 」我乘著Fiona沒有注意,悄悄問小惠。828Please respect copyright.PENANArwUupKfZ1U
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「無呀,咪解釋我同你係表兄妹,唔係兩公婆囉。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAnCZDQtYQ9N
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「就係咁? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAR87WAP03F6
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「就係咁。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAtHrIh3qO0N
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根據明叔的表情,直覺告訴我不只這麽簡單的,但既然小惠不肯說,我也沒有辦法,唯有就此作罷。828Please respect copyright.PENANAnu53DnMEWX
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走走逛逛,太陽都差不多下山了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAmdP7GZhNTY
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「都行得差唔多,不如我哋走囉,出返去食完飯都夠鐘入場睇戲啦。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAiCm6AbdlAu
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各人沒有異議,於是我們便離開了濕地公園,駕車回又一城。828Please respect copyright.PENANATSp1BxzbH7
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回程的時候,小惠還是一坐上前座就呼呼大睡。Fiona也逛得有點累了,車子發動了沒多久,頭一側也入睡了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAcGL5UqcMMZ
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不知是否幸運之神眷顧,Fiona沒有將頭側向車門,反而是倒向我。828Please respect copyright.PENANAQEkQ62YYR5
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機會嚟啦!飛雲!828Please respect copyright.PENANAyMrJGH5PNk
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如此良機我當然不會錯過,我馬上坐到中間位置上,將肩膊墊在Fiona的頭下。沒多久後她果然枕在我的肩膊上。828Please respect copyright.PENANAuiiZSNTStj
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我的一舉一動和飄飄然的樣子當然難逃Gary的監察,我看到他在倒後鏡中怒瞪著我,我忍不住滿臉含春的輕聲道﹕「仲望!小心揸車呀!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAD0ZOUxHlfV
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他的表情告訴我他正氣得七竅生煙,正當我沾沾自喜之際,車身突然一個搖擺,將Fiona的頭搖離我的肩膊,並將她搖醒了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAHTHrtPqJCA
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她揉了揉眼,睡眼惺忪道﹕「嗯......到啦? ......」828Please respect copyright.PENANA8rl0Ib2TEb
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我連忙道﹕「未呀,你眼瞓就繼續瞓啦,我可以借個膊頭比你枕喎,到咗我會叫醒你啦。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAKisJfXlOEQ
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Fiona微微一笑﹕「唔駛啦Sam,我挨住呢邊瞓得啦。」說罷就將頭枕在車窗上睡著了。828Please respect copyright.PENANA8MIHy4AiSI
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Gary正一臉得意的從倒後鏡看著我,我忍不住向他伸出了中指。828Please respect copyright.PENANAaDLDsleZN5
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『屌!有香港腳就用愛膚堅啦!』828Please respect copyright.PENANAfiTg8fzlkh
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一路無事,吃過飯後,我們正打算進場。828Please respect copyright.PENANAZCyvWA59Os
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小惠看見小賣部馬上拉著我大呼小叫﹕「我要食爆谷!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAGpuNdZiAGN
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我沒好氣﹕「啱啱先食完飯,你食得落咩? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAzUTBYPzDjI
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「你唔知爆谷係擺落第二個胃咩? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAiTPR7pkXgu
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我沒有理會她,轉問Fiona﹕「Fiona你要唔要食爆谷呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAg3jGB05dZy
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Fiona搖搖頭﹕「唔駛啦,我睇戲唔慣食嘢。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAafkQHGAE2Y
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小惠將我拽到小賣部﹕「開場啦,快啲買啦!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAvciWu8sg3n
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無奈之下我唯有買了一桶爆谷給她。828Please respect copyright.PENANArXJUXkicro
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戲票是小惠早前於網上購買的,她取過戲票後分發給我們。828Please respect copyright.PENANAYRY6q4JAMB
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我看著手上的戲票,卻不知道是否坐在Fiona身旁,於是我在小惠耳邊悄悄問﹕「喂!Fiona係咪會同我坐呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAm6ZKup6QDQ
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小惠拍一拍心口﹕「我辦事,你放心!」828Please respect copyright.PENANA7XG2m6JGGh
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結果Fiona果然是坐在我的旁邊,但Gary卻是坐在她的另一邊,各人的座位如下﹕828Please respect copyright.PENANAjxo6ei75Qt
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Gary Fiona 我 小惠828Please respect copyright.PENANA1zb0Zzbl9N
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我低聲向小惠埋怨﹕「做咩要比Gary都坐喺Fiona隔離呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAwJeZQ96MV5
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她道﹕「我唔想坐Gary隔離,又無理由要Gary坐你隔離,咁咪咁坐囉。」828Please respect copyright.PENANATOkIxNkEpv
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我想了一想,若果要附合我和小惠的要求,的確只有現在這個位置能滿足。828Please respect copyright.PENANAn4z6SYuVkZ
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電影開始後,啪嗒啪嗒的爆谷嘴嚼聲一直從旁邊傳來。828Please respect copyright.PENANAjH1uTq3eWG
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我忍不住在小惠耳邊道﹕「你食爆谷可唔可以食得細聲啲呀? 女仔之家無嚟儀態。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAteJp2WNpQK
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我感到右臂被狠狠扭了一下,然後就嗅到有一陣甜香的味道,卻是小惠拿了一顆爆谷放在我的鼻孔前。828Please respect copyright.PENANAO01LTyXXzo
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我抵受不住誘惑,伸長嘴接過爆谷,卻不小心咬到她的手指了。828Please respect copyright.PENANA3Vfx22Jd0i
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還好她沒有驚叫出來,只是又扭了我的手臂一下,但接著又餵了一顆爆谷給我。828Please respect copyright.PENANA4cvUHT22ha
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我默默接著小惠餵給我的爆谷﹐然後悄悄的嘴嚼著,免得驚動了Fiona。828Please respect copyright.PENANACWRzAkArB9
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其實我對於文藝片真的沒有多大興趣,電影放影到一小半我已經忍不住偷偷打了好幾個呵欠,還好Fiona一直聚精會神的看電影,沒有發現我在打瞌睡。828Please respect copyright.PENANAOoNJ49zpZq
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小惠跟我耳語﹕「齣戲都幾好睇吖,好悶咩? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAjR4avizK75
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我轉過頭以一個無聲的呵欠回答了這個問題。828Please respect copyright.PENANAwiusiMuXcR
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或許我只對那些荷里活特技大片有興趣吧,這種對白比畫面多的電影真的快讓我睡著了。828Please respect copyright.PENANArO0tK3sl1b
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小惠白了我一眼,又繼續將視線投到銀幕上。828Please respect copyright.PENANASpknhIcePr
828Please respect copyright.PENANAcpSj6WsGRW
過了一會,正當我悄悄欣賞著Fiona的側臉時,我感到小惠的手好像在顫抖(她從關了燈開始就抓著我的手臂),於是我問她﹕「你凍呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANArXDYDNIFwR
她點點頭。828Please respect copyright.PENANAoUO5kwWb0H
828Please respect copyright.PENANAF4j7n53YOf
我從背囊裏拿出外套讓她穿著﹕「凍就出聲啦!喺度私私縮縮!」828Please respect copyright.PENANAVIkGTVkYrd
828Please respect copyright.PENANAQSiTRfmz0O
她鼓著腮,窸窸窣窣的穿起外套,又繼續抓著我的手臂看電影了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAdfYHdkMdB0
828Please respect copyright.PENANAYoCYiqWxAe
又過了一會,我留意到Fiona的身體好像也有些顫抖。828Please respect copyright.PENANAOoJpHhqyHv
828Please respect copyright.PENANAqcCzIgZGoU
Fiona也覺得冷嗎? 但我唯一的外套在小惠身上啊,要問她拿回來嗎? 還是先問問Fiona?828Please respect copyright.PENANA23yQJzIUXg
828Please respect copyright.PENANAYefOPL8FJA
正當我還在糾結之際,Gary已經快我一步將他的外套披在Fiona身上,我還看到Fiona跟他說了聲謝謝!828Please respect copyright.PENANAac4A6569Wc
828Please respect copyright.PENANAYaqB336xp5
Damn!給他搶先一步了!可惡!828Please respect copyright.PENANAKUKYon4dnr
828Please respect copyright.PENANAJdc8Q2Ivy4
都是小惠害的!若不是她拿了我的外套,我就能比Gary更早討好Fiona了!828Please respect copyright.PENANAgCnZgSVksb
828Please respect copyright.PENANAqXsjyE1162
我生著悶氣看著銀幕,電影在播放甚麼我都看不進腦子裏了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAl9AfpcGNyW
828Please respect copyright.PENANAhFBPDZJkD9
這時候Gary又遞了一瓶飲品給Fiona,Fiona道了謝又接過了。828Please respect copyright.PENANAfROCNYsjft
828Please respect copyright.PENANA8KtEdRQB33
Fxck!Fiona只說不吃東西,可沒說過不喝東西!我竟然沒想到!真笨!我真笨!828Please respect copyright.PENANAqckMhdBENW
828Please respect copyright.PENANAvgCjqp18LT
一連兩個討好Fiona的機會都給Gary搶走了,我後悔得想死,就更加沒有留意電影在說甚麼了。828Please respect copyright.PENANA27Y5935J4L
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828Please respect copyright.PENANAro57VsG0qZ
影院的燈光再次亮起來,原來電影已經播影完畢。828Please respect copyright.PENANA1BBss6hFnZ
828Please respect copyright.PENANAClz24uRxWF
我們離場後,Fiona將披在身上的外套還給Gary,Gary卻道﹕「你凍就著住先啦,可以返學先比返我喎。」828Please respect copyright.PENANA1qUJuFejDm
828Please respect copyright.PENANAnC6GYHbvwa
Fiona沒有拒絕,直接將外套穿在身上又向Gary道了謝。Gary馬上給我一個勝利的眼神,恨得我牙癢癢的。828Please respect copyright.PENANAoVY4euvrqN
828Please respect copyright.PENANAkuzCvDWxga
接著Fiona興致勃勃的討論劇情﹕「嗯,齣戲都幾好睇喎!我好鍾意最後男主角同女主角講嗰句對白,好感動呀......」828Please respect copyright.PENANAt7lMjhpV4Z
828Please respect copyright.PENANAvBQEP0mZBa
Gary道﹕「我都覺得係,不過我覺得之前一幕男配角同男主角講嗰句嘢好有意思。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAsXSs3KOcuy
828Please respect copyright.PENANAD3Pp8zFEGP
Fiona猛然點頭﹕「係呀係呀!我都覺得係呀!」然後她轉過頭問我﹕「係呢Sam,你覺得套戲點呀? 」828Please respect copyright.PENANAVcNhyQx1fw
828Please respect copyright.PENANAl8WhQIt1QG
大檸樂!他媽的這套戲是說些甚麼的? 我壓根兒就沒有留心看超過一分鐘,連男女主角還弄不清誰跟誰呢!828Please respect copyright.PENANAk0PKLFDr0s
828Please respect copyright.PENANAtL4b3qi5RF
我結結巴巴的﹕「幾...幾好睇吖.......我都好鍾意最後男主角同女主角講嗰句對白......」完全不知道劇情的我,現在只能拾人牙慧祈求能敷衍過去。828Please respect copyright.PENANAUbEeYdnNAq
828Please respect copyright.PENANAVtFn6Nt5ht
還好小惠馬上道﹕「我呢,就鐘意個女配角多過女主角喇,個女主角太完美啦,女配角咁多缺點呢啲先似返個正常人嘛。雖然我都覺得齣戲幾好睇,但係劇情有啲唔make sense囉,個男主角邊值得咁多女角鍾意佢呀。」828Please respect copyright.PENANAfCsaz5vWQ1
828Please respect copyright.PENANASgZiQBLM4F
他們三個繼續興高采烈的討論劇情,我只能在旁邊唯唯諾諾的和應。828Please respect copyright.PENANA9S0Gd52Rqc
828Please respect copyright.PENANAHDbObPNYcZ
直到來到了商場外的一處岔路,Fiona跟我們說﹕「好啦,你哋送到呢度得啦。」828Please respect copyright.PENANABiaiU8caPS
828Please respect copyright.PENANAq0V5bhhgKi
我與Gary同時互望一眼,相信彼此都有送Fiona回家的想法,但因為對方的存在所以都不可能開口,就在我們猶豫之間,小惠已經跟Fiona揮手道別,我們也只好作罷。828Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y0HIsgFV7
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