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各種老師
ENTRY #10
Author: 紫兔
Published:
Sep 24, 2019
各種老師
Published:
Sep 24, 2019
ENTRY #10
可愛的老師們（舉兩個）
Author: 紫兔
Published:
Sep 24, 2019
1 Min Read
242 Words
No Plagiarism!jxFNwoTaLbgjy7dxn709posted on PＥNAＮＡ

1.國中國文老師

下午第一節的我們，在老師的催眠曲中昏昏欲睡，此時老師突然調大了音量。

「想睡覺的同學！！起來看老師這邊！」

大家紛紛抬頭...

「來一起做這個！泰山ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ猛男<(*ΦωΦ*)>（找不太到很像的顏文字）」

同學們：ヽ(´ཀ`」∠) 彡3

2.高中數學老師

老師是一位差不多50歲的男老師，他很貪吃，但是有三高，所以很多食物都被限制不能吃。

老師第一堂課說：「同學們，如果數學離及格線差幾分，只要給我食物，我就幫你們加分。」

此時，同學拿出今天的點心，葡萄，大聲的對老師說：「老師！我請你吃葡萄！！！」

老師瞬間變臉，對那同學說：「不要給我葡萄，以後給我葡萄這類糖尿病的病患不能吃的水果，我就把你們當掉。」

同學們：要討好老師真難(￣- ￣|‖)

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