榆林書店十大熱賣圖書榜第一名。755Please respect copyright.PENANATZTRlG9k7s
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進入明鏡止水的思索狀態後,間時整個人一動不動的站在原地,變成為一道活生生的雕像。755Please respect copyright.PENANAnDf062vo9p
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他所站的位置是店內員工走動的必經之路,大家雖然已經倍加小心作出迴避,但最終還是有人礙於工作繁忙的關係,一時不留神不慎碰撞了他。755Please respect copyright.PENANAyX1L6bmIpR
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「對不起!」755Please respect copyright.PENANAJGs2lsBDZB
碰撞到他的人是收銀員阿雲,她正忙於把熱奶茶送到客人的餐盤之上,故輕輕拋下一句道歉後便重投工作環境裡頭。755Please respect copyright.PENANATWwqxXjzAu
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畢竟是自己不通氣的站在重要通道在先,間時自當然沒有怪罪於她,識趣地走到店舖一角繼續進行沉思。755Please respect copyright.PENANA0A9o7eMFvI
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而就在此時,他發覺了右手制服衣袖沾上了可樂污漬,污漬正在不斷擴散當中,十多或九是剛才那下碰撞所引起的。755Please respect copyright.PENANAOFpv8FBHdP
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然而,在他拿起紙巾用力抹去衣袖污漬的時候,腦海亦突然有所啟發,當下鼓起一股疾勁衝往之旦辦公室裡頭。755Please respect copyright.PENANAcLle87lchO
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「嘿,我想到了!」755Please respect copyright.PENANAyI7WfrrvfY
間時揚起一彎邪惡笑容,想出了拆解現時局勢的妙計。755Please respect copyright.PENANAe4ZMwHFfpx
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「喂,我說了很多次!755Please respect copyright.PENANArk6x4Dm5ZS
雖然我是女生,但並不代表你不用敲門就可以進來的!」755Please respect copyright.PENANAg6yru8QaBl
之旦急忙用上滑鼠關掉數個螢幕上的視窗,顯得非常憤怒。755Please respect copyright.PENANAZI3uqsVTno
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歷史,總是驚人的相似。755Please respect copyright.PENANAg5ycVFCIA4
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古有蘋果從樹上跌下促成牛頓發現萬有引力,今有可樂污染衣袖誘導間時想出絕世妙計。755Please respect copyright.PENANAFK9vy1APXJ
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在抹去可樂污漬期間,間時憑著大腦活躍的幻想力聯想起一個詞語,「抹黑」。755Please respect copyright.PENANAYx1GQUFMPq
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任憑對手擁有多麼強大的實力,在被受「抹黑」的情況下亦只會變得毫無作為。755Please respect copyright.PENANAY3ZGJWLOcm
真金不怕洪爐火這句說話雖然並沒有任何錯誤的地方,但「抹黑」這玩意的恐怖之處是在於能夠奪去爐火火源,任憑你有百分之百純金在手,也沒有爐火能夠為你佐證。755Please respect copyright.PENANAbP1pqvjZnu
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「之旦,立刻動用網軍,在網上製造輿論及散播謠言,內容的中心思想就是香港默記近來輸入了一批含有瘋牛症病毒的漢堡扒及禽流感的默樂雞,著所有人多加小心!」755Please respect copyright.PENANA0oa8QpnNZk
間時扼要地說出「抹黑」的內容大意,圖片及影片證據等等一律交由之旦發揮。755Please respect copyright.PENANAAzplqykEqA
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「吓?這樣做到底有甚麼好處?我們的生意額也會因而收到影響的!」755Please respect copyright.PENANAC41T4tLqNW
之旦說出這話後,當下察覺出一道要點。755Please respect copyright.PENANAQFhWApltiL
「難道你打算拖低所有分店的默趣日生意額,一起拍烏蠅零收入,實行攬炒?」755Please respect copyright.PENANAje8DQbvayl
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新城市分店現時的盈利額正處於榜首位置,假如所有默記分店在默趣日均沒有特別所成的話,那麼他們的第一位置便能永續下去。755Please respect copyright.PENANAdQsNtm04Zx
某程度上,這並不能叫作是攬炒,而是以本傷人。755Please respect copyright.PENANALUbZ6BTHzK
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「一起拍烏蠅零收入?當然不是啦!755Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5pzwJ0TgG
我的目標是,我們分店在默趣日大有斬獲,財源滾滾來,而其他分店才是水靜河飛、拍烏蠅的那位!」755Please respect copyright.PENANAVQ0a8etFpi
間時的「抹黑」計劃,可不是之旦所想的這樣單純簡單。755Please respect copyright.PENANAlteFCnOHrW
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「金鐘分店主打以默樂雞製成的『獅子頭』,而希爾頓分店則有不科學的中式牛柳,甚至大有可能咕嚕雞球也會是同樣情況!755Please respect copyright.PENANAhijef4DYYC
但在瘋牛症病毒及禽流感的謠言籠罩下,他們的主打菜式是作不出甚麼花樣的。755Please respect copyright.PENANAMhjz7PSzZ9
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默趣日菜式在早上十時半左右便要向總部提交最終確認,不能再作任何轉換。755Please respect copyright.PENANAr3tHKKbND2
你著網軍在十時四十五分左右開始抹黑攻勢,那兩間分店便再也不成氣候變,不足為懼。」755Please respect copyright.PENANAR43ztqvJYU
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之旦咽了一下口水,直到這一刻之前也沒有為意得到間時原來也有如此黑暗奸詐的一面。755Please respect copyright.PENANADac18Q7dxI
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「那麼我們......應該要預先更換菜式,不能再使用含有牛肉及雞肉的食材,以免自己遭受所投出的迴力鏢波及?」755Please respect copyright.PENANAhq35yxTzdf
她開始踏進了間時的思考領域裡頭。755Please respect copyright.PENANAIUsLNrGOJp
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「沒錯,同時間我們亦不能再利用頹飯作為主題菜式。755Please respect copyright.PENANAdXSgvJd9Rm
在病毒疾病的謠言氛圍下,頹飯只會讓人的思想變得更為負面,這只會減卻他們的消費意慾。」755Please respect copyright.PENANAelPqOBNgCO
間時在這方面早已想出應對策略。755Please respect copyright.PENANAFybLvA8XQC
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「我們要有一個讓人充滿希望,又或者是滿載正能量的主題帶出我們的默趣日菜式!」755Please respect copyright.PENANAAKKoX1erv9
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「又要充滿正能量,又要避開雞牛製品,還要在如此倉促的時間準備得到,這真的是有可能嗎?」755Please respect copyright.PENANAZqPIrYdfPC
之旦對此非常質疑,認為間時正在信口開河,打著「開口牌」。755Please respect copyright.PENANA75fsPyBewP
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一系列的諸多限制,根本沒有可能十全十美地達成。755Please respect copyright.PENANA5UV5J9tpqr
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「當然有可能,五個字便能夠慨括一切,愛在瘟疫時!」755Please respect copyright.PENANAcJnh2xhixF
間時找來一張白紙,拿起紙筆作出書寫。755Please respect copyright.PENANAn9HZUaEQ5N
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“羅密歐與茱麗葉的禁忌之戀––755Please respect copyright.PENANA73iBvhGAta
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魚柳Bell Chan與及豬柳強分別是貴族及平民出身,彼此雖深愛著對方,但因著身份地位有別,在『竹門對竹門、木門對木門』的道德規範下分別被軟禁在麵包及鬆餅裡頭。755Please respect copyright.PENANAnCHTDGIkR6
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經歷過千辛萬苦,雙方終於擺脫了麵包及鬆餅的限制,一同眾首在白飯同一個天空下。755Please respect copyright.PENANAgiQjEOPX3D
二人現時正在舉辦著一個簡單而又隆重的白色婚禮,但尚欠一名具有公信力的見證人作出見證。755Please respect copyright.PENANA13ihvGR0d6
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現今你只需付出40港元便能親身成為證婚人,促成一對美好伴侶的結合,何來而不為呢?755Please respect copyright.PENANAI7ZzxEyVUb
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牛郎與織女的相遇––755Please respect copyright.PENANAQHuynUyduz
遭受到可惡的上天懲罰,薯餅先生終日只能在早上十一時前露面,而薯條小姐則被束縛在十一時後才能自由活動,二人一直受到十一時正的詛咒緣慳一面,可謂痛不欲生。755Please respect copyright.PENANAOjfZkS3nwZ
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今天,詛咒離奇地失效,薯餅先生在十一時正後仍然能夠無拘無束自由活動,與薯條小姐相聚在白飯之中。755Please respect copyright.PENANAPpMvGArhyX
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但誰也不能夠保證詛咒會在某一時某一刻突然再度生效,只是知道若要有人肯願意為他們付出25元的話,二人的相遇時間便能再作多一分鐘的延續。755Please respect copyright.PENANAcKbS2NSMK1
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你,真的忍心任由上天的詛咒任意玩弄二人嗎?”755Please respect copyright.PENANAJ48e1toVXy
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「說穿了,這即是豬柳蛋魚柳芝士飯,及薯餅薯條頹飯吧?」755Please respect copyright.PENANA6aseVEolHS
之旦簡潔道出整篇廣告文的重心。755Please respect copyright.PENANAzLEwq2rPN6
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「不,不,不,這不是頹飯。755Please respect copyright.PENANA7e7u0Tp6Mw
這是愛心飯盒,完全是另一回事來的。」755Please respect copyright.PENANAnJFlb4SxZC
間時亮起古惑的笑容,右手食指左右搖擺。755Please respect copyright.PENANA3rupuvwi2N
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