見慣世面的何當初,一眼便看穿了我是假裝身體失去平衡,亦即是足球術語所謂的「插水」,故意撲向正前方的薯仔食材山堆裡頭。343Please respect copyright.PENANAVb4RfURQFK
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“就看你玩甚麼把戲!”343Please respect copyright.PENANACZtGeZSWpU
何當初雙手叉在胸前,靜觀其變我的一舉一動。343Please respect copyright.PENANAB6ZiM04GtW
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啪!343Please respect copyright.PENANAHTSqonsFxQ
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撲向薯仔堆後,我第一時間便以瞎子摸象的方式動用雙手分別拿取一顆合手型大小的薯仔。343Please respect copyright.PENANAlNmo8WADm9
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「站起身!往後退三步,你三點鐘方位便是魚缸所在。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAVu6xEqRMK6
克深臨往對講機說出這句最後的指令後,亦再也沒有能力改變大局走向,一切將依靠我隨機應變的能力及命運的安排。343Please respect copyright.PENANAuGcGklYWyj
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啪!343Please respect copyright.PENANABZiT7T6tJE
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猶豫便會敗北,我迅速遵照他的指示後退到魚缸位置,以雙手手持薯仔的方式放入魚缸裡頭。343Please respect copyright.PENANAnnPY060MVV
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整個計劃的核心部份,就是豪賭喪標魚會緊咬薯仔不放,到時候只要我將薯仔抽離水面,何當初便有著責任把緊咬著薯仔、離開水面的喪標魚放進另一魚缸裡頭。343Please respect copyright.PENANAn0LSvK4F8m
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篷篷篷!343Please respect copyright.PENANABkhz5fowC2
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在薯仔觸碰水面的一刻,魚缸裡瞬間牽起了一陣猛烈的波動,發出如同木槳拍打水面的聲音。343Please respect copyright.PENANAfzknTdt1Bn
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始料不及會產生出如此強烈反應關係,我本能反應地鬆開及縮回右手,以防裡頭的喪標魚會從水中躍起並毀掉我的右手。343Please respect copyright.PENANAufUSQn6Z4B
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右手所持的薯仔已「石沉大海」,現時只剩下我左手所持的薯仔還緊貼著水面,但亦同時面臨將要石沉大海的命運。343Please respect copyright.PENANA6Yu6OTsd77
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事緣是一群喪標魚在水裡緊咬著薯仔的表面在跟我鬥力,薯仔彷彿變成了拔河比賽的繩子,比賽選手分別為水中的喪標魚及我的左手。343Please respect copyright.PENANANI6xOEIoCz
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“力度竟然如此強大?”343Please respect copyright.PENANAJqWBhXIaws
大概實在真的是低估了喪標魚的實力關係,我並沒能利用左手的薯仔一手把牠們從水中抽出。343Please respect copyright.PENANA6qxBEwXfeE
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薯仔接觸水面的部份越來越多,逐漸不斷往下沉。343Please respect copyright.PENANAoryZDUSfOG
感覺到快要敗給牠們的時候,我鼓起了勇氣把右手穿過黑布,凌空在水面上左右揮動,奈何還是沒能阻止薯仔繼續往下沉的事情發生。343Please respect copyright.PENANAY4o6cwK9dH
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“還是不行嗎?”343Please respect copyright.PENANAyZUCRepTWN
事態一直惡化並無任何好轉之勢,我亦只好出動最後的技倆,若然這招還不行的話,我亦只好舉手投降,放棄徒手捉魚這個駭人環節。343Please respect copyright.PENANAuPeS7MqLNg
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「咇嗚......咇嗚......」343Please respect copyright.PENANACuYdiqDUfT
強行模仿出警車笛聲響後,喪標魚那方的拉扯力顯然減弱了下來。343Please respect copyright.PENANAY3zc8c1d7K
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證實得到自己的想法正確後,我再度加強警笛聲的音響,一鼓作氣連魚帶薯抽出水面。343Please respect copyright.PENANAXC1SoOqI1T
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啪啪啪!343Please respect copyright.PENANAAkYl3NBSD7
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三下啪聲響起,何評審逐一把喪標魚擊暈並放到另一魚缸裡,同時亦作出宣告,默記那方成功捕獲三條魚隻食材。343Please respect copyright.PENANASonToCT1mF
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「足夠了!那三條魚足夠有餘用來製作炸魚薯條,畢時你可以收手!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAuWAk8EKA0x
克深臨大聲作出號令後,我亦不禁鬆了一口氣來,除下黑色眼罩,感歎自己的假設僥倖地與事實吻合。343Please respect copyright.PENANA0hREXWS5Bs
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「何評審,這擺明就是犯規吧!343Please respect copyright.PENANAloHYbJR5rc
不是說要徒手捉魚的嗎?他可是借助薯仔外力間接把魚隻釣上來!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAl2keWnDL8u
塗世傑一臉不忿的上前作出投訴。343Please respect copyright.PENANAUzzALdgJO9
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「塗老闆,你這樣說就真的是有點不公道了!343Please respect copyright.PENANAj6b54Kpm3s
畢時可是在比賽中不慎跌倒,匆忙回到魚缸位置徒手取魚的時候才驚覺雙手誤沾薯仔。343Please respect copyright.PENANAEHtNYdkUHk
雙眼受到蒙蔽的他在後期得悉此事後,已主動拍走右手的薯仔,可不是你所說的主動借助外力呢!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAZeGClxclfL
克深臨上前為我辯護,跟塗世傑吵得你死我活。343Please respect copyright.PENANA0Dn6Oeqvc5
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「不要再吵了!343Please respect copyright.PENANA52cHlanoyF
現在雙方也獲得魚隻食材,大家也是站在同一個起點上,還有甚麼好比較!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAW91BrACmfL
何當初用上極具震懾的聲音喝令二人,著他們返回原先所在的位置。343Please respect copyright.PENANA6elGKNmTNW
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「之於畢時,我希望你能夠解釋一下剛才為何要模仿警笛的聲音。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAqsaDvnqBBU
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喪標魚聚居在公海領域,吃著人肉維生。343Please respect copyright.PENANAmNN3RAHEcp
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基於這兩大要點,不難推算得到有人不斷利用著公海領域不受法律束縛的特性,把人類屍首甚至是活生生的人拋進該海域裡頭養肥牠們。343Please respect copyright.PENANA1LwCPOkzEZ
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根據克太的情報,牠們會追隨黃光白光游動,那麼按照道理亦會受到表面帶黃的薯仔吸引,死咬不放。343Please respect copyright.PENANAk5dpNtsnWL
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同時間亦有著傳言牠們會懼怕紅光,所以才驅使得到默宋把紅色的髮帶交託到我的右腕之上,希望可以嚇走喪標魚不會主動噬咬我的右手,而是專注緊咬我右手所持的黃色薯仔。343Please respect copyright.PENANAhPq1td8Sch
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奈何,當我的左手與喪標魚進行拔河比賽的時候,無論我如何揮動戴有紅色髮帶的右手,喪標魚亦沒有任何表示,顯然表示著牠們並沒有任何抗拒紅光的意識。343Please respect copyright.PENANA7f308lzLAP
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那麼,何解又會傳出喪標魚懼怕紅光的傳聞呢?343Please respect copyright.PENANAM0ACEQd0Bi
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思前想後,紅光大有可能是來自警方巡邏船的警告亮燈,而那些專門拋人下海的船隻看見警船後,為安全起見便會稍作迴避,停止一切餵哺的舉動。343Please respect copyright.PENANAF6634CaOgF
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久而久之,那些喪標魚潛移默化地學習得到警船的來臨就等同於自己將會沒法獲得糧食,因而培養出盡量避開警船的習慣。343Please respect copyright.PENANAhwdXMS8Hbl
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可能是都市傳聞牽起了眾船隻均佩備紅燈措施關係,喪標魚亦慢慢學懂了只有是同時發出紅光及警笛聲音的才是真正的警船,單憑紅光並不能為之作準。343Please respect copyright.PENANAWGqSx9cdHv
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故此當我揮動右手紅色髮帶的時候,牠們均無動於衷,直至到我哼出警笛聲音的時候,牠們才有所防範,大部份的魚隻均撒離迴避,只剩下三隻餓得發慌不理一切的喪標魚緊咬著薯仔不放。343Please respect copyright.PENANAMxcrf6lURx
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「唔,喪標魚會懼怕警笛聲嗎?343Please respect copyright.PENANAADor7Y7t1q
真虧你能夠推算出來,你的正職是否做偵探類型的工作呢?」343Please respect copyright.PENANApNAptTWhzS
就連出海捕魚多年的何當初,亦沒能得知喪標魚這道獨特的習性,對於我一系列的邏輯剖析感到嘖嘖稱奇。343Please respect copyright.PENANAh8fAuqpjBQ
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「不是,我的正職是科研生,專門進行糖份相關的研究。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAm6ceM7o3U6
在此我亦沒有忌諱道出我的背景資料。343Please respect copyright.PENANAAMSXPFVCtD
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「噢,糖份嗎?343Please respect copyright.PENANACuITSCS9QP
平日經常進食蜜糖的關係,我早已對糖份這回事感到非常厭倦了。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAX8C8KblAxl
何當初微微點頭道。343Please respect copyright.PENANAZi393am7vB
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炸魚薯條比賽(十)
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