「最慢一個跑到麥記的,請吃雪糕!」Chilam一聲令下,我們馬上拔足狂奔。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAelJbn6CDAS
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從秀雅道足球場跑到康寧道的新麥記,路程說長不長,說短不短,五分鐘是極限了,而且還要在狹窄的行人路上避過重重的師奶大叔,可謂絕不容易。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAXDnAw4rGlh
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA9rsT2DOZWz
「唉哎!走路要帶眼睛啊!」廢高差點碰到了一個肥師奶,嚇得她急按心口。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAHk6eOsViqc
1052Please respect copyright.PENANARkynCtapAI
「那來的臭小子!你撞到我了!」我閃避不及,碰到了一個大叔的肩膊。還好我跑得快,不然就給他抓住了。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAl3fc0Io8N6
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA1gMpubwrnR
邦文身手敏捷,將盤球技巧發揮得淋漓盡致。閃避、假身、加速、急停,他在人群中左穿右插,旁人只感到一陣風就不見了他的身影。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAh07TYFIzQK
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肥周一直氣喘呼呼的緊追著邦文,速度不快但也不慢。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAsFaoOp6PlG
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAJG8bCGaciM
「唉哎!對不起婆婆!我幫你撿吧。」老鬼這個老好人碰跌了一位老太太的生果,蘋果滾得一地都是,他連忙幫忙收拾。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA6Bzl4SnjTT
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAKgbe6UL4jX
「呵哈!看來這次又是老鬼請客了!」Chilam這個小滑頭,早就跑出了行人路,貼著馬路邊沿疾跑,沒有了行人擋路,他的速度可媲美邦文。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAAlpWlXfuoi
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從協和街轉入物華街,穿過一列的金舖,我跑過了回家的14B巴士站,眼看前方的十字路口正閃著行人過路的綠燈,我連忙把握機會跑過馬路。我回頭一看,肥周和廢高緊追我身後,老鬼這才轉入物華街,而邦文和Chilam已經到達位於十字路口的涼茶店,看來勝負已分。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAPkORt0zElP
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAc2XGCYMHgR
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我到達新麥記的樓下,還有空在門口的報紙檔攤看一下最新一期的漫畫出版了沒有,才施施然的踏上麥記的樓梯。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA6bRZHgj4US
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAszAwzX13kg
到達了二樓,我慣性的來到了我們的「私竇」–新麥記盡頭的一處獨立空間,一張張矮矮的桌子和圓椅子,牆身還有一棵異常醜陋,裝飾用的假樹。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAhcsg98W7kc
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邦文和Chilam早已經到達,Chilam還蹺著二郎腿好不寫意的等我們。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAVJOMFT4NKo
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAa23K1FBKlv
「嗄......第三......」我將足球拋給Chilam,Chilam腦袋一搖,將皮球傳給邦文,邦文伸手一抄然後順手塞往桌下。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAux3aDXPGuy
1052Please respect copyright.PENANATbWlBkuPVh
肥周和廢高也到了,他們看見我們三個已經到了就心有不甘的轉身去排隊買食物。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAI8FiXr3Fy7
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAO8DGB97MJr
「我要1號餐。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAv3IoHXhAoR
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAgPpHqFWxLH
「我要5號餐,可樂走冰。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAHWSoCRGi4t
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAkFZTXCJKtH
「我要2號餐加大,記得拿多點茄汁。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAnxDAPYfTvH
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAFeyAkVccAc
這是我們的慣例,最慢的三個人要替先到的買食物,最後一個則要請全部人吃軟雪糕。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAypmfzTlHrv
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAXuIjbt0fEB
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAYGeG9kTipU
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一會兒後,老鬼終於到達。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA9K4x41UUoB
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAWu5BMHp0hb
「老鬼你真慢,記得要去買雪糕啊!每人一杯!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAJC6V3SCOuc
1052Please respect copyright.PENANALTiyqeb1IQ
這個時候,肥周和廢高剛好捧著一堆食物回來。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAfCL5gD86fH
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAqjsdkjafn6
廢高放下餐盤後興奮道﹕「喂喂喂!跟你們說,我在收銀處看到一個很可愛的女生!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAH4pBAmtLxz
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAWl1YwXDhSO
Chilam聞言馬上彈起﹕「哪裏? 帶我去看看!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAVKsyvEYCCB
1052Please respect copyright.PENANARJsawWGp60
他們兩個和老鬼一起離開,不到一會他們三個一起回來。1052Please respect copyright.PENANALbt6jnaUvE
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAioPTlVopx7
Chilam將我和邦文拉起﹕「走!我們坐外面去!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANA6FQytJcaf7
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA6b3Kr926Q2
我是沒有所謂的,不過邦文則有點不情不願﹕「幹甚麼走來走去? 真麻煩!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAlXEEz6UsCs
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAhpwv0bNQ4u
「有美女伴著吃得更開心啊!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANA3DzWoYSEk8
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAxxMZeAjOHH
邦文唸唸有詞﹕「想開心就吃開心樂園餐去!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANA2QtdOdZTDM
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAR21y10zDc8
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA3D2XXtsa9C
1052Please respect copyright.PENANABkvpYSa4Lx
我們坐到外面,剛好對著收銀機位置的地方。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAZfwpJ3P0ko
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAhHPD532Ssf
廢高輕聲道﹕「看到沒有? 最右手邊的那一個女的。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANApERnP6bVjJ
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAuaL5Qf2424
我好奇的探頭一看,一個有著深啡色長髮的女生,年紀看起來跟我們差不多,正在收銀機前百無聊賴的四處張望,樣子倒真的不錯,不過像是很高傲似的,有點生人勿近的感覺。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA6jfKqyKFP7
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAbvWfpttFc2
「哼!女孩子罷了!有甚麽好驚訝的? 前世沒看過嗎? 」邦文一臉的不屑。1052Please respect copyright.PENANApDMJ7y0Kwj
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAtQWWljNErC
我們幾個同時點頭,Chilam道﹕「不是沒見過,但你知道我們唸男校的,平時只能遠觀。那及邦文兄你,天生帥哥得人歡喜。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAF8zkKQM2EL
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAobM39lE4ju
我們幾個都是翠屏道一間男校的學生,平時倒沒少見女孩子,因為我們的學校跟一間男女校緊緊相連。我們的課室就能看到他們的操場。我們上課的時候,若剛巧隔鄰正在上體育堂,都會吸引不少偷窺的目光。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAv6m7dYQww4
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAuuhpJXFc7X
至於邦文,他身材高大,輪廓分明,天生一副帥哥樣子,雖然從沒見過他帶女朋友示人,但傳聞是有很多女生為他傾倒的。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAra5ofkMw2s
1052Please respect copyright.PENANApTmApE9ydn
邦文自顧自的咬著嘆堡,沒有再理會我們。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAUm21yt6TJK
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAREkoKO0tMC
「喂!我有一個好主意!」看Chilam眼珠子亂轉,這個鐵定是一個餿主意。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAFz14iwBmdB
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAuBnYkvC95p
「我們來猜包剪揼,輸了的那個去問那個女生的名字,沒膽問的請吃一個月雪糕。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAmaQUmzU5Q6
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAMzBBhTJpqX
「吓? 不要吧? 」廢高是有色心沒色膽的傢伙,這種事情他是不敢幹的。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAqk43yKlDwh
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA3FHQdKWycg
Chilam馬上將想逃走的廢高拉住,然後他問我。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAclvV7wj0da
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「老羊,你不會想逃吧? 」我也是個有色心沒色膽的傢伙,不過我卻受不了挑釁。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y8p2r6U3p
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAPnBlcAcfIt
「哼!誰怕誰!」其實我心底裏也是怯得很,只盼待會猜拳時運氣好一點吧。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAhc2E2rl1Re
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「你們呢? 」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAXm75nDHtXL
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAfR0rIAtyTc
老鬼拉長了臉﹕「我能不能只去買吃的? 我肚子很餓......」這傢伙發育健全,高大得很,卻一副呆相,對於男女之事好像還處於小學階段。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAtChVSG6rCC
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAMFT3gVr8MA
Chilam斷然拒絕﹕「不能!肥周!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANANRE7LSfSwE
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAkYvJW98ZEx
肥周只是初中時是肥仔一名,他現在並不肥,只剩下一點baby fat。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAsFtqMBdPtI
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAVJKrTJwTQd
肥周很靦腆的﹕「我...能不能...不去? ......」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAI669MLFkmz
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAYn1d5ffxMR
肥周有點男生女相,皮膚白晳的他說話都是陰聲細氣,體育堂換衣服也要獨個兒,我們曾有一段時間懷疑他是喜歡男人的,不過他倒沒有甚麼特別的行徑,所以我們只當他是缺乏雄性荷爾蒙,有點娘娘腔罷了。1052Please respect copyright.PENANANP0sl233Bh
1052Please respect copyright.PENANANHaYDqPYLw
Chilam沒有理會他﹕「沒出拳的當你輸,一......二......」肥周連忙擺好架式。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAtNHss5aWDk
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA9QJHPiYh9I
除了邦文在冷眼旁觀外,其餘人等也下意識的在Chilam喊出「三」時同時出拳。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAspJpktwaR7
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「三!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANA0D67ybDrz6
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他媽的!除了我出揼之外,其餘人都是出包!1052Please respect copyright.PENANAW36DFKnEs3
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAJFjGJ1FRtr
我瞪大眼睛看著我的拳頭,有點不敢相信。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAdFWLa5dlOw
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAXqAdJPQwo7
Chilam和廢高幸災樂禍的在忍笑,肥周鬆了一口氣,老鬼則將錢交給我﹕「順道幫我買一個巨無霸餐,走酸瓜走生菜多醬,芬達走冰,薯條走鹽,謝謝......啊!別忘了六杯軟雪糕。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAAWrgd8YqHG
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAu7OHnTawPE
他媽的這個臭小子!來吃麥記還要這麽腌尖腥悶,你是故意的嗎? 1052Please respect copyright.PENANAaOPqA3wcDO
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAZwdCkQlOLw
Chilam將我推了出去﹕「快點行動!我們在這裏看著你!」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAmDq2TiD1qU
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAnP5Cmjhi4I
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我戰戰兢兢的走到女生身處的櫃枱前,有點不知所措。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAqOjGCd8iPD
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAmxDqZY6CCQ
女生見有人光顧,馬上詢問﹕「歡迎光臨,請問要些甚麼? 」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAFNY006u9dE
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAJvtYfom9ZS
她的聲音還蠻好聽的。1052Please respect copyright.PENANALfpQANKcAy
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我不敢望她,有點結結巴巴﹕「要...要一個巨無霸餐......」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAEDLWG5OIQv
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA6VwuczxUI3
「巨無霸餐,好的,請問喝些甚麽? 」女生專注於收銀機上,沒有注意到我的不妥。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAOXQGcukEWh
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAnZIyuOijyU
「呃......芬...芬達走冰......」我偷偷瞄向女生身上,希望能找到她的名牌,可是卻沒有發現。1052Please respect copyright.PENANADDKm9GsXVz
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA9BC5jjTGtL
「先生,請問是堂食還是......外帶的? 」女生好像發現了甚麽,眼神帶著戒備的神色。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA0lLXrShkGT
1052Please respect copyright.PENANABPhy3ZDVCm
糟了!她發現我在偷瞄她嗎? 媽的!我還一直往她的胸口瞄來瞄去,她鐵定以為我是個淫賊了......1052Please respect copyright.PENANACoS4Gfp4Lx
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAZVmnDzKQM9
我馬上將視線移向別的地方﹕「堂...堂食的......還...還有...巨無霸要走酸瓜和...生菜......多醬......薯條走鹽......」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAFSW0LjH6Sd
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAJEqRxewEKz
「甚麼? 」她的聲音聽起來好像有點不耐煩。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA8q6E9BeRZj
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAL6RJXvndok
我也沒辦法啊!誰叫他媽的這個老鬼這麽麻煩!1052Please respect copyright.PENANABEBOAaYvK1
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAeULySqwjfH
我唯有重覆一遍﹕「巨無霸要走酸瓜和...生菜......多醬......薯條走鹽......」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAlmEfbR77uQ
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAQAIuNQZv8f
「還有甚麼嗎? 」她的語氣除了不耐煩外,還很冷冰冰。1052Please respect copyright.PENANARq2AqPcJZE
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA8bvWZTUuln
我不敢望她﹕「六...六杯軟雪糕......」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAOa6u6FLyuV
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAHNNhlFUmKd
「還有嗎? 」1052Please respect copyright.PENANA30d1QtoonV
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAfkJYcf2ye8
「呃.......呃......沒有了......」我總不能說「還想知道你的名字」吧? 1052Please respect copyright.PENANAXCSCGp0cQ6
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA4k8sCLaE5U
「等等。」她收錢後,丟下這一句就去拿我要的東西了。1052Please respect copyright.PENANA3INd2sI3Vu
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAjR4U1w2z9p
一會兒後,她首先將六杯軟雪糕交給我,然後又去拿我的巨無霸餐。我將雪糕全都交給了老鬼,又繼續等下去。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAMUVVcCkn3j
1052Please respect copyright.PENANANaLkq90c94
「先生,你的巨無霸餐。」她將櫃枱上的餐盤稍稍推了給我。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAwgHGU3ZrUY
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAk0Xw1W5MU7
怎麼辦? 再不問的話就沒有機會了,就這樣灰頭土臉的回去定會給他們恥笑。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAjPEyiOGJEO
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAdjaa1lh13R
「呃......呃......麻煩你,請多給我一兩包茄汁......」我攪盡腦汁,也只能想到這個來拖延時間。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAqNNyN3ZbDy
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只可惜拖延了不到兩秒鐘,她手一探就將兩包茄汁拿給我﹕「你要的茄汁。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAy5HQQGGvKk
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA5jAP0Kv6so
我拿著茄汁,又回到剛才的窘境﹕「呃......呃......」1052Please respect copyright.PENANApa4X4NssXd
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAZA9ot3ZRcW
「先生,還有甚麽想要嗎? 」她的語氣極度不耐煩。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAjay4oZeY8Z
1052Please respect copyright.PENANADFrcH74aGR
「我......呃......我............」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAbBJTeu68U7
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAty2Jvk5WJA
就在我支支吾吾的時候,有人將我的手大力的拍在櫃枱上,邦文的聲音出現了﹕「他,想問你叫甚麼名字。」1052Please respect copyright.PENANAr3sntdWw5Y
1052Please respect copyright.PENANARn1j5jI35m
不過我得到的,並不是她的回答,而是一聲驚呼聲,因為剛才我的手拍在櫃枱時,將手上的茄汁都擠破了,有一些正好濺到女孩子的胸口上。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAf6YjKzaFNY
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAojktYZE1HP
我見狀大驚,雖然我也是滿手的茄汁,但還是手忙腳亂的一邊說對不起,一邊想用紙巾替她清潔衣服。1052Please respect copyright.PENANAWWAxvNMx0Y
1052Please respect copyright.PENANA1KjFMwQt38
不過換來的,卻是一個巴掌和一句「色狼」。1052Please respect copyright.PENANALtJKjr1Kfx
1052Please respect copyright.PENANAVS6sImyxXI
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《連麥記都執笠》
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2–第一次見面,第一個巴掌
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