Technically NOT a story written by me.559Please respect copyright.PENANAN2zKIRxZtX
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.559Please respect copyright.PENANAawu4mA8B8D
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.559Please respect copyright.PENANAWViJn8TDk9
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 559Please respect copyright.PENANA1iquojmuMd
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 559Please respect copyright.PENANApR2IIgxjmi
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 559Please respect copyright.PENANAD9RL94fqrU
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 559Please respect copyright.PENANAJZEZYlwXfg
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 559Please respect copyright.PENANArm1yENBBon
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 559Please respect copyright.PENANAx1R9mkQ7jE
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 559Please respect copyright.PENANASagbWKBeaF
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAemBPi6OwIQ
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAUa5Rppqg1e
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 559Please respect copyright.PENANAEKlFm4LqiX
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 559Please respect copyright.PENANA5mLU1GQnUA
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 559Please respect copyright.PENANAVd5LwWVCic
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAnePCcCcKXh
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAek3ayD8c2Q
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 559Please respect copyright.PENANAa5JtuJcxNp
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 559Please respect copyright.PENANAjWIoZ4k4GK
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 559Please respect copyright.PENANAX4OCJ4DpXd
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAnaQdrcSK79
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 559Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8uAwbMegm
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAqfuSS9O13M
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 559Please respect copyright.PENANAMzNEwGILEf
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 559Please respect copyright.PENANAlTVZSlwfHa
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 559Please respect copyright.PENANApKXqIz8445
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAC9qfOS4yhO
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 559Please respect copyright.PENANA4PfBYneCYl
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAoF8kEutRqN
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAU7wSHfGuWV
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 559Please respect copyright.PENANAVbkXwnIU1U
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAuxdCgRdLlW
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 559Please respect copyright.PENANA20LPOoQZE5
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 559Please respect copyright.PENANAznrzdn8qXx
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAWwVicC5gG9
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAGLiD79c1jL
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAWvc8k2ov7s
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 559Please respect copyright.PENANAqlWdEQQ0I8
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 559Please respect copyright.PENANAQGlERqZzY4
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 559Please respect copyright.PENANAsTqQwfy1ne
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 559Please respect copyright.PENANAgMgTJba04F
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 559Please respect copyright.PENANAneVOBNxhPh
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAGcwtJENoDY
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 559Please respect copyright.PENANAW4sBW49xoc
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 559Please respect copyright.PENANA9O6eh1asTd
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAtVU3LhtqN0
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 559Please respect copyright.PENANACE3lD9dnVi
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 559Please respect copyright.PENANA7qhMUOgiu1
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 559Please respect copyright.PENANARtGHtiQyLV
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 559Please respect copyright.PENANAYlo2dYTQy1
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 559Please respect copyright.PENANAum20bCHvzW
Tobex: I have never heard about it.