天魔就是天魔。343Please respect copyright.PENANAgXnnu7fP8D
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和選前開支票,選後都跳票的政客不同。343Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZAdgZIXdl
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說要帶前清塵買買買,就真的買買買。343Please respect copyright.PENANA7VF3P8OkKA
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也不知道是運氣,還是巧合,天魔帶著前清塵下凡時,正巧遇到同人場次。343Please respect copyright.PENANAHRw4Uunbz3
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看了眼外頭排得老長,準備入場的隊伍,天魔一秒潮裝上身,怎麼帥氣怎麼風騷,說是專業Coser也不會有人懷疑,接著,他帶著前清塵大搖大擺的以社團入場票進場。343Please respect copyright.PENANASBXwigkjXA
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社團入場票是怎麼來的?343Please respect copyright.PENANACaJ1KOq4jo
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天魔為什麼比她更加瞭解同人場?343Please respect copyright.PENANAVbb5Hh943Z
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前清塵自發的選擇了無視。343Please respect copyright.PENANAGfqGGHgUVN
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沒法帶回慾界第六天大熊貓,至少也讓她當了回自家小精靈,哪怕只是名義上的小精靈,仍是讓天魔心情稍微愉快了些,他帶著前清塵硬是從攤頭逛到攤尾,一樓買到二樓,新刊全部來一本,周邊一個也不放過。343Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ5hGlqJwG
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前清塵要是多看哪個攤子一眼,就再買一次!343Please respect copyright.PENANAXf49lDhXGH
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至於買的本子和周邊是否和前清塵追的番有關係?是本命王道,還是逆CP?天魔渾不在意,按天魔說詞,買就對了。343Please respect copyright.PENANAtzxiCRSv0o
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其他問題,等掃完攤再來考慮。343Please respect copyright.PENANAKIqlkvc9gn
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萬一大熊貓真的CP癖嚴重,也不是問題,正好拿那些本子和仙宮的仙女們交流感情。343Please respect copyright.PENANA9QeyrpkkN8
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這些年來,他可不是單純在天庭打麻將,那些植本為體的花花草草私底下是啥德性,他早就摸得一清二楚,才子佳人的話本早就被她們翻爛看膩了。343Please respect copyright.PENANA1WkI7D0GE5
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現下正好為她們增添娛樂,開啟新路線。343Please respect copyright.PENANAIOet9hrmE7
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經過幾個連場攤時,天魔停下腳步,朝攤主們伸手,勾了勾食指,原本各忙各的攤主紛紛放下手邊工作,動作迅速俐落的將攤位上的商品打包好,遞至天魔手裡。343Please respect copyright.PENANAg8xEpNGSuY
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天魔看也沒看,直接加入前清塵的戰利品內。343Please respect copyright.PENANA501NQaod0k
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一路逛來,前清塵已經對天魔的掃攤行為感到麻木,直到她無意間瞥見剛加入戰利品堆裡的高清無碼彩繪本。343Please respect copyright.PENANAjxGxpJpKrD
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她現在知道,天魔為什麼有社團入場票了。343Please respect copyright.PENANA9XTv8V8k5V
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前清塵看了看氣定神閒,彷彿自己什麼都沒做的天魔,再看看明顯歸類為R18,甚至是R25的彩色封面,有些遲疑的開口,「老闆,這本子……」343Please respect copyright.PENANAxOKzaQWkhQ
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「自家出產的,不用錢。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAAqxuD4m7pY
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天魔的說詞,變相肯定了前清塵的猜測,手裡那幾本R18原創本頓時重如千斤,就連詢問天魔的腔調也抖了幾分,「認真的嗎?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAoQpGMa1iNX
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All戰神?343Please respect copyright.PENANA8aALttsaQk
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前清塵突然不知道自己該從哪裡開始吐槽?343Please respect copyright.PENANADiULuFoA0l
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先不管本子裡的戰神是哪個戰神,主角為什麼看起來這麼眼熟?成天板著張臉,動不動就呵呵,亮三尖兩刃槍就跟呼吸一樣自然的戰神是受?343Please respect copyright.PENANAmXzPEBLdjB
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整個天界有幾個人壓制得了他?343Please respect copyright.PENANAwVm18xENIB
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最重要的是,帶著以戰神大大為藍本的黃暴本回仙宮?343Please respect copyright.PENANAlhVsuTenzJ
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她是活久嫌膩了嗎?343Please respect copyright.PENANARwTCbXDV03
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真心想將前仙子帶回慾界第六天飼養的天魔,自前清塵豐富的表情變化讀出她的想法,安撫似的微微一笑,「等了那麼多年,終於有人能替我把這些帶回天宮,捨妳其誰?」見前清塵神情一變,隨時都會逃之夭夭,天魔大手一撈,截斷前仙子潛逃的機會,「乖。」343Please respect copyright.PENANApn2C4htJO4
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「妳要是被鎮在喜馬拉亞山下,我一定去撈妳出來。」343Please respect copyright.PENANANCO6DloSvH
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天魔不愧是天魔,笑起來傾迷眾生、蠱惑人心,可惜,前仙子此刻只想跟看起來很有挖角誠意,實則挖了個大坑給她跳的天魔講道理,「說好的愛護吉祥物呢?」343Please respect copyright.PENANA5QKXOnOvye
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「妳不就喜歡這樣的妖豔賤貨?」343Please respect copyright.PENANATDY3Ni4Jxi
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說的好有道理,她居然無法反駁。343Please respect copyright.PENANA0sFyO3Mq4r
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在霸道總裁和妖豔賤貨間切換自然的天魔,見大熊貓認命給坑,滿意之餘,不忘讓底下寫手再加把勁,務必在前清塵回轉天宮前,趕出一篇香豔絕倫的長篇小說,主角不用說,一定還是看起來很眼熟,但誰也不敢點明的那位。343Please respect copyright.PENANA5MecVsxls1
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幾位攤主在天魔指示下,沉吟片刻,拿出紙張開始打底,不一會,人物骨架就完成了,哪怕人物連個五官也沒有,單看姿勢和動作,就知道尺度依然很高。343Please respect copyright.PENANAmZfJhITrNx
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M字開腿跟觸手Play都出現了,這仇恨槓槓的……前清塵默默移開視線,愈發的生無可戀。343Please respect copyright.PENANANNucDTBat0
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就在此時,一道嗓音驀然揚起,「難得見你出現,今年有出新刊?」順著嗓音望去,一名打扮休閒,氣質卻完全不是那麼回事的男人站在他們不遠處,狀似隨意的瞥過攤位上埋頭作畫的攤主們,明瞭似的頷首,「找到幫你帶書的傻子了?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAu24YZFvMyP
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「是啊!」天魔答得乾脆,順手從攤位拿了本新刊,神態大方的遞給對方,「別客氣,帶回去慢慢看。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAyTXJBydYa6
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男人沒有接過本子,只是冷冷的看著天魔,「好讓戰神找我麻煩?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAVqh9EirVvH
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一句戰神,讓默默盯著天花板,順道檢討下自己為什麼那麼容易就被天魔給坑了的前清塵瞬間回神。343Please respect copyright.PENANAZwTzPLjW4j
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這又是哪路神仙?343Please respect copyright.PENANACYFJ1rlxhd
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前清塵腦子剛浮現這樣的疑問,天魔帶著幾分笑意的嗓音揚起,「算下時間,也差不多該排到他入場了。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAFYvB6glHmW
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「誰?」343Please respect copyright.PENANArk0YSMe6CO
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「戰神。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAuYXhHBZ1eP
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天魔雲淡風輕的一句話,令前清塵呆若木雞,好不容易回過神,她顫顫巍巍指著天魔,半晌說不出話來。343Please respect copyright.PENANAaKHGd8WPHm
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目光移至前清塵身上的男人嗤笑,「果然是個傻子。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAIViLKPwot8
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下凡遊玩的神仙說多不多,說少不少,偶爾總能遇見那麼幾個,他還是頭一次遇到,戰神本尊在外頭排隊等進場,還有膽子將天魔攤位所有的戰神本給包了的傢伙,這不是勇氣可嘉,就是趕著赴死。343Please respect copyright.PENANA7e4H3UKs9E
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很顯然,這名仙子屬於後者。343Please respect copyright.PENANArcW3LdgZPn
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壓根沒想過,戰神不單跟著下凡,還按照凡人規矩,在外頭排隊等入場的前清塵只覺得晴天霹靂,一臉悲憤的對天魔提出控訴,「說好的緩刑怎麼變斬立決了!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAvjck8e7IJ6
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「不是挺好嗎?」天魔一臉慈愛的摸了摸她的頭,「正好直接輪迴托生慾界第六天。」343Please respect copyright.PENANASjCIJMJRkd
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戰神一旦入場,沒被剝皮拔骨,下場也不會好到哪去的前清塵正在進行最後的掙扎,她試著把不該出現在戰利品內的本子還回去,然而,道高一尺,魔高一丈,更何況,她面對的是天魔中的天魔,不單手速沒人家快,甚至退一本還三本。343Please respect copyright.PENANAtvVNqCNmCH
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待她被天魔壓制,再也無法動彈,攤主們開始動手收攤。343Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6UssjiMLG
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前清塵以為,天魔終於良心發現,直到她以眼角餘光看見攤主們擺在桌上的告示,內容簡單粗暴,本日刊物全數清空,感謝前仙子的愛載與支持。343Please respect copyright.PENANAGToLy1L57P
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前仙子差點一口氣上不來。343Please respect copyright.PENANA2n6cS9fS0g
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入境隨俗的戰神一件T恤搭配牛仔褲,看起來非但沒有青春洋溢,反而有些MAN的性感,和天魔身邊,那名看起來很休閒,實際上一點都不休閒的男人,倒有幾分類似。343Please respect copyright.PENANAGHh7EfOpYx
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前清塵一臉忐忑的站在他身邊。343Please respect copyright.PENANAniq771w3V8
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倒不是戰神心慈手軟,也不是前清塵命硬,而是戰神準備拎著她走人時,意外的和站在一旁看熱鬧的男人對上視線。343Please respect copyright.PENANAjyMresw5w4
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墨濯雨。343Please respect copyright.PENANAEjgGlFij9u
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即便知道這是名身處凡間的仙君,前清塵依然忍不住心裡嘀咕,畢竟,和墨濯雨一比,她反倒顯得沒那麼功利。343Please respect copyright.PENANAZFZLEfqgaH
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這是名比她更加融入現代的仙君。343Please respect copyright.PENANA2vErrOLlAO
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她甚至猜想,墨濯雨大概也是國民偶像系列的神仙,否則,單是戰神那脾氣,怎可能見到這麼一個看起來已被凡人同化的神仙,還能忍住不將三尖兩刃槍往對方身上捅,客客氣氣的頷首,「墨仙友。」343Please respect copyright.PENANACHst7g6Eov
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墨濯雨並沒有立即回覆戰神,而是默默盯著他與前清塵。343Please respect copyright.PENANA4I5iedz1A4
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一直以來,前清塵以為自己看盡天上神仙容貌絕倫、舉世無雙的模樣,已經擁有足夠的免疫力,直到墨濯雨輕輕一笑。343Please respect copyright.PENANA8EfTLBjeBx
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原先看起來比她更加像是現代人,渾身功利氣息的墨仙君宛如散去周身陰霾,顯露光華,前清塵腦中閃過無數形容詞,從清風明月、春風拂曉,到風華正茂、天下無雙,竟沒有一個足以形容墨仙君。343Please respect copyright.PENANAj6K8OdLoyD
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不過眨眼,前清塵就明白了,這是墨仙君真正的模樣。343Please respect copyright.PENANAAdFNQmygwT
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或者該說,這才是歷經凡塵,脫胎換骨的仙人應有的姿態,和她這種無端飛昇的傢伙,完全不是一個檔次。343Please respect copyright.PENANAjAAKi2KUib
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前清塵心裡剛生出這種想法,不知何時來到她身邊的天魔,伸手遮了她雙眼。343Please respect copyright.PENANAWOU88bL7Zu
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即便物不能視物,前清塵依然能聽見身後的天魔低低一笑,「把你那模樣收起來,這裡沒有讓你顯靈顯聖的對象。」343Please respect copyright.PENANACgxrivRQhL
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「平白汙了我家熊貓的眼。」天魔這句話裡,滿滿的嫌棄。343Please respect copyright.PENANAQSZPoX49oy
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天魔嫌棄仙宮作派,戰神同樣嫌棄天魔,尤其是天魔明知道他為什麼跟著前清塵,還總是當著他的面挖角,戰神不住冷笑,「這話說的有意思,前清塵位列仙籍,和慾界第六天怎麼也扯不上關係。」343Please respect copyright.PENANApkp3ObGcpf
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「我也很想知道,怎麼看都該歸我慾界第六天的大熊貓,為什麼會跑到天宮?」天魔頓了頓,似笑非笑的嗓音再度揚起,「前仙子似乎是直接被提進天宮?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAvSbgXpyaN2
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這話說的含蓄,意思卻很直白。343Please respect copyright.PENANAkvc5qRbf7w
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直接把人提進仙宮,連登仙門這道手續都省了,焉知是不是黑箱作業?343Please respect copyright.PENANAMgWT5knaid
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用不客氣的方式來說,仙宮裡那群看起來道貌岸然的傢伙,是不是暗地裡使了什麼手段,把本該出現在慾界第六天當吉祥物的前清塵給截胡了?343Please respect copyright.PENANAaKho4P2iNp
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戰神瞥了眼哪怕來到人間,穿得十分時尚,骨子裡仍舊是妖豔賤貨的天魔,嗤笑,「憑你的本事,別說是熊貓,就是把整個動物園搬回慾界第六天都不是問題,何必客氣?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAaBNgI2j9ie
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此熊貓非彼熊貓。343Please respect copyright.PENANAq3NNxs7F5P
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天魔不說白,難道戰神聽不懂?343Please respect copyright.PENANAds0NcrT5V3
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分明就是找碴。343Please respect copyright.PENANA3zwnqsBE63
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就在天魔和戰神針鋒相對,互不退讓時,憋了好陣子的前清塵終於忍不住伸手拉開天魔用來遮她雙眼的左手,極其認真的開口,「其實,我一直想說,以地域性來說,怎麼也該是臺灣黑熊吧?再不然也該是梅花鹿或石虎啊!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAPsgHg8XHMd
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前仙子很認真。343Please respect copyright.PENANAKW8ofRyrEo
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天魔和戰神看向她的神情卻是說不出的微妙,就是旁邊看戲已久的墨濯雨也一臉古怪的盯著她。343Please respect copyright.PENANAETYDousjW7
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前清塵還沒搞懂自己說錯了什麼,墨濯雨已快一步拿出手機在上頭按了一串數字,遞到前清塵面前,「這是養隻熊貓的年預算。」下秒,他將計算機上頭的數字歸零,「這是飼養石虎的年預算。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAnZnB8csESX
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三千多萬跟零元是怎樣的天地之差?343Please respect copyright.PENANAE5mmnbzHwP
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彷彿察覺前清塵內心的吐槽,天魔帶著幾分痛心的語調揚起,「當熊貓有什麼不好?好歹捧手裡怕摔了,含嘴裡怕化了,石虎怎麼比?牠連棲息地都被鏟平了!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAmM7AaHtEat
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「更別說觀光局也搞不清石虎跟花豹的差別,妳說,這石虎過得多憋屈?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAuz3tzQ56P9
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戰神矜持的頷首,表示認同。343Please respect copyright.PENANAQLsQGTEH6b
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前清塵剛想感慨一下,苗栗縣政府有本事,居然能讓天魔和戰神如此不對盤的兩位拋棄成見,臨時組成同一陣線,另道清脆的嗓音猛地揚起。343Please respect copyright.PENANAqxp2Xvf6ef
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「你們湊在這裡,就是為了討論政府多不靠譜?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAMr0GLc9h8i
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順著聲音望去,一名穿著輕便的女子拖著裝滿戰利品的行李箱,偕同一名古風Coser朝他們走來。343Please respect copyright.PENANAh3yWD6jYmt
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見慣了神君仙子們古風翩然、仙氣十足的裝扮,前清塵對古裝的審美觀也嗖嗖嗖的提升不止一個層次,饒是如此,她依然在心裡贊歎,先不說臉,單說那套古風十足,跟天上神仙有得一拼Cos裝,專業兩字絕對跑不了。343Please respect copyright.PENANAAUKemGCJBn
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這麼一個要臉有臉,要身材有身材,裝扮很專業的Coser,怎麼會沒人圍觀拍照?343Please respect copyright.PENANAXcX2YJBK9O
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哪怕不知道對方Cos哪部作品,什麼角色,在這麼一個顏值即是正義的時代,衝著那張臉,怎麼也不應該被忽視啊!343Please respect copyright.PENANAQHAI7727ad
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察覺到前清塵充滿疑問的目光,女子略微挑眉,毫不顧忌的以拇指比向身邊的古風Coser,「妳看得到他?」343Please respect copyright.PENANA8MNOcKIFUc
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話是問句,意思卻是肯定句。343Please respect copyright.PENANA50jgEnkJBb
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沒看過豬走路,也吃過豬肉,還未登仙前,各種靈異恐怖片看透透的前清塵大腦飛快的運轉,古裝,不是每個人都看得見的存在,這分明是年代已久的古中厲鬼!她猛地倒抽了一口涼氣,「阿……阿……」343Please respect copyright.PENANAkdwzgwWWH5
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最後一個飄字還沒來得及說出口,天魔已經捂住她的嘴。343Please respect copyright.PENANA16od6nY2Gj
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“ 乖,那可不是阿飄能比的。”天魔固然阻止了前清塵即將作死的發言,也沒有為她解惑的打算,只是似笑非笑的看向墨濯雨,“ 把這種級別的存在往同人會場帶,好大膽子。”343Please respect copyright.PENANAUlgwiyT6Ib
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墨濯雨眉也不皺的低語,“ 戰神都沒開口,輪得到我管?”343Please respect copyright.PENANAbMFXzckC7H
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明明是兩人間的對話,戰神平靜到有些古井無波的嗓音驀地揚起,“我聽見了。”343Please respect copyright.PENANAgkFlPZxxX0
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聽見,但是沒打算管就是了。343Please respect copyright.PENANA2UpZA2VADO
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一路聽下來的前清塵猛地發覺,不管是天魔,還是戰神,就連墨濯雨也不曾開口說話,她聽到的對話……莫非是神通?343Please respect copyright.PENANAsPLkI3xGfA
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她帶著幾分試探與懷疑的詢問,“和長途連線一個道理?”343Please respect copyright.PENANA29m9IC5eh4
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天魔神色慈愛的摸了摸她的頭,“是啊!”343Please respect copyright.PENANAzqurySiwrS
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前清塵眼角微抽。343Please respect copyright.PENANAEEyZfdT2NY
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她已經放棄探索,這到底是怎樣的原理,套句仙友說的話,這是神通,不能用常理判斷,只是……343Please respect copyright.PENANABvfZuLnXPH
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天魔到底想捂著她的嘴到何時?343Please respect copyright.PENANAF6RhE8XGQi
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憋屈的大熊貓還來不及炸毛,另外一道低沉穩重,宛如山靈鐘嶽的嗓音悠悠響起,“我也聽見了。 ”343Please respect copyright.PENANAchBiRTdkzs
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一瞬間,所有人的目光,全都移到古風Coser身上。343Please respect copyright.PENANAdQYLYaAmkc
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尷尬了。343Please respect copyright.PENANA97rH0Lqfms
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真的尷尬了。343Please respect copyright.PENANA6SpXPWTEah
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至少前清塵是這樣認為,還有什麼比私下八卦當事人,結果被對方聽見更加尷尬的事?沒等他們尷尬完,拎著行李箱的女子不以為意的開口,「沒事,妳不是第一個把他當阿飄的人,我也曾經把他當成鬼王。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAf1VjoDRvA2
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和幾位神仙天魔的神通不同,女子是貨真價實的開口說話。343Please respect copyright.PENANADXwsWBnx2V
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幾位仙君大神是何想法,前清塵不知道,如果換作她,就只能是一個大寫的尷尬,畢竟,前頭至少還是神通間互相抓包的故事,現在的情況根本就是……原本以為是小夥伴間愉快的私人聊天室,沒想到,居然是個未加密的公開頻道。343Please respect copyright.PENANA9EjjDuuCyz
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大家都聽得到,還搞什麼神通對談喔!343Please respect copyright.PENANA7lrez7nnZo
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等等,大家都聽得到?343Please respect copyright.PENANAdZfbESlHqi
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在場的全都不是人嗎?343Please respect copyright.PENANAh1vIer39xv
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前清塵心裡剛浮現這樣的疑問,將手自她嘴上移開的天魔指了指站在對面的戰神與墨濯雨,「神仙、神仙。」接著,天魔指向古風Coser,「古神……」他頓了頓,附在前清塵耳際低語,「大概跟西王母那群一樣老。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAg0phgH6yHF
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「這麼老?」聽到這,前清塵忍不住嘀咕了一句,「所以那身古裝不是Cos,是本色演出?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAf8xYD882jP
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明顯低估大熊貓作死本事的天魔先是一愣,旋即無視那句感言,有些猶豫,不太肯定的回答她後面那個問題,「也許?」彷彿擔心前清塵會再語不驚人、死不休的說些什麼,天魔指著最後那名拖著行李箱的女子,「他的巫覡。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAFKPK91lqvC
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俗話說,打人不打臉,捅人不捅心。343Please respect copyright.PENANAs3O38wRg7f
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天魔顯然不走這個路線,捅人的同時,還得插上誅心一箭才痛快,「嗯,現在不是了。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAXufwcrHx51
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古老神靈跟巫覡間出了啥事,前清塵不清楚,可她知道,那位實際年齡有待考證的上古大神神情未變,氣勢卻明顯有所改變。343Please respect copyright.PENANALVnJEn09y4
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曾經以為,威壓什麼的,不過是小說動漫才會出現的東西,現實根本不可能存在的前清塵,無端體會了一次威壓的感覺。343Please respect copyright.PENANA7Sgacslt2L
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主要的威壓對象不是她,她依然有些承受不住。343Please respect copyright.PENANArQZFFaKvOV
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向來能屈能伸的前仙子,再度展現自己毫無節操的精神,悄悄的、緩緩的挪動腳步,朝戰神靠過去。343Please respect copyright.PENANAAtJyK85J43
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察覺到前清塵小動作的天魔也不阻止,笑盈盈的看她湊到戰神身邊,說出使古神威壓更上一層次的話語,「怎麼,現在連說實話都不行了?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAP5ZRxPXYQQ
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戰神和墨仙君是否扛得住,前清塵不知道,但她很清楚,自己快跪了!343Please respect copyright.PENANAuZBw3DohFG
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眼看著新科仙子即將上演五體投地,戰神終於伸手扶了她一把,沒等前清塵給他一個充滿感謝的眼神,古井無波的嗓音已然揚起,「現在知道天魔靠不住了?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAtwl9QfXaze
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好不容易被戰神罩了一回,終於擺脫古神威壓的前清塵就是個記不住教訓的傢伙,聽見這個和送命題沒有兩樣的問題,依然沒有想起自己是怎麼被三尖兩刃槍掛著遊街示眾的往事,下意識的回答,「很好,很棒,不愧是我喜歡的妖豔賤貨。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAn0JICI0JLM
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向來和心慈手軟扯不上關係的戰神一聲冷笑,毫不猶豫的鬆手,讓前仙子再次沐浴在古神威壓之中。343Please respect copyright.PENANAgxf6MOWmb2
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再次被威壓到不能自己的前清塵眼中滿是控訴,「沒想到,你是這樣的戰神!」343Please respect copyright.PENANAHzWAmQSjeE
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按照她的預想,戰神頂多呵呵兩聲作為回應,畢竟這是人間,動用三尖兩刃槍的機會不大,她料到了開頭卻沒猜到結局。343Please respect copyright.PENANA0EjcyPhG0n
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雙手環胸的戰神冷呵一聲,慢條斯理的開口,「信不信,我可以更冷酷無情?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAIed9I5Wb3w
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前清塵目瞪口呆的看著戰神,連自己還扛著威壓都忘了。343Please respect copyright.PENANAcmtwfelo6F
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天魔拿錯劇本就算了,他本來就是戲精般的存在,說不定還是詐騙的老祖宗,但是戰神是什麼人?那是一言不合,三尖兩刃槍就上手,動起手來,完全不管對方是誰的狠角色,這樣一位大佬居然也跟著拿錯劇本?343Please respect copyright.PENANA66SS3Kf0CR
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嚇死人了!343Please respect copyright.PENANAkbkeGPjiJZ
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驚愕的也許不是只有前清塵,就連威壓到一半的古神也停下動作,連同天魔、墨濁雨一塊看向戰神。343Please respect copyright.PENANA0JI1L5wJO7
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戰神不為所動的冷呵。343Please respect copyright.PENANAAeZNfd0oi9
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過度震驚,以至於有些恍惚的前仙子下意識開口,「你殘酷,你無情,你不講道理?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAcZLU0c562t
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人間職業為出版社編輯,再狗血的小說對白都看過,甚至親身開了馬甲,網路連載修真小說的墨濯雨率先回神,看向前清塵的目光,多了幾分真心實意的佩服。343Please respect copyright.PENANAUcx0c9yXeH
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敢和戰神玩狗血梗的,她絕對是第一個,也是最後一個……343Please respect copyright.PENANAlFtnnYEbyL
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彷彿是嫌情況不夠複雜,由始至終被排除在威壓之外,壓根沒她什麼事,全程專注滑手機的李靉突然抬頭,一改方才平易近人,狂氣囂然,「是誰?」343Please respect copyright.PENANA8SJ2UUgKuT
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「對吾神不敬之徒。」343Please respect copyright.PENANA7C9GJ3AQ2S
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驀然改變的,不僅是神態語氣,還有不需言語也能清楚感受的狂熱與崇敬,宛如細針般,不斷刺激著神經。343Please respect copyright.PENANAmTaDp5xYEq
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那是李靉,卻又不是李靉。343Please respect copyright.PENANA33iPNY2ldg
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面對這種意外中的意外,原本置身事外,偶爾煽風點火的墨濯雨,神情瞬間變得有些精彩,就連眼角也微微抽動,「居然跑出來了……」343Please respect copyright.PENANAWiB8uIkrqw
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那個巫覡。343Please respect copyright.PENANACAOsYMC4pm
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前清塵一直認為,巫覡與乩童、乩身是差不多的存在,就算換個方式形容,也和靈媒、薩滿沒有太大區別。343Please respect copyright.PENANAiqzpkbyh32
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出生在臺灣這塊擁有多元信仰的土地,哪怕沒有什麼信仰,前清塵也能接觸到各式各樣的宗教,不管是佛教道教、密宗神道,就連遠洋而來的天主教、基督教,也在這片土地得到足夠的發展空間。343Please respect copyright.PENANA3WkCaWQYds
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除非涉及詐騙或是其他不法行為,沒有人會因為宗教信仰的不同被抓進監獄。343Please respect copyright.PENANAzgXJXhQyTR
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按理來說,生活在這樣的環境裡,前清塵哪怕不是什麼虔誠信徒,也該有著一定程度的瞭解,然而,這只是個錯覺。343Please respect copyright.PENANAtGV9xamBoV
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她知道神明出巡的大型繞境活動,也知道宛如流水席般的建醮。343Please respect copyright.PENANA2MPPMpX4SU
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扣除這些,她對這一切顯得過於漠然,能說出四月一日清明節、七月七日鬼門開、九月九日重陽節,就已經相當了不得了。343Please respect copyright.PENANAvK7wmOET0n
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就是對大熊貓頗為寵愛的天魔也感到詫異。343Please respect copyright.PENANAdGXBrKuJq3
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這傢伙到底是怎麼長大的?343Please respect copyright.PENANAzT2fRbgL0H
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這可是個自由國度!343Please respect copyright.PENANADrj6DV0sYk
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處處都是廟宇教會喔!343Please respect copyright.PENANARIhSJHn8Gj
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相較之下,早就知道她是什麼德性,放棄與她較真的戰神顯得淡定無比。343Please respect copyright.PENANArJb0VB9Ig9
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前清塵登入仙籍是鐵板板的事實,至於中間過程,還是裡頭變數,戰神一點都不想去思考追究。343Please respect copyright.PENANAos9I9azStM
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人在天宮就好。343Please respect copyright.PENANAQk6djwFEYX
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只要不被天魔挖角,其他全都不是問題。343Please respect copyright.PENANASvOt9mJZyB
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戰神嚴厲之中帶著無為而治的放任,讓前清塵宛如七月半鴨子的膽量往前躍進一大階段,面對即將現身的巫覡,她抱持著樂觀的態度,只差沒去弄桶爆米花。343Please respect copyright.PENANANXUiZQCpUr
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事實證明,前清塵還是太過天真。343Please respect copyright.PENANAwmeRZPtMzN
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李靉的變化只在一瞬間,但已經足夠讓在場的神仙天魔有所察覺,除了前清塵,她並沒有意識到,即將出現在他們面前的是怎樣的存在。343Please respect copyright.PENANAHcplj5nbRH
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直到那一刻,她才猛地驚覺,自己錯的離譜。343Please respect copyright.PENANA63tAjqYDW6
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所謂的巫覡,根本不是什麼良善的存在,至少,這個巫覡不是!343Please respect copyright.PENANAkhgv3gjRCh
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乩童和巫覡兩者侍奉的神明原本就不是同一類型,底頭侍奉的人,不論是出發點,還是著重方向也不相同。343Please respect copyright.PENANAE7GXnIMKVE
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如果說,經過漫長歷史演化,今日的乩身是神明慈悲的象徵,主要為信眾開解疑難雜症,消災解厄積功德。343Please respect copyright.PENANATpgMkVT2eG
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最初的巫覡,則是單純侍奉鬼神。343Please respect copyright.PENANAe3SdcUnDLx
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不為己悲,不為己喜。343Please respect copyright.PENANAyQxkwYTXku
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全心全意侍奉鬼神,尊崇鬼神旨意。343Please respect copyright.PENANAXF4n1WEIf5
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除去鬼神,眼中再無他物。343Please respect copyright.PENANATZ3LxsCN5u
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「不妙啊!」僅僅一眼,前清塵就清楚感受到其中差異,她甚至很直觀的感受到,只要有個行差踏錯,對方絕對會動手。343Please respect copyright.PENANAVDAxb0bgsg
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法律人倫什麼的,根本不重要,巫覡眼裡,只有自己信奉追隨的鬼神。343Please respect copyright.PENANAPTh1K3D64I
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狂信徒?343Please respect copyright.PENANARtBs8KV5x4
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這還太客氣了,一點也不足以形容對方。343Please respect copyright.PENANAglpzYtZ8j6
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墨仙君顯然有著相同見解,冷汗順著他俊逸的臉頰流下,他也沒吭過一聲,甚至是更加蓄意的降低自身存在感。343Please respect copyright.PENANA7MrScpZ3IL
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再扣掉不動如山,彷彿入定的戰神。343Please respect copyright.PENANADNHZbAcSCJ
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前清塵悲催的發現,自己可能是最有機率引起對方注意的一個,尤其是,她確實說過古神很老……343Please respect copyright.PENANAU5gTcWapcf
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秋後算帳跑不掉了!343Please respect copyright.PENANAye4aydVgtx
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就在前清塵攪盡腦汁,意圖自救的時候,沉默到讓人幾乎忘記他存在的天魔,一個跨步向前,眸帶亮光,「好棒的巫覡。」343Please respect copyright.PENANADYmoFYixLH
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這句感嘆真心實意。343Please respect copyright.PENANAbo3Tqxc5az
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真摯到讓人忍不住多看他一眼。343Please respect copyright.PENANAyjNY67GHmB
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頂着眾人彷彿覺得他腦子壞掉的目光,天魔拿著不知從哪掏出的名片,遞到巫覡面前,誠意無比的開口,「妳好,有跳槽的打算嗎?」343Please respect copyright.PENANAtlm6Dxp9HX
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「我們待遇很好,真的很好。」343Please respect copyright.PENANAsZVZCcnKLa
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「考慮看看?」343Please respect copyright.PENANApxsyuf0GB7
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隨文附上由燈貓所繪,文內提到的戰神本封面,歡迎至痞客邦觀圖。343Please respect copyright.PENANABUqOEixGdz
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清塵果然是用生命在作死。343Please respect copyright.PENANAcyQMm48Fx4