Technically NOT a story written by me.819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz7jJqUAHu
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UMC4QtIFL
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GlbBiPtUJ
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FkF6L2FWu
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXa5p5WoTW
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy0fs7BN2G
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgyLlCHgAZ
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5NvsQF2hW
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb6MoIelLr
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr41nE3hcJF
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnVZF1zuTu
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqcbNRGUtQ
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlb7L0yJMB
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoJv2PtzWg
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnU1YKUnGX
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbPX68bHY8
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhneUQu443N
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IF3cNsKNV
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeL8NhtJog
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4cPDUn8Eh
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpaIxU4Idb
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMuunYOqio
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoMtuPdnns
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT3nxPqI6d
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmWTB1D5uq
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzILpItP9Aq
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Gh0N4wvle
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLeP4FB4xk
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQjC9nj2z6
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGpS6HYzMf
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0M39feB7q
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0jLO3uDGs
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXYPGJ0GCw
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3LuaZhSYH
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo51d4b0dD3
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQacoFipJL
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA5zaGanFf
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX3Kbr0mUY
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO1fSb6rCB
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Oprkh4exU
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDGxAYrcV3
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjhxlNRXVe
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc80fVtjvx
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSRxFZHhBo
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHb01sxXe7
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRC8vDaf4q
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLmM9CMvwL
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa0CepLlF6
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2Dxxn13l5
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSzELj2DEG
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHmtsjtqZd
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
and then Add to home screen.