Technically NOT a story written by me.818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBcMNmR5Ph
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa35sKdGSxN
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jRftZbGKD
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrLaNP83OX
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LBiRG7BsL
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAmeNQ7ui1
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFabBFsgJN
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtwatixWu1
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcnkz0NaB2
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVlnbKDAzP
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKJObfV3rg
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSAbBB6VAm
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvWQRqI2nj
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJITak1jl9
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V9uohwaiM
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCdsDdUREL
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6J48TEZ1S
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKumsuolEdG
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNiLA98O7L
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9Kb0gy9Xw
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iqiY5E3wR
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeDP3nPLSr
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrC0J7a5Zk
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7Ji9IQeDp
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTbVFTF8fR
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcaIW1tfUo
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXzmsqQVoc
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ4nmXHVWv
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMnRTZckry
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pUhfZ70Xi
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbOF5eS69L
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxr0RxA8Cd
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFaJIs2qyS
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Rhj5mMwVR
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvET6nDu2Qh
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBCpuFJ5d2
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqjSE4BTfg
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jJEpWA4sI
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLyZUrFN8Y
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyRsQfJq01
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEnRyLl2Z6
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL8et2CUqR
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPfrmV6SIR
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PeEExpmQk
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5bfaLlNjt
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPTEewrVFA
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ3QcAOKhz
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA6gMvJH53
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx6Z4qcZBz
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz5h4FgFC2
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ646QYaayGb
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
and then Add to home screen.