Technically NOT a story written by me.354Please respect copyright.PENANAwS8zrpwOyS
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.354Please respect copyright.PENANAdsHCLtrbLV
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.354Please respect copyright.PENANAMsTBDxmdC1
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 354Please respect copyright.PENANAwPiM7Hlu8j
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 354Please respect copyright.PENANAgIMyBiOY4t
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 354Please respect copyright.PENANASYiQQJ6xNa
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 354Please respect copyright.PENANAfE2fe8iwNH
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAihvEim29Ai
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 354Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZVlkz7l02
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 354Please respect copyright.PENANAf1Sd8zB3Jt
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAhmwOg2tfO6
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 354Please respect copyright.PENANATJZMKzS2mH
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 354Please respect copyright.PENANACceREqACfb
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAZWr0wGVNwq
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 354Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hhjo2mPz9
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 354Please respect copyright.PENANADoxvxSg5Fm
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAeSuNyMtaH8
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 354Please respect copyright.PENANARFHQJYd1dd
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 354Please respect copyright.PENANA6KZf6xWtms
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 354Please respect copyright.PENANAKDpsohSyUU
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAkdnWOWIs5W
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 354Please respect copyright.PENANAd1UVMHTI7k
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 354Please respect copyright.PENANA4U1D2dNPQQ
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 354Please respect copyright.PENANAWWUp6vzs0O
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 354Please respect copyright.PENANAzdvt501dDl
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 354Please respect copyright.PENANAOdYjP1qkPG
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 354Please respect copyright.PENANALJ9lvtoJwl
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAujfDBiq7Gk
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAoW94yTiKBx
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAE8xXGGrjAT
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 354Please respect copyright.PENANAVRk8rtzERg
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 354Please respect copyright.PENANA6IaNTGWns6
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 354Please respect copyright.PENANA1vbW67dbXK
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 354Please respect copyright.PENANAW2265LSbvh
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 354Please respect copyright.PENANArI60GWVJdR
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAjJtqNQ2H4i
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 354Please respect copyright.PENANA2kWudT5Fnb
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 354Please respect copyright.PENANAZe1mXOESJH
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 354Please respect copyright.PENANAJioeCiqRpu
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 354Please respect copyright.PENANABKeenJwKdu
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 354Please respect copyright.PENANAaFtNDkihpe
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 354Please respect copyright.PENANAx0iFJEeDYS
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAXCT2qgYYme
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 354Please respect copyright.PENANAcYMqbZI7st
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 354Please respect copyright.PENANA4XXd4dIusU
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 354Please respect copyright.PENANA2Atl2VIzYh
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 354Please respect copyright.PENANA7AJozVPXSr
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAzqefqPGkzQ
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 354Please respect copyright.PENANAWVJ2mwHkDS
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 354Please respect copyright.PENANAm0W9IcbYyV
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 354Please respect copyright.PENANAfuLjdH37WV
Tobex: I have never heard about it.