Technically NOT a story written by me.520Please respect copyright.PENANAl8LjKWa5xN
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.520Please respect copyright.PENANAsRYXpDEIee
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.520Please respect copyright.PENANAiXFCPTZvCH
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 520Please respect copyright.PENANA1eZZI1Z3Wp
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 520Please respect copyright.PENANAgLbtp4yQmc
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 520Please respect copyright.PENANAwnPbdZriNI
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 520Please respect copyright.PENANAaUerAIh4nR
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAPQEF30QkLW
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 520Please respect copyright.PENANA6mMUapV3zZ
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 520Please respect copyright.PENANAT0gIN9ACiZ
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAUoEWCFcDAd
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 520Please respect copyright.PENANA7rYL9RiDeJ
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 520Please respect copyright.PENANAGZJ2E20NsX
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAfbGI5rgttq
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 520Please respect copyright.PENANAv6b6hF3mhC
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAleYE8RDPQs
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAOmFmGM5yGO
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 520Please respect copyright.PENANAWFlJyRY0Qg
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 520Please respect copyright.PENANANtWdFh8En7
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 520Please respect copyright.PENANAJoELc2EVoW
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 520Please respect copyright.PENANApkKRCZjB0R
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 520Please respect copyright.PENANA5gsKMlDxKM
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ0dZg7QUN
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 520Please respect copyright.PENANAOdlV55zwmh
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 520Please respect copyright.PENANAHUkNzVPbRK
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 520Please respect copyright.PENANALSpoGUgRE0
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAucRpdDOsYB
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAjZWkWoSE0t
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAIssUIuzsOf
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAc95mNqX3T1
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 520Please respect copyright.PENANAev8CUtBLoO
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAu3OGssiWbx
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 520Please respect copyright.PENANAMz1g4A9YJi
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 520Please respect copyright.PENANADr9N5uFCPZ
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAN9C6RcK3yz
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 520Please respect copyright.PENANApr3xtDKFhm
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAQcbK2Xv6Dl
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 520Please respect copyright.PENANApEGZfjOiUN
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 520Please respect copyright.PENANAuMOTT9UgPR
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 520Please respect copyright.PENANAWKlxnBNFSA
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 520Please respect copyright.PENANAIL1mTmA9mH
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 520Please respect copyright.PENANA5LdwHxAHN2
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAo6kgfaeAaR
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 520Please respect copyright.PENANAf4DIMFZPUg
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 520Please respect copyright.PENANA3K1Q4HAIVw
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAwVKIdkRwQO
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 520Please respect copyright.PENANAUvd3O0nG8p
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAHXKuRxRZY3
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 520Please respect copyright.PENANAheP7IEIVfC
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 520Please respect copyright.PENANAnJt9NjKSyZ
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 520Please respect copyright.PENANAFWqZRgUa8c
Tobex: I have never heard about it.