Technically NOT a story written by me.620Please respect copyright.PENANAInE8f6l9cv
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.620Please respect copyright.PENANAl7rH4ooJLS
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.620Please respect copyright.PENANAaqpqNDI5mT
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 620Please respect copyright.PENANAyQV5DpMU8O
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 620Please respect copyright.PENANAx7VsBsogvu
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 620Please respect copyright.PENANAp7h4k62zJL
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 620Please respect copyright.PENANAQf0hU9fthC
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAYc33TGoiLe
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 620Please respect copyright.PENANAgdzEbNqVWn
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 620Please respect copyright.PENANAaXLCdOv2ZB
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAhdJbSlejj1
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAAiqFGneRs9
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 620Please respect copyright.PENANAMmIe7ohmTW
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAVXlYAj40dF
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 620Please respect copyright.PENANAK2nwmhsFLB
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAYRnoWw6FQ3
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAKyif3ztdRo
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 620Please respect copyright.PENANAhaCTZFPE2r
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 620Please respect copyright.PENANAwYCZKxXm9e
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 620Please respect copyright.PENANAJiTJgg6JWr
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 620Please respect copyright.PENANA7bbtPc7mhp
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 620Please respect copyright.PENANARdmvoX9rxw
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 620Please respect copyright.PENANApMWMZs1Zs7
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 620Please respect copyright.PENANAn6KLlTqzqD
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 620Please respect copyright.PENANAnj9vnUUXc6
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 620Please respect copyright.PENANAxJmGuLmM3W
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 620Please respect copyright.PENANA5WOLzAbFhC
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAc95guPDUhI
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAj7IeDZmq9w
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAMCvPDRCikA
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 620Please respect copyright.PENANAiCGHGoCToH
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAi1jwMUKBGd
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 620Please respect copyright.PENANABGXbaPTjsB
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 620Please respect copyright.PENANAOJjduHkkPw
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAi62kN1YoeG
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAqkte0y16EC
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAMVRx6nNbVT
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 620Please respect copyright.PENANA7KSb9TsFdW
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 620Please respect copyright.PENANA7QKBVmb6Ie
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 620Please respect copyright.PENANAbCkOyq11Y6
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 620Please respect copyright.PENANAVVmMpvMUtJ
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 620Please respect copyright.PENANAT4mVlLnKKy
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAnFveFvcvgS
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 620Please respect copyright.PENANArdjdlm3jjE
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAQG1u4uuB43
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAXQF0IuVGMZ
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 620Please respect copyright.PENANAtexhlGVcP6
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 620Please respect copyright.PENANAuXy1m0Wuge
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 620Please respect copyright.PENANAMubtdBv8SZ
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 620Please respect copyright.PENANApOcslj6iuf
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 620Please respect copyright.PENANA3aXb61AJxE
Tobex: I have never heard about it.