Technically NOT a story written by me.536Please respect copyright.PENANAKxeApON6dA
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.536Please respect copyright.PENANAADqHWeAiWS
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.536Please respect copyright.PENANAQXWA53uQcC
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 536Please respect copyright.PENANAxMzuopc5gN
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 536Please respect copyright.PENANA2uAYkAPZnL
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 536Please respect copyright.PENANABGnahLsjkb
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 536Please respect copyright.PENANAU1CT0fwZQJ
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAkW4VfFymP5
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 536Please respect copyright.PENANAohbowN5hZh
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 536Please respect copyright.PENANA5QNcCOYFX8
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAh51EfshX0C
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAlCWuWYdBdh
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 536Please respect copyright.PENANAYexkB096vg
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAk48veok9l6
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 536Please respect copyright.PENANA9E25sdgKcp
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAVNdwk2m9Gr
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAuwki16qWH4
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 536Please respect copyright.PENANAE8GTThvDk9
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 536Please respect copyright.PENANAAnscDcY0aV
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 536Please respect copyright.PENANAcSxaRZI3Lw
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAX9IUfnJhjK
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 536Please respect copyright.PENANAxaBbapLjC1
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAO3qVPGBmTU
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 536Please respect copyright.PENANAgHFQYX5Ioh
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 536Please respect copyright.PENANAkcfZX60GeC
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 536Please respect copyright.PENANAGTrBzMuU4b
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAN6HdHmq4Tu
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAzuo1YfXVXY
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAgShB2qqvn8
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAtbUwmSKMVy
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 536Please respect copyright.PENANA77rxKWBAYb
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 536Please respect copyright.PENANA07s38fA7LR
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 536Please respect copyright.PENANAts1rlEWBEw
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 536Please respect copyright.PENANAGPfDS9pkDP
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 536Please respect copyright.PENANA8rujet7Jin
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAgOwxjeVuUm
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAhKQIVW4yMp
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 536Please respect copyright.PENANAfxbZZU2YaB
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 536Please respect copyright.PENANAHMgC7EoaFK
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 536Please respect copyright.PENANAqDBkMQDCia
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 536Please respect copyright.PENANA4x6t8tlAZD
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 536Please respect copyright.PENANAFqnMzuQy4d
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAxWi8xpqAnn
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 536Please respect copyright.PENANA9IE4Amltce
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAAYxqHp4zSl
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 536Please respect copyright.PENANARmM5rW8cl1
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 536Please respect copyright.PENANAjVlMbUFRLb
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAK5bqtcpEr8
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 536Please respect copyright.PENANA8NowjXGwME
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 536Please respect copyright.PENANAn4Pxq0EjsP
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 536Please respect copyright.PENANAXvcT244Y0i
Tobex: I have never heard about it.