「這不是我說的,當年你弟弟就這樣跟我說過。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAVkmLxePHaA
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「哼!這臭小子!」914Please respect copyright.PENANAcLs8aT6pav
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「哈!我最初聽到電視有一個叫馬國明的,以為是你弟弟。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAN78h71PfLW
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「哈!很多人也這麽說。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAj04uTc5l5a
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「對了,他現在怎麼樣? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAcQoEZjXg2i
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「他呀,早兩年跟女朋友奉子成婚,上個月又做爸爸了。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAriQJhqkz35
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「嘩!那你不是姑媽了嗎? 哈哈!」914Please respect copyright.PENANACSo87XizZV
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「別把我都叫老了!我都教我兩歲的姪女叫我姐姐。」914Please respect copyright.PENANA8NNwKvJTdS
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「嘖!真不害臊!都一把年紀了。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAzQDvYPbTAT
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她嗔道﹕「你才一把年紀!死羊仔!又想我捏你的手臂嗎? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAf1aSz1i22J
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「哈哈哈......」我笑了一會兒,又道﹕「沒想到他這麼早就成家,看他的樣子倒不像。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAitdI3ep7MB
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她白了我一眼﹕「我最初看你也不覺得你是個好人呀。」914Please respect copyright.PENANARI8rzP44KK
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「那麼說,你最後發現我是個好人了? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAVM1ntqiP43
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「不害臊!那有好人猛往自己臉上貼金的? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAy1IGYKxma6
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我又想起一件糗事,笑道﹕「臉上貼金倒不見得,身上貼大字倒是試過的。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAIsWodWQ9zh
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家玲噗哧一笑﹕「你們男校的男生呀,每一個都是神經病的,大概是陰陽失調的關係吧。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6S66cFHVt
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我點頭認同﹕「連老師也是有病的,不然怎能讓我們做出如此失禮校門的事? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAu2a44jViEa
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我倆對視一下,忍不住哈哈大笑。914Please respect copyright.PENANAcTVC5J1w4A
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聖誕節假期前幾天,學校總會有一個甚麽聖誕聯歡會。這個聯歡會,就是讓每班搞一些活動,大食會甚麼的,反正都是無無聊聊過一天。而最讓人期待的,莫過於是杯賽冠軍跟老師隊的表演賽。雖然我們在八強止步,但還是很想去欣賞賽事。914Please respect copyright.PENANAlVR5LlYoay
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邦文問﹕「比賽何時舉行? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANA15NZkqwTDh
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「好像是十一時正。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAGogzjCDNgx
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「那待會早點下去佔一個好位置吧。」914Please respect copyright.PENANANwfvCgMAsW
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「嗯。」914Please respect copyright.PENANALXASFvQBpd
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這個時候,我看到Chilam不斷將粉筆丟出窗外,又猛地揮手。914Please respect copyright.PENANAxCBNijsPVN
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這小子在幹甚麼?914Please respect copyright.PENANAMvRxCOq0Rq
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我朝窗外一看,卻原來是鄰校正在上體育堂,而且正好是馬家玲和小丸子的那一班。914Please respect copyright.PENANA1HPoO83dws
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小丸子也終於發現了Chilam,她向他連連揮手﹕「霖霖!」914Please respect copyright.PENANAgALdcbYeM1
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嘔~!他媽的!這個稱呼無論聽多少次都是令人作嘔!914Please respect copyright.PENANAR27UFCR3b2
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看邦文廢高等的樣子,看來和我的感想差不多。914Please respect copyright.PENANAHIUabaKNPH
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Chilam大概已經習慣了,他毫不在意的回應﹕「小美!」914Please respect copyright.PENANAGe7nvAcQge
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我見在小丸子身旁的馬家玲也露出反胃的樣子,一臉鄙夷的瞪著小丸子。914Please respect copyright.PENANAQZUwimxzYu
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我見狀也丟了一截粉筆過去,正好敲中馬家玲的腦袋。914Please respect copyright.PENANAfIK5isKbp6
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她驚叫了一聲,然後馬上怒瞪過來。914Please respect copyright.PENANAZKpVrcPzRy
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我也沒有迴避的意圖,反而不斷裝鬼臉挑釁她,激得她直跺腳。914Please respect copyright.PENANA5jVCPJ5fj1
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我看到她口形說﹕「死羊仔!臭羊仔!」914Please respect copyright.PENANAkllSSm8Uux
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我哈哈大笑之際,身後傳來一聲怒喝。914Please respect copyright.PENANALTHOI3sUxV
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「你們在幹甚麼? !」914Please respect copyright.PENANA4wIhlgkKIL
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我們被關sir的怒喝聲嚇得屁滾尿流,馬上連滾帶爬的回到自己的座位去。914Please respect copyright.PENANAfgWEJDM7Iq
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關sir威嚴的走到窗邊瞧了瞧,嘿嘿兩聲,然後指著我們幾個道﹕「你!你!你!你!你!還有你!剛才撩女生撩得很起勁啊!怎麼不繼續? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ50LoVegf
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我們當然低下了頭不敢答話。914Please respect copyright.PENANAPhDNxQ3Ylb
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「怎麼? 現在又不敢了嗎? 我教你們一個乖,女生不是這樣撩的。」然後他招招手將班長叫過來,再跟他耳語幾句。914Please respect copyright.PENANAAAlXnWKfNi
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班長的臉容古怪得很,聽完之後的樣子好像想笑又不敢笑,然後就離開了班房。914Please respect copyright.PENANAMt5tQnqq9a
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媽呀!關sir他教書教得不錯,我們都頗敬重他,但也知道他懲罰學生很有一手,可以說是有點兒變態。914Please respect copyright.PENANAEurhqMiW6t
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聞說有一個同學在他面前說了粗口,內容好像是正X樣,然後那個同學當日中午就給罰站在校門口,身上貼著「我正X樣」幾個大字。又聽聞有一個同學給他抓到在校外抽煙,結果翌日早上集會時他被下令要在五分鐘內抽光一整包香煙,那同學迫於無奈也真的在全校面前用五分鐘抽光一包煙,結果他咳嗽了整個星期,以後看到有人抽煙都掉頭走了。914Please respect copyright.PENANAtWClGk7rSU
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我想起這些校園傳聞,心裏怯怯的不知道會遭遇到甚麼懲罰,卻見班長已經拿著一疊A4紙和一卷封箱膠紙回來,放在老師桌上。914Please respect copyright.PENANAqcKj9deo3p
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關sir走到老師桌,拿出箱頭筆在一張又張的白紙寫上一個又一個的大字,因為角度問題我看不到是甚麼字,不過反正不會是甚麽好東西,因為在旁看著的班長忍笑都忍得滿臉通紅了。914Please respect copyright.PENANAPCZ9LV6pJJ
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關sir收起了筆,好像很滿意自己的墨寶,然後他向我們道﹕「你!你!你!你!你!還有你!一個一個出來,每人拿一張。」然後他向班長道﹕「班長,幫他們貼在心口上。」914Please respect copyright.PENANACEft8zBeKM
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我們六個人,每人拿了一張後,我看了看手上的紙,寫了一個大大的「會」。914Please respect copyright.PENANAtojsKMTX2O
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我看了看老鬼Chilam等人,他們拿的分別是「以」、「撩」、「我」、「後」和「不」。914Please respect copyright.PENANAge4jHwzmko
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班長問﹕「關sir,還剩下兩張。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAAHHc8f7woY
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我瞄一瞄桌子的兩張紙,分別是「女」和「仔」。914Please respect copyright.PENANAZJMRBzY0FT
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關sir沉吟了一下﹕「簡單,你和你,過來。」他指著我和邦文。914Please respect copyright.PENANAa2fys3GUd2
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我和邦文走到他跟前,他就將我的紙給了邦文,然後將桌上的兩張紙給了我。914Please respect copyright.PENANAfuRI3U5df3
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「你們兩個拿兩張,就這樣。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAIedXOV7eLR
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吓? 為甚麼? 這是特別優待嗎?914Please respect copyright.PENANATIoRw3IC37
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我們當然沒蠢得去反駁他,唯有咕嚕一聲將怨氣吞到肚子裏。914Please respect copyright.PENANAjdfz70BBAR
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班長忍著笑幫我們將紙貼在心口上,而我和邦文因為有兩張紙,所以整個胸口連肩膊位置都佔用了,害我們連手臂都不敢亂動。914Please respect copyright.PENANANtxSSL7YCS
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「別怪我,我只是奉命行事而已。」班長臉露笑意,輕聲說。914Please respect copyright.PENANAz6psEVoPSG
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他媽的這個臭小子!你還不是看著我們笑話? 我看你根本樂於效勞!914Please respect copyright.PENANATpqOAHoG1j
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班長完成之後,關sir將我們排好對著窗外,然後道﹕「班長你給我看好,讓他們站到十二時正為止,若給我發現有人中途逃脫,班長你和那個人下學期就給我走著瞧。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAzC2xicERRH
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關sir放下這句恐嚇性言語後,就悠悠的離開了。914Please respect copyright.PENANATfUUAJn5jF
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我伸頭看了看我們排出來的句子,赫然就是「我以後不會撩女仔」。在我們站在窗邊的這一陣子,鄰校操場上的不少學生已經發現了,當然,笑得最大聲的,就是馬家玲那個死八婆!914Please respect copyright.PENANAlo3ygfOXen
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「笑笑笑!從學校走到巴士站這裏還笑不夠嗎? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANASBLZnFmyLu
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「哈哈哈!不夠不夠!這個起碼要笑一輩子!」馬家玲毫無儀態的盡情恥笑。914Please respect copyright.PENANAaP1iA82krK
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她喘著氣,又道﹕「嗄......你們這個老師真夠厲害,才一招就把你們這幫臭小子打得落花流水了。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAbnGPBAO9YR
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我瞧了瞧不斷再身旁經過的鄰校學生,總覺得他們的目光停留在我的身上,我連忙背轉了身﹕「唉......總覺得一直被你校的學生認出來,感覺好丟臉啊......」914Please respect copyright.PENANAj41I4K24Gv
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「哈哈!你也別太自大,其實也只是我們幾個認出你們來了,其他人根本不知道你們是誰。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAfMPxnib9Zr
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說的也是,想到這裏我又釋懷了。914Please respect copyright.PENANAadrTraQvPW
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「唉...不過可惜是沒能看到冠軍隊跟老師隊作賽,我可是期待了一整年的......」914Please respect copyright.PENANA1UhI1hwLVV
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「我有看到啊。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAvecrE1orsL
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「咦? 怎麼樣? 怎麼樣? 精彩嗎? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAQaDCNLAyIU
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「嗯......還好啦,不過呢......」914Please respect copyright.PENANADXSvR8vfE6
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「不過甚麼? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANA2DtjCDFv7p
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「我還是覺得你們最後踢的那場更好看,更刺激!」914Please respect copyright.PENANAQsP2oBoqAa
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我以為她是在安慰我﹕「有甚麼好提起的,反正都輸了。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAH9ejh9NFzC
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「才不是!尤其是有一個笨蛋受了傷還要繼續比賽,還不要臉的駡人,那副傻勁啊,還真令人感動呢!」914Please respect copyright.PENANA1OO7u9c8g3
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我看了她一眼,只見她說得眉飛色舞,雙頰泛起紅暈,雙眸都閃閃發光的,像是在回味那天的事情。914Please respect copyright.PENANAU1GvgVQHrc
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馬家玲這個死八婆,她有時候還是蠻可愛的......914Please respect copyright.PENANAEW3L9QJQFf
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「嗯? 幹甚麼? 我臉上有東西嗎? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANASMaBvDwJfZ
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我連忙別過了臉,裝作若無其事﹕「沒甚麼。」914Please respect copyright.PENANAnzuMXgbdZs
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「你們今晚要到秀雅道踢波嗎? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAEdF6tXPrzD
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「對呀,怎麼? 要來看邦文嗎? 」914Please respect copyright.PENANAhlcKhGhDsY
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她有一點羞澀﹕「嗯...來看一會兒吧。」914Please respect copyright.PENANALgK2TslbZL
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不知為何,這次我覺得心裏頭,有點異樣的感覺。914Please respect copyright.PENANA3DvPRcPHJ2
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7–聖誕聯歡會的荒唐事
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