前清塵,其實原本不叫前清塵,一切都要從她登仙那天開始說起。410Please respect copyright.PENANAa54gpD1T4Z
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作為一名現代人,前清塵登仙登的莫名其妙。410Please respect copyright.PENANALiM5kmiq8Q
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連她自己都弄不明白,好端端的,怎麼就飛昇成仙了?410Please respect copyright.PENANAUF51eGLwQQ
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如果時間再往前推個幾百年,甚至是幾千年,修道有成,終得飛昇的人一抓一大把,多個前清塵,少個前清塵,都不是什麼大不了的問題,往仙人堆裡一扔,照樣一個蘿蔔一個坑,偏偏,前清塵是現代登仙。410Please respect copyright.PENANArnkSG8p8Ox
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在這麼一個追求物質享受,功利掛帥、道德淪喪的時代,居然有人能夠成仙?410Please respect copyright.PENANAEaC98gTgsA
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衝著這點,前清塵封仙那一天,幾乎整個天庭,不,就連遠在他處浪蕩的神仙們,全都連忙趕了回來,就為了一觀仙宮大熊貓……咳,仙宮新貴。410Please respect copyright.PENANA6kZBC96cwG
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仙宮新貴的待遇很好。410Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3aQFnvBCy
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單是從前清塵壓根沒走過仙門,直接被提進天庭,接受眾仙圍觀就能知道……410Please respect copyright.PENANAoVY5qf6dId
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這個吉祥物,她當定了。410Please respect copyright.PENANAtMe2yHQ569
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好不容易,前清塵終於相信,她沒有穿越到什麼仙俠世界,也不是腦部重創,外傻內妄想的築構出什麼神仙世界,而是鐵板板,真到不能再真的飛昇成仙後,她沒能忍住的問了句,是不是有什麼地方搞錯了?410Please respect copyright.PENANAi7v5Qw48Tu
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掌管仙籍記錄的仙官翻了翻記錄,笑顏逐開的表示,沒有誤會,仙友已然位入仙籍,貨真價實的證得大道。410Please respect copyright.PENANAMZgtRD6zS7
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前清塵又多嘴問了句,「什麼大道啊?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAUfBQ4SOm1g
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不能怪前清塵如此懷疑,自己是個怎樣的人,她再清楚不過,清心寡慾,那是絕對沒有的事,她看過的黃暴小本本,多到數不清,不單如此,她也沒有一顆助人為樂的心,她巴不得全世界的麻煩事離她遠點。410Please respect copyright.PENANA1fTHCsGWam
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橫看,豎看,混帳無比又薄情至極的她,證得什麼大道?410Please respect copyright.PENANA3WysFpE50Y
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總不可能是啥,無情大道,或是絕情大道吧?沒見過豬,也吃過豬肉的前清塵,玄幻小說同樣看了不少,唯一能想到的,就是這麼幾個聽起來很高大上的道途。410Please respect copyright.PENANAZ02iMsGYz0
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就在她美滋滋的想著,要是這些個大道也不錯時,仙官和藹可親的微微一笑,「仙友證的是白蓮大道。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAnB5xQ6VRDl
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話剛說完,仙官敏銳的發現,新科仙子的表情僵了。410Please respect copyright.PENANA4h7dQmfpOr
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「再說一次,什麼大道?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAsUajoRhFob
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新科仙子看似明媚的神情裡頭彷彿透著一絲猙獰,怕深仙宮大熊貓在這出啥差錯的仙官抹了把冷汗,小心翼翼的重申,「根據記載,仙友證的是白蓮大道。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAmoNCVd5N3t
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怕前清塵不相信,仙官連忙將仙籍本遞至她面前。410Please respect copyright.PENANA95jmfH9C2e
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假若時間可以重來,前清塵一定毫不猶豫掐死多嘴的自己,可惜,她證的不是時光大道,手裡也沒有月光寶盒這玩意,只能怔愣的看著仙籍本上,屬於自己的那一部份,名字旁邊,白蓮大道四字,金光燦燦。410Please respect copyright.PENANAaDArS544AY
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呵呵,白蓮大道個什麼鬼喔?410Please respect copyright.PENANA78zQt2A0va
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前清塵並不清楚,所謂的白蓮大道到底是怎樣的緣法,但是她的本能與直覺瘋狂的叫囂,千萬不要和這玩意扯上關係,最好連懂都不要懂。410Please respect copyright.PENANAhnrAQ9vECE
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難得決定相信自己一次的前清塵伸出手指,意圖將白蓮大道四字抹去,只是,不管她怎麼用力使勁,白蓮大道四字就是不動如山,不僅如此,每抹過一次,光芒就愈發盛熾,最後,硬生生發出了萬丈光芒。410Please respect copyright.PENANAH9A61gYr4i
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執掌仙籍本的仙官不由得讚嘆,「仙友道法圓滿啊!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAYG1Kz5oHuI
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前清塵啪的一聲闔上了仙籍本,滿室光輝瞬間消散,她轉頭看向一臉不明究底的仙官,嘴角微扯,笑的比哭還難看,「請問,回人間的路往哪走?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAWA912dUZqH
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天庭震動了。410Please respect copyright.PENANAUNAurveT6a
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登仙不到半天的新科仙子,居然想回人間?410Please respect copyright.PENANABzNRRNTIax
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一票閒著沒事幹的神仙,再度集體出動,裡三層、外三層,把前清塵圍得水洩不通,「仙友仙友,妳知道封神登仙有多不容易嗎?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAZeyGDUExWD
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「我們那時代不單要靜心潛修,有時還得借皇帝金口才能順勢登仙。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAtVTa8g3vYQ
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「現代就更不用說了,你們多半沒想過要尋仙問道對吧?如此艱難困境,仙友證得大道,實為大幸,緣何不知珍惜?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAk7xSXf4tWF
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「這位仙友,妳可知曉,即便歸返人世,薪水依然是從22K起步?」說到這,仙姿綽綽的神仙略微一頓,半是歉疚的開口,「不好意思,剛剛資料更新,人世基本底薪漲了,現在是23K,但是22K跟23K只差那麼一點,沒什麼實質幫助。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAcwv4hWwn64
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「過不了多久,物價就會毫無理由的跟著飆漲幾成。」410Please respect copyright.PENANASDBmyzk45D
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「人間居之不易,仙友還是安心做仙吧!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAEErgDzbDqx
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位列仙班,必先脫胎換骨。410Please respect copyright.PENANAEKm7bXuerO
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神仙堆裡隨便拉個出來,都是俊男美女,隨便喊個出來,全是天籟美聲,但是,當他們全擠在一塊,爭先恐後,不分彼此的搶著說話時,威力遠勝菜市場,吵得前清塵頭昏腦脹,未經思考就拋下了這麼一句,「先別說這些,你們聽過安麗嗎?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAFINgNnYyBd
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話剛出口,不只是前清塵愣住了,各路神仙也都呆住了。410Please respect copyright.PENANANx2fZMhG0M
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好半晌,才有神仙吶吶的開口,「仙友,妳做直銷的?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAWtUdXk4xEP
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前清塵嘴角微抽,還來不及開口解釋,一道渾厚笑聲傳來,「哈哈哈哈,直銷登仙?有意思。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAw2zMGIooWf
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聞聲不見其人。410Please respect copyright.PENANA2hEvNEMPM0
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若是放在武俠小說,就算不是高手高手高高手,也必定是隱居的世外奇人,可惜,這是天庭,剛登仙不久的前清塵壓根不知道,神仙的階級到底怎麼看?這該算是千里傳音,還是基本仙術?410Please respect copyright.PENANASASv1PnxD7
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萌新仙人搞不清狀況,不代表其他神仙也不懂。410Please respect copyright.PENANAl6uC32y7yw
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幾乎是在聲音響起時,原本就把前清塵團團圍住的眾仙家,紛紛靠前,活像是要把前清塵淹沒在人海裡一樣。410Please respect copyright.PENANAthtfUtgYbd
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氣氛熱烈到前清塵以為,多半是什麼太上老君,還是哪位德高望重的大神親臨,這票神仙等等會掏出類似螢光棒的法寶,各種波浪式接力搖手,大聲尖叫時,不知何時,一身花果香的美麗仙子湊到她身邊,「仙友,天宮不愁吃穿,只要妳開口,我們什麼都有!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAHp7oNanLQc
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這話聽起來好耳熟,熟到讓前清塵忍不住想起某個電視廣告,「蟠龍花瓶?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAKQtLqHOHFt
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「有!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAa544MxmfTW
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不知從傳過來的蟠龍花瓶瞬間出現在前清塵手上。410Please respect copyright.PENANAuO0uAIQrQv
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就在她盯著蟠龍花瓶發愣時,前頭試著告訴她,人間起薪不過23K,不如好好當神仙的帥氣仙君,強勢不失儀態的擠開花果仙子,順道往前清塵懷裡塞了幾只玲瓏小巧的玉瓶,「既已成仙,談錢俗氣,仙丹在手,一生不窮。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAcNCDkCv2vY
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「老君煉丹,品質保證!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAtBJiyZ6DbN
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下秒,神仙們彷彿瘋狂大相送的各式物品自天而降,成功淹沒了前清塵,頭上頂著據說是蓬萊玉枝的她,眨了眨眼,愈發弄不懂情況。410Please respect copyright.PENANAFbnRtZz1RT
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前頭朗笑的嗓音,再度揚起,「娃兒,做仙哪有當魔快活?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAyuT2rDaKuS
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「我們不只保障底薪,附帶三節獎金,年終至少3個月,絕不限制行動自由,哪怕妳想回去凡世體驗,也不用為錢操心,好福利,不墮魔一下嗎?」410Please respect copyright.PENANA95SmwWZQKA
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剛剛成仙,還沒完全脫離柴米油鹽醬醋茶的前清塵心動不已。410Please respect copyright.PENANAUjeV9kFubK
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就在她險些點頭說好好好的時候,微妙的想起,方才那名天魔說話時,似乎伴隨著奇妙的背景音。410Please respect copyright.PENANAuEOaxhQzcN
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嘩啦嘩啦,清脆無比。410Please respect copyright.PENANA0XZFIKSJZu
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就好像是在……「洗麻將?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAx2xlX3sLXY
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前清塵不過是隨口一問,沒想到,自稱是魔的傢伙,回答的頗是乾脆,「正是,再胡個一局,可就莊家連八拉八了。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAGZHjHfniXC
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連八拉八,還是莊家!410Please respect copyright.PENANAxEigUxu9DV
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前清塵默默為和天魔打牌的人默哀幾秒,姑且不說運氣得背到什麼程度,才能讓天魔連八拉八?單是這牌局一台底多少?萬一天魔自摸,或是哪個人不幸放槍,那得是多大的數字?就讓她感到頭皮發麻。410Please respect copyright.PENANASVAXjtYlbP
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麻將碰撞的清脆聲,不時混著一聲吃或碰。410Please respect copyright.PENANAWVxYZawWIB
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如此的貼近人性。410Please respect copyright.PENANAxkBtz4YZPL
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就在前清塵如此感慨時,遲遲沒等到她回答的天魔再次詢問,「想清楚沒?要不要墮魔啊?現在墮魔還保證每次打牌都有牌搭。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAUWaP7rTWKF
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看出前清塵的動搖,神仙們連忙出聲勸阻,「仙友且慢!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAPPUQjQNzdL
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「魔道女修眾多,汝適得白蓮大道,捨仙墮魔,焉知福禍?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAn13U2WsDHe
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一句白蓮大道,立馬讓前清塵醒了過來,她還來不及說些什麼,便聞天魔不以為然的一聲冷嗤,「呵,白蓮大道更該墮魔。」410Please respect copyright.PENANASTUNVBL8KW
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「娃兒,仙宮最不缺什麼?就是那些花花草草。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAXSVKJMCx8F
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「隨便拉一名花仙出來,都可能是什麼白蓮花仙、白蓮花神,我輩不同。」頓了頓,天魔的語調染上一抹自豪,「我們只走妖豔賤貨路線!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAVfGPmt6akz
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「我就喜歡這樣的妖豔賤貨。」話剛說完,前清塵便發現,看著她的眾神仙視線都透著一股微妙,她有些尷尬的輕咳,「咳,天宮很好,大家都很好,但是我覺得,我更加適合當個魔修,所以……」410Please respect copyright.PENANABjlYgDs9pB
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前清塵的話猛然止住。410Please respect copyright.PENANAzh5InNQMjL
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一把三尖兩刃槍破空而來,重重立在她的面前。410Please respect copyright.PENANA0L92bqXb8Y
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要是再瞧仔細點,三尖兩刃槍前端沒入石磚,就差那麼一點,前清塵悄悄邁出的腳尖便會跟槍刃親密接觸。410Please respect copyright.PENANAx5jXnZe2Vw
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三尖兩刃槍出現時,原本環繞在前清塵身邊的眾仙家早已自動淨空,甚至讓出通道給一道高大威凜的身影。410Please respect copyright.PENANAPwMpNjMcfA
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「誰要墮魔?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAcylckHuuCa
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明明是平靜無波的一句話,前清塵硬生生自裡頭感到無限殺機,剛剛還暗自慶幸腳趾頭依然連在腳掌上頭的她,猛地抬頭。410Please respect copyright.PENANAgIrtVmYOZM
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對兵器瞭解不深,或許認不出三尖兩刃槍,但是,額間有第三隻天眼的神仙有誰,前清塵沒法昧著良心說不知道,畢竟,那可是神話中大名鼎鼎,從封神演義到西遊記,再橫跨寶蓮燈的角色。410Please respect copyright.PENANAjkkKCXOc4y
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人間尊稱二郎神君。410Please respect copyright.PENANA06Fxj1q1Iv
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又稱天界第一戰神。410Please respect copyright.PENANAtQMqfrIZpY
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自己是哪來的本事驚動了戰神?前清塵還沒摸著頭緒,威風凜凜的二郎神君揚聲又問了一次,「墮魔者,誰?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAKh9yRS2q6o
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看了看眼前的三尖兩刃槍,再覷了覷眉間神目隱隱微動,似有張開跡象的二郎神君,前清塵當機立斷的站了出來,正氣凜然的表達自己對天宮的強烈支持,「沒那回事,我可是正經的修仙人家,做神仙最棒了!」410Please respect copyright.PENANA8xwrcEeOGK
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在絕對的武力面前,前清塵拿的起放的下,尊嚴什麼的,不值一提。410Please respect copyright.PENANAPVCIL79wKl
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登仙不到半日就想著要回人間,甚至試圖墮魔的前清塵,待遇再度提升。410Please respect copyright.PENANADygjkeKc48
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如果說,一開始,她只是受到眾仙圍觀,彷彿大熊貓的存在,在經歷這兩件事後,她得到了天宮最可靠的保護者一枚。410Please respect copyright.PENANANtoLLJ04V2
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天界第一戰神。410Please respect copyright.PENANAHdljWot6g1
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聽聞這消息時,前清塵覺得腦子有些轉不過來,城裡的人會玩,沒想到天庭裡的神仙更會玩!前清塵悄悄覷了眼聲名在外,哪怕是唯物主義者也曾經從神話、電視劇,甚至是各種動漫聽聞其名,現在亦步亦趨跟在她身後的二郎神君。410Please respect copyright.PENANArRZJQEK1Cb
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這個中間過程到底是哪裡出了差錯?410Please respect copyright.PENANAiZZtFA355y
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前清塵想過各種可能,唯獨不曾想過會是這種結局。410Please respect copyright.PENANAxnIGJ0sLsK
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第N次回頭,發現戰神依然跟在後頭,既不是她眼花,也不是她幻覺,兩人視線甚至對上了的前清塵,立馬將視線移了回來,目不斜視的繼續前行。410Please respect copyright.PENANApE07HV2TEQ
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壓力好大!410Please respect copyright.PENANAsRxGn7buct
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前清塵表面冷靜,一路和偶遇的諸位神仙打招呼,內在實則各種崩潰打滾,戰神沉靜和緩的嗓音倏地傳來,「妳有不滿?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAyVj5OO1pl8
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生前,啊呸!她還沒死呢!410Please respect copyright.PENANA9QDAuu6JqQ
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哪怕登仙,性格依然不變的前清塵,幾乎是在戰神詢問的當下作出反應,「沒有不滿!我很榮幸,可以近距離欣賞戰神大大的風姿神采!」410Please respect copyright.PENANA0k9ATrA39q
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「哦?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAMr6ABjPzSI
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見戰神一副不置可否,也不知道到底是信了沒信,前清塵嘴角微抽,開始了天地可鑑、日月為證的吹捧大業。410Please respect copyright.PENANAgc8V9KyfGZ
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某方面來說,前清塵倒也沒有說謊。410Please respect copyright.PENANAlJVLpfbs0K
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儘管二郎神君的出身來歷眾說紛紜,但不妨礙她欣賞某些傳說裡的楊戩,就好似男人會崇拜呂布或關羽,但是誰也不曾真的認識他們一樣。410Please respect copyright.PENANADPt4bFNidf
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崇拜什麼的,向來由傳說開始。410Please respect copyright.PENANAVuMRMHZu8m
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哪怕是假的,也是崇拜,對不?410Please respect copyright.PENANAjwv9jBEMiC
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論起自己心目中描繪的戰神形象,要說上三天三夜,前清塵是做不到的,但說上一兩個小時,還是沒有問題。410Please respect copyright.PENANAN0dMT87jSr
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她一路從西遊記說到封神演義,再從封神演義說到寶蓮燈。410Please respect copyright.PENANAjXiZEl0i86
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前清塵越說越激動,話裡裡頭盡是對執法天神的不捨與同情,談起沉香一家子,更是咬牙切齒,活像人家欠了她幾百萬沒有還。410Please respect copyright.PENANAA3K6FGy61s
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就在此時,戰神聽不出半點喜樂情緒的嗓音再度揚起,「最崇敬楊戩?」410Please respect copyright.PENANALElsGxID7R
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「不,其實我是聞仲,聞太師的粉絲!」前清塵幾乎是想都沒想就張口否認,等她說完,意識到出聲詢問的人是誰時,已然太遲。410Please respect copyright.PENANAuS4jQUL06x
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前頭的吹捧全都白費了。410Please respect copyright.PENANAXXCFU41t6o
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前頭安靜聆聽,現下充份表現出,什麼叫不鳴則已,一鳴驚人的戰神大大對一臉僵硬的前清塵微微挑眉。410Please respect copyright.PENANAutK5wKfEjF
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「真心話是什麼?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAYJMV689lg1
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前清塵再傻,也不會認為,戰神此刻指的真心話,是在問聞仲的事跡,她偷偷瞥了戰神一眼,見對方似乎沒把剛才的事放在心上,好了傷疤就忘了疼,說的就是前清塵這種人,她認真回想了下關於楊戩的各種傳說,略帶遲疑的開口,「貴圈真亂。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAA3sT2AUU5h
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神話裡,理應不茍言笑的戰神,對著她呵呵一笑。410Please respect copyright.PENANA9agqYZY75K
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得罪了天界戰神會有什麼下場?前清塵想到的範例,幾乎都沒有什麼好下場,唯一例外的,大概就是沉香一家子。410Please respect copyright.PENANArWGyYYeLDU
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她沒膽子問戰神,沉香一家子真的存在嗎?410Please respect copyright.PENANA9lzXA5FWa3
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是否如同寶蓮燈裡頭的奇葩?410Please respect copyright.PENANALoQj2e8Oz9
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她現在更關心自己會有什麼下場?410Please respect copyright.PENANAAr7kfMfP7d
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先不管神話有幾分可信度,戰神是不是傳說中的二郎神君?二郎神君到底姓楊、姓李,還是姓石、姓趙?老爸是李冰,還是多聞天?頭一次見面就差點用三尖兩刃槍削掉她腳趾的執法天神,會不會直接把她壓在玉山底頭?410Please respect copyright.PENANAcIBdiwJP4R
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前清塵越想臉色越難看,最後,她一副壯士斷腕的模樣,「可以考慮一下合歡山嗎?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAywwdHodQFY
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「嗯?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAoAndG023uh
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登仙沒多久就要讓人給壓在山底下,前清塵不由得悲從中來,但是,戰神問話,她不敢不答,「比較輕,夏天涼。」410Please respect copyright.PENANA2D6L0Ce7Wx
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短短數字,足夠戰神想通來龍去脈。410Please respect copyright.PENANAmQPmr7AHv3
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戰神呵呵兩聲。410Please respect copyright.PENANA3dIhhm6vie
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平心而論,戰神的聲音低沉性感,用現代人的方式來說,聽了能使耳朵懷孕,前清塵卻只覺得頭皮發麻,要完,真的要完!410Please respect copyright.PENANAjlW2zz0NH1
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彷彿響應她的念頭,戰神徐緩低語,「仙友多慮了。」聽似寬慰的話語驀然一轉,戰神似笑非笑的盯著前清塵,「若是再早個幾百年,意圖私下凡塵,與天魔勾結,意圖墮魔,單這幾項,鎮座喜馬拉亞山也應該。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAgbVonSdy5o
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戰神話裡的意思,前清塵聽明白了。410Please respect copyright.PENANARozJeKMPtC
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她現在就像是受到保育的稀有動物,只要別太作死,有些事,天庭睜隻眼、閉隻眼就過去了,要是做的太過頭,戰神絕對會捨了華山或泰山,直接將她鎮在喜馬拉亞山底頭……410Please respect copyright.PENANAGg8M7yCpPv
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偷偷瞥了下戰神幾不離身的三尖兩刃槍,還有那插入石頭如切豆腐的鋒利,再想想喜馬拉雅山,以及傳說中,身為戰神親妹妹,照舊被壓在華山底下的三聖母,原本到嘴邊的吐槽全讓前清塵硬生嚥下。410Please respect copyright.PENANAKv4z5gxE1q
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她特別誠懇的保證,「大大放心,我一定好好做仙。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAW2urZsaWug
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做仙最重要的是什麼?410Please respect copyright.PENANApEIwPa3WKE
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法力高深?410Please respect copyright.PENANAYj0YHHGi2D
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功德無量?410Please respect copyright.PENANAiUv8az3zv8
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信眾無數?410Please respect copyright.PENANAa3yjjxGzg5
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不!是仙氣飄渺的名字。410Please respect copyright.PENANAEzknqBrBqZ
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前清塵知曉,得給自己另取仙名時,滿臉的不解。410Please respect copyright.PENANAPPEbZwWFmQ
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想想多少大名鼎鼎的神仙得道飛昇後,還不是照用人世時的名字,就好比廣為人知的媽祖林默娘,行不改名,坐不改姓……410Please respect copyright.PENANAVKtRweAZ0i
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好吧!410Please respect copyright.PENANA1PZUunYa7a
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她沒法否認,到了現代,已經有些人只知道媽祖是媽祖,至於林默娘是誰?那是一問三不知,但是,這不還有關聖帝君,關羽嗎?410Please respect copyright.PENANAELprsGfj1l
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就在前清塵義正詞嚴和仙官爭論取名必要時,仙官指了指不遠處的兩位仙君。410Please respect copyright.PENANA3anqahvthE
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單論姿態,仙逸非凡,隨便一位站到雲端,那就是顯靈顯聖的SOP,保證信眾人數直線上升,哪怕沒成信眾,腦殘粉也少不了,誰讓這是個看臉的時代?410Please respect copyright.PENANAp8UTX2bV9Z
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偏偏,兩位仙君的對話實在讓前清塵覺得有些慘不忍睹。410Please respect copyright.PENANA8ScMNGNIf4
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相談甚歡的兩位仙君,不知怎的,話題正好聊到俗世塵名,仙君中的一人名字頗為風雅,一聽就知道是出自書香世家。410Please respect copyright.PENANAhcep2YF9BX
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待他反問另位仙君塵名時,身姿飄逸,彷彿隨時都會乘風歸去的清雋仙君笑容一斂,略微仰首,整個人看起來明媚而憂傷,任誰一看都能知道,仙君塵名背後隱藏了一段很深很深的過往,需要時間蘊釀。410Please respect copyright.PENANAviDCyZoRoN
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好半晌,清雋仙君透著幾分憂鬱的嗓音悠悠揚起,「李蛋蛋。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAyXsEWqZs6k
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果真是個明媚而憂傷的故事。410Please respect copyright.PENANAxrLHAH3JiI
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單是想像,這位帥氣爆錶的仙君風姿綽約的現身人前,用著同樣迷人的嗓音,對著廣大仙友,或是信眾自介,「本座乃是某某仙君李蛋蛋……」410Please respect copyright.PENANAmQBojY6C99
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這得擁有怎樣的勇氣?410Please respect copyright.PENANAthz3YeL5np
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前清塵默默收回視線,裝作沒有發現這麼一件事,同樣全程圍觀塵名慘劇的仙官,心有戚戚焉的開口,「仙友,妳現在知道,為什麼得另取仙名了嗎?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAzqVZaeaPld
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「不是每個爹娘都是斯文人。」410Please respect copyright.PENANABMrRLONe1M
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多麼痛的領悟。410Please respect copyright.PENANAN3bhnA87aV
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塵名不雅,這只是其中一個原因,仙官又逮著前清塵講了許多仙號塵名不相襯所引發的悲慘故事,聽的讓人眼淚直流。410Please respect copyright.PENANAl1NukSiXoT
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好不容易等仙官滿足了教學慾望,放前清塵離開時,她滿腦子只剩下,得給自己取個仙風道骨又不會太過中二的名字,這樣的念頭。410Please respect copyright.PENANAwp2soHXUAg
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仙官說了,要是拖得太久,他很樂意直接為仙友取名。410Please respect copyright.PENANAhdf1TKRdPd
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為了表現自己的文化程度,仙官特別指著不久前從他們面前走過,一身正氣的龍傲天真君表示,那就是他的取名成果之一。410Please respect copyright.PENANALPvbhLQSFA
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龍傲天真君登仙的時代和前清塵不同,對於這個名字內有龍字,還能表現一身傲氣的仙名,傲天真君非常滿意。410Please respect copyright.PENANAmqM4fOJ5Jg
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仙官的意思很明白。410Please respect copyright.PENANA6aZhAAbmKQ
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不管是要束手就擒,還是自力營救。410Please respect copyright.PENANA6Woj3IHv2g
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前清塵要是弄不出一個符合他們喜好……咳,是符合仙宮風範的名字,他們真的不介意提供額外服務。410Please respect copyright.PENANAW2pgYxRx8q
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三皇五帝,這些上古時期的大神大仙,名字本就獨樹一幟,哪怕真有什麼不妥,他們也不敢要求,後面那些宛如國民偶像,歷久不衰的仙君仙子,他們同樣不敢輕易妄動,但是,像前清塵這類的小透明與小萌新,他們玩得毫無壓力。410Please respect copyright.PENANABVj8T1Q6FY
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堪比大熊貓的現代神仙又如何?410Please respect copyright.PENANApFFtfIDXX2
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凡人給大熊貓取名時,問過大熊貓意見?410Please respect copyright.PENANAYB8izOBszE
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辭別仙官時,前清塵無意間瞥見仙官本子上備用的名字,那一整排拆開來很美麗,湊在一塊夢幻到嚇死人的文字,讓她怔了怔,為了避免自己未來得頂著什麼夢雨煙雪紫蝶月漓之類的名字,連仙號都還沒一撇的前仙子蹲在天河旁想了三天三夜,險些愁白了頭髮。410Please respect copyright.PENANApq1l5sRJCj
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不待在仙宮裡的理由很簡單。410Please respect copyright.PENANAQCBdplxCdR
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神仙們太熱情。410Please respect copyright.PENANAC5p8qGZQPd
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不知道從哪傳出去的消息,每個知曉新科仙子準備另取仙名的仙君仙子熱情如火,每天都要來個好幾趟,可能前秒剛從她面前走過,下秒就竄至她面前,踴躍積極的向她推荐自個想好的名字。410Please respect copyright.PENANAXCX1MSoY6M
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這期間內,前清塵見識了神仙們的取名能力。410Please respect copyright.PENANAsfYfmZ3HeQ
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從清新自然到華麗奢豔,風雅斯文至豪放大氣,前清塵招架不住,落荒而逃。410Please respect copyright.PENANAN6EfXMZ3Nh
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蹲在天河畔的前清塵很苦惱,真的非常苦惱,既要高大上,又不能太惡俗,仙氣渺渺,還得不中二,有那麼容易?410Please respect copyright.PENANA2tV94mT7CR
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成群的喜鵲從她身邊飛過來,又飛過去,大膽一點的,乾脆落在她頭上歇息。410Please respect copyright.PENANAbiLNHudRmJ
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就連七夕神話不可或缺的主角,牛郎家裡的那頭牛,也在她身邊連續吃了幾天的草。410Please respect copyright.PENANAqHL0h134Qz
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因為登仙的緣故,對時間的概念顯得有些模糊的前仙子,完全沒有發現自個已經在天河畔蹲了三天三夜,連帶的,負責盯梢的戰神也在天河旁站了三天三夜。410Please respect copyright.PENANAGHtB7dzgnW
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等前清塵後知後覺反應過來,自個正蹲在天河旁時,她想起了某些天河通人間的傳聞。410Please respect copyright.PENANAfjDKwjPxEX
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行動力向來驚人的她,連考慮都不考慮,當下就往天河裡跳。410Please respect copyright.PENANAJJSLGsjpj5
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眼看她就要栽入水裡,順著水流飄蕩回人間,三尖兩刃槍在她腳尖剛觸及水面的瞬間,穩妥的勾住她後衣領。410Please respect copyright.PENANAwxfHlhnqjW
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「做什麼?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAkwKsbkiu1x
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戰神聽起來很平靜,底頭可能隱藏殺氣的嗓音揚起。410Please respect copyright.PENANAbXZDtlaiPq
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被提至戰神面前,與他大眼瞪小眼,原本在戲水和腳麻兩個藉口間作選擇的前清塵,不知怎的,突然福至心靈,張口就來,「我觀郎君面如冠玉、風流倜儻,實乃人中龍鳳,頂天立地、氣宇軒轅之偉岸丈夫,不知可曾婚配?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAymx56OFWeF
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盯著前清塵的戰神,意味不明的呵呵兩聲。410Please respect copyright.PENANAGoj1gPWUnk
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那天,一眾仙家清楚看見,戰神扛著三尖兩刃槍身姿狂狷瀟灑的歸返天宮,跟在後頭……說是跟也不對,打從被三尖兩頭槍勾住衣領就再也不曾腳踏實地,此刻依然被吊著的前清塵,一臉生無可戀。410Please respect copyright.PENANAZvVvIcdnUs
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按捺不住內心疑問的神仙,提起勇氣一問,「戰神,這是做什麼呢?」410Please respect copyright.PENANA8SPWeHMs2D
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即便停下腳步,戰神也沒有回覆的打算,僅是瞥了前清塵一眼,喜怒難測的嗤笑,同時晃了晃三尖兩刃槍,宛如吊飾擺動的前清塵端著一張木然的臉,捧讀似的開口,「見過諸位仙友,在下仙名已定,此後名喚前清塵,願往事如煙,前塵盡清。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAYBJ07wiNFa
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讓她一時腦子沒想清楚,調戲戰神。410Please respect copyright.PENANAgQIzoFdYr1
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活該被吊起來遊街示眾。410Please respect copyright.PENANAEVK0sqWIdJ
後記:
我想了很久,還是想不出適合這篇文的名字,就暫時叫【清塵】吧!也許,未來就一直都是這名,至於那個什麼白蓮大道當書名,求放過。410Please respect copyright.PENANAXzL7Jr7K44
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我還想維持一下我看似高貴冷豔的外在形象,雖然,最後都會被我自己魔性沒了。(遠目)