阿steve,你吃的饅頭可是充滿著人血的。330Please respect copyright.PENANAUSHJEiSv0R
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凌晨三時三十五分,比約定時間早上二十五分鐘,畢時拖著半睡半醒的身驅來到沙田新城市廣場的默記分店門前。330Please respect copyright.PENANAZvz1KnYYHy
店舖正門鐵閘此時呈半開半掩的狀態,內部的燈火並不通明之餘,更隱約傳出一陣陣嘈吵聲音,混雜人聲和金屬器皿的碰撞聲。330Please respect copyright.PENANAxNdBugUj6d
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思疑是否有盜竊案發生的關係,畢時小心翼翼地行到鐵閘旁邊,偷窺餐廳內部的境況。330Please respect copyright.PENANADyHGLOGxkw
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最終發現,嘈吵聲音原來出自於主管薯條部門的朋峰,年約二十歲的他正一邊煮著默記早餐,一邊憑歌寄意高聲歌唱。330Please respect copyright.PENANA6U894pZpqm
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「默香餅 絕無意義330Please respect copyright.PENANAdlRACUo690
它並沒法扭轉愛戀的心意」330Please respect copyright.PENANAlYaB1G1edU
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夜闌人靜,了無人聲,沉醉在自己歌聲之中的他輕輕扭動手腕一下,鐵鍋上的默香餅隨即凌空翻騰一周半,翻轉另一面與鐵鍋親密接觸。330Please respect copyright.PENANAq2QsBYwa7l
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輕輕煎香煎脆了默香餅的表面後,朋峰迅速地把它從鐵鍋上拿走,繼而再把鬆餅放在鐵鍋上進行烘底工序。330Please respect copyright.PENANAnM8w4IbxkI
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「光加熱等於火330Please respect copyright.PENANA5x55I7mnFH
火加歌就等於我330Please respect copyright.PENANAvR3IJTzQHJ
你再也沒法擋 唏330Please respect copyright.PENANATvzp4w9X6B
將鬆餅鬆餅交給我......」330Please respect copyright.PENANAyd0Sfzn4SS
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處理鬆餅的同時,他扭動腰部及屁股、載歌載舞一個一百八十度轉身來到油爐前,查看薯餅的油炸狀態。330Please respect copyright.PENANAJkhjQdtEH6
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「薯餅叔叔你好嗎330Please respect copyright.PENANApwS9whZRs1
三脂 超高超多是你嗎」330Please respect copyright.PENANAPCNso2hWdA
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朋峰唱出王傑、羅馬改詞歌曲的時候,畢時勉強還能鎮得住神緒,沒有發出一點笑聲,但當朋峰的歌風在毫無徵兆底下轉變成兒歌長腿叔叔後,畢時實在是按捺不住,竊笑嘻了一聲。330Please respect copyright.PENANAftOcxq0g37
「誰!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAv1wLpvtNjF
聽到店外傳出笑聲後,朋峰當下生起警誡,往門口方向大喝一聲。330Please respect copyright.PENANAymQnfhVHLd
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「是我!畢時!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAP3anrYyQ6g
畢時舉高雙手步出正門,示意自己並無任何的威脅性。330Please respect copyright.PENANAoMHqCJkUFM
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看到熟悉的面孔後,朋峰輕呼了一小口氣,把手中的廚刀放回原位。330Please respect copyright.PENANATHxs70Mxka
「吃過早餐沒有?距離開店還有十五分鐘左右的時間,我可以幫忙煮上你的早餐。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA2azYYQev0E
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「若果不太麻煩的話,我想吃一碟炒蛋。」330Please respect copyright.PENANA94YjIHajZB
經過一整晚的津露飲料酷刑後,畢時渴望有一點實質的食物可以放在肚裡,默記炒蛋正正就最適合無蛋不歡的他。330Please respect copyright.PENANAs36Mi2aIO0
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「完全沒問題,我亦打算吃下炒蛋作為我的早餐,順手之勞!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAgQZszCGmqh
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啪!啪!啪!330Please respect copyright.PENANAS434LfiYTx
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純熟迅速地把數隻雞蛋剝殼後,朋峰火速利用鐵匙攪拌蛋白蛋黃製成蛋漿,沙一聲的便倒進鐵鍋裡,開動炒蛋的動作。330Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4ofRVcfEc
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“不愧為月入還要比督察要高的男人,連炒蛋也特別氣勢過人......”330Please respect copyright.PENANAoD2PK88PLj
畢時站在朋峰身後不遠處,安靜地品評著這位比自己年紀細小十年、但人工卻比自己高出兩三倍的少年。330Please respect copyright.PENANAMzeXBrx5zT
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「真想不到當初我們也討厭吃炒蛋330Please respect copyright.PENANA1NC2CvoUra
今天竟吃得出那睿智愈來愈記掛」330Please respect copyright.PENANA4YAd3JLIwg
利用鐵鏟翻動蛋漿的同時,朋峰無視畢時的存在,條件反射地哼出改曲歌詞。330Please respect copyright.PENANAvnYhF38Icv
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「陳奕迅的苦瓜?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAXtHu0Ow3mK
畢時聽得出這是陳奕迅主唱的「苦瓜」,會心微笑一下。330Please respect copyright.PENANANW82vCuh6v
「嘿,你是隸屬哪一間教會的呢?」330Please respect copyright.PENANAkrnveBOecx
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教會的歌曲經常被人揶揄為略帶有點走音的歌曲。330Please respect copyright.PENANA4G3N9Seuu0
畢時問上朋峰隸屬哪一間教會,實為一道沒有太大惡意的玩笑,暗示著朋峰被教會歌曲風氣所影響,其改寫的歌詞與原曲的韻調並不太配合。330Please respect copyright.PENANAFq4feb3h7d
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「飛天意粉神教,你呢?」330Please respect copyright.PENANARjq2Ll9GJC
出乎畢時意料之外,朋峰停下炒蛋的動作,一臉嚴肅地看著畢時。330Please respect copyright.PENANAYHOgg2wS7f
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「我......我所隸屬的是.....陸地炒飯大聯盟。」330Please respect copyright.PENANAjUkDBuW58O
眼見朋峰一臉認真的模樣,畢時便決定繼續把這開玩笑的氣氛延續下來,霎時創造出一道教會的名字,飛天對上陸地,意粉對上炒飯,神教對上大聯盟。330Please respect copyright.PENANAUXIyZDa076
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「原來你是本土派嗎?失敬失敬!」330Please respect copyright.PENANAyRUh5XT95S
朋峰把一道油澤芬香的炒蛋端在畢時面前,恭恭敬敬道。330Please respect copyright.PENANAmsrH7pSSR5
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然而他萬萬也想不到,飛天意粉神教以及陸地炒飯大聯盟是確確實實的存在。330Please respect copyright.PENANAwHyzztOOKQ
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且在美式快餐店事件完結後的不久將來,畢時更會在各種巧合的情況發生底下,成為了陸地炒飯大聯盟的榮譽會長。330Please respect copyright.PENANADNHYJVVvay