到默記取西經,實屬我因一時之氣對夢為大師所作出的嘲諷。331Please respect copyright.PENANAAgqxbhRFbo
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我並沒有想得到,他竟然會用上「為著沉重的磚頭不惜東西兩邊走」這道精妙回覆作出反諷,意指我為了取得外父大人所贈予的凱旋門首期,不惜在希爾頓分店及新城市廣場分店兩邊來回走動。331Please respect copyright.PENANA5Zlvy5Z5W0
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「大師,你找人查找過我的背景?331Please respect copyright.PENANAhBAnAqU1dF
為何你會知道我東西兩邊走,以及背後的目的?」331Please respect copyright.PENANA2lAdeCOIP2
聽到夢為大師這道維肖維妙的比喻後,我不禁對他生起警戒心。331Please respect copyright.PENANA1ug7j4SZjd
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依我記憶所得,我跟夢為大師只曾有過兩次會面,第一次是在新城市分店與麥默明的蘋果批比試,第二次則是在希爾頓分店跟麥默宋的同班同學丁香進行數學比試。331Please respect copyright.PENANAMSv4kE1AwQ
兩次會面中夢為大師均充當成為裁判角色,但我跟他的對話總句數並不超過十句,其後亦沒有任何交心的交集。331Please respect copyright.PENANAkRJOgkrZuX
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「畢施主,你這可真的是此言差矣,貧僧仍為出家之身,早已把世俗之事拋諸腦後,又何以會無緣無故追查施主的私人生活呢?」331Please respect copyright.PENANA0yIPKOQ6yc
夢為微微低頭,意圖向我突顯其光滑反光的光頭,不帶一根煩惱絲。331Please respect copyright.PENANAFXLal3Njuz
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「大師,你始終並沒有回答得到我的提問!為何你會知道我的私事!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAYzn38JPO4g
已聽厭政府空泛無內容官腔的我,當下竟然又從一名和尚的口中聽到帶人繞花園的對話方式,心裡不禁怒火中燒,沒有再跟他有半點客氣。331Please respect copyright.PENANAFrbzWswWbk
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「善哉善哉,我佛慈悲!331Please respect copyright.PENANAck2fTIklYp
畢施主,事實上並不是貧僧有意了解你的私事,而是施主你強迫貧僧觀看人你的經歷往事呢。」331Please respect copyright.PENANALX112iHSDA
夢為閉上雙眼,雙手合實,搖頭道。331Please respect copyright.PENANAfdB9FROyw0
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「俗語有云,雙眼是心靈之窗,由你雙目跟我對視的那一刻起,你便已經把心底裡的想法強行透過打開的窗戶迫使貧僧觀看!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAHUF9iweTvk
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如此苟且荒謬的理論,我自出生而來也沒曾聽過。331Please respect copyright.PENANA8ragN693cM
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「你不相信嗎?那麼畢施主你現在嘗試隨機想著一個數字,然後再跟我雙目交投吧!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAMSiHMQHco5
夢為大師一道悠然自得的模樣。331Please respect copyright.PENANAvO1jNUJJwC
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為了當場擊破夢為大師這道謬論,我亦跟隨他的意思去做,烔烔有神的直瞪著他。331Please respect copyright.PENANAwH3aBKyzk0
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“罪過!罪過!不愧為善良之刀所選之人......”331Please respect copyright.PENANAUvQiVpgpj9
夢為跟我對望的時間還不足一秒,便已立刻把頭垂低下來。331Please respect copyright.PENANA7zoZaZAeca
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「畢施主,你可真的是非常狡猾呢!331Please respect copyright.PENANAPT1D7jdHdh
貧僧明明只是叫你心想一個數字,但你竟然......331Please respect copyright.PENANAYCkdr5Hvft
善哉善哉,畢施主你剛才所想的是,三萬、一筒和西。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAwoMLAKbalj
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聽到夢為大師能夠準確無誤地說出我心中的想法後,我當下後退了兩三步,難以置信「雙眼竟然真的會是心靈之窗」這道事實。331Please respect copyright.PENANASMNBxKKWgd
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「畢施主,你無需驚慌,世間上擁有窺視別人心靈之窗能力的人士可謂絕無僅有,老納純粹只是一名較為特殊的存在而已!331Please respect copyright.PENANAVbdDG0vvmw
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只不過,請別怪貧僧多口說一句,若然你遇見有人經常性地閉上雙眼或瞇起雙眼的話,請你務必要多加提防,這是他們心藏歪念不敢展示予人的神經反射動作!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAqzzF6H6rwS
夢為大師極為諷刺地以閉上雙眼的姿態說出這一番話,伸出右手指示我取回魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣。331Please respect copyright.PENANAyd69lGoTFE
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「哦......」331Please respect copyright.PENANAEXwPQ21NPC
得知面前之人的確是一名奇能異士後,我亦不敢跟他有半點頂撞,以雙手恭維的姿態取回鑰匙扣。331Please respect copyright.PENANAhqZcQX7BGJ
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「你我今日相遇絕對是緣份的安排,既然畢施主你有遵守承諾,隨身攜備被大慈悲咒開光過的鑰匙扣,那老納也不妨再贈予畢施主一句智理明言。」331Please respect copyright.PENANAICFmGiQqRh
此刻,夢為大師亮出一道兇神惡煞的眼神,右手食指中指合上,劍指我的心臟位置部位。331Please respect copyright.PENANAZHo0J3mYh9
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「過度的善良,只會自取滅亡!」331Please respect copyright.PENANAt1MsDXOTne
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大師的這句說話,一直在我腦海裡揮之不去。跟他道別後,我不斷思索細味著這句說話所暗藏著的意思,不知不覺間亦來到了沙田中央圖書館。331Please respect copyright.PENANADHGC6ZyjPS
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“唉,與其思索這些虛無縹緲的事情,倒不如花心神研究學術文章還好吧!”331Please respect copyright.PENANAqXgia8d4jY
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到圖書館裡列印了數份與糖和鹽有關的學術文章,我便隻身出發前往希爾頓分店,利用糕普攝錄機完成間時委託下來的工作。331Please respect copyright.PENANAqy32OUv0Z8
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時間約為十時半左右,我來到希爾頓分店的門口前方。331Please respect copyright.PENANAQfw2nSwp5a
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無獨有偶,我在正門前遇到了接近有一個月沒有見過面的麥默宋。331Please respect copyright.PENANAXcTjhYRBaR
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「嗨!」出於禮貌,我向她揮手打上招呼。331Please respect copyright.PENANA6svhUEE1KI
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殊不知道,她彷彿就像是撞邪了似的,眼神極為閃縮,慌慌張張的雙手抱著一袋黑色膠袋以反方向奔走逃跑,消失在老遠的人群之中。331Please respect copyright.PENANAfcNA8pe6z5
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「用不用走得這麼快呀?我的樣子很恐怖嗎?」331Please respect copyright.PENANA56d5seecQ0
我隱約看到了黑色膠袋裡藏有紅色的布料,但並沒法推測得到內裡收藏著的究竟是甚麼。331Please respect copyright.PENANA1M7f9EuQcU
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“為何......為何他褲袋裡會有魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣的?331Please respect copyright.PENANA0lzESuC0wv
難道,這是情侶裝鑰匙扣?我的是男性神偷,而他的是女性神偷?”331Please respect copyright.PENANAFBjjsg1S0K
默宋上氣不接下氣的躲在遠方一角,瘋狂地胡思亂想,展開了一系列的天馬行空虛構推理。331Please respect copyright.PENANACTI6L3Q2DL
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魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣乃為她一生人中異性所送贈的第一份禮物,處於青春少艾時期的她並不懂得應該如何作出處理,只好把它當成珍寶似的收藏在自己的睡房裡頭。331Please respect copyright.PENANA9daVRSdMG8
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亦是因為這樣,她心裡始終沒法徹底忘記畢時這個人,尤其見到真人的時候更是手足無措。331Please respect copyright.PENANAExgLq3SD9Z
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對於默宋想法毫不知情的我走進店舖內裡後,驚見一道熟悉的臉孔就在我眼前的不遠方,而對方亦接近在同一時間察覺到我的存在。331Please respect copyright.PENANAyZZv2amMDC
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「你為何會在這裡的?」我大叫一聲。331Please respect copyright.PENANAENNkopsJ3T
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「哦?畢時?你來得正好!331Please respect copyright.PENANApMOun77Yvy
你快點過來嘗試一下我的手勢,為我的中式牛柳及咕嚕雞球評一評分吧!」331Please respect copyright.PENANA3uEQDL2tcz
我的好友景方雄穿上一身廚師束裝,揮手著我前來。331Please respect copyright.PENANA2mbDpJVK26
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我和未來外父大人去了美式快餐店
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心靈之窗
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