Technically NOT a story written by me.560Please respect copyright.PENANAQrK9jMpo3g
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.560Please respect copyright.PENANAG6H0XpRMwo
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.560Please respect copyright.PENANARiki3d5MTU
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 560Please respect copyright.PENANAr7V31GZKOv
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 560Please respect copyright.PENANAqbThWl4aD0
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 560Please respect copyright.PENANAqu33C5z23Y
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 560Please respect copyright.PENANAh4VJXzUQHr
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAVz00QxDl0i
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 560Please respect copyright.PENANAlfAUwrhzrd
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 560Please respect copyright.PENANAkZomMNEJ7w
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAkwkTcqCzdj
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAGx478O8alb
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 560Please respect copyright.PENANAnIxtIit148
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 560Please respect copyright.PENANATah1VvslEC
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 560Please respect copyright.PENANAFCgsbOk8U0
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAi4cAJE2exL
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAj5fWMMfNb4
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 560Please respect copyright.PENANAmv7FT59jYn
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 560Please respect copyright.PENANAj9CYThqziI
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 560Please respect copyright.PENANApbFQCCQbq6
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAflWlvDPUwV
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 560Please respect copyright.PENANAk1eniWyxhI
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAAlADHSKe26
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 560Please respect copyright.PENANAK3O8rCbh7f
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 560Please respect copyright.PENANARA4bkO8NQF
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 560Please respect copyright.PENANAXGoXMRlQB9
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAyQDm4WQ8TW
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAvOZrwbQ3vi
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 560Please respect copyright.PENANANKbBmpfo1C
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAZv4SQpQ443
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 560Please respect copyright.PENANAUDUxGMb9j4
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAa1VQfv5Dom
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 560Please respect copyright.PENANAleE5E7BKC6
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 560Please respect copyright.PENANAymqDf0Hedy
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 560Please respect copyright.PENANA5rvaSOImNz
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 560Please respect copyright.PENANA9WOgEANzhR
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 560Please respect copyright.PENANA4fGJIT6EVs
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 560Please respect copyright.PENANAl3pvN3kNsw
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 560Please respect copyright.PENANAE8WthNPCeH
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 560Please respect copyright.PENANApEk1hwD9Yg
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 560Please respect copyright.PENANADrmKk31zOU
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 560Please respect copyright.PENANAkc7CrYdnjt
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAL93tE4kfLy
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 560Please respect copyright.PENANAPW7M8hBdfk
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAwteg0bbDsA
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 560Please respect copyright.PENANA0tFszSYkmq
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 560Please respect copyright.PENANAXsIdkK5ybg
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 560Please respect copyright.PENANArKYL1SBjFw
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 560Please respect copyright.PENANA7l6oBlOGgP
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 560Please respect copyright.PENANADjwsIl1U47
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 560Please respect copyright.PENANAi92Gz67Pq8
Tobex: I have never heard about it.