「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG95YfJSLQ
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjiIO3g4Zi
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPf1M4Ilbtm
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJkfan6SSl
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SHIT！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpfw27wOFk
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiHBkp7bVB
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEwQypfDt8
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我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzSABugtZr
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj41KvWjFL
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我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGRj4bXxVY
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「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ3F0Q5eC7
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXryBc1KwqI
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一陣溫暖。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqbUEqd8F9
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3thSq53BcB
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq4hTwG8VB
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgukizntJct
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轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dU0KaXui3
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmizv9WQFu
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpQumH8sYv
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gg0LfMXQW
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難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKTHDeSwBm
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好像不太禮貌。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTHvMITb42
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我決定正常一點。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9m33Jj21g
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「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y02fMvWMt
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她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIskWi9eFpk
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v5oHdlL0G
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyoNCrzbgr
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qpse8kI2Z
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不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF19nXwalJ
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTgIuGRSvB
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QMilGOc1L
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDIO85gRmV
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSppZN3Z9yD
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「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjlJ4AcoGt
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3kAwxAoLj
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuydTvRWyW
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「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YV9y8XV0C
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadFdHoHzzp
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iwFJFjs6K
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20SLGHU1tt
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突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mtbP4dIFB
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9io32O9rsi
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或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBELOKoqi9
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我說了一個笑話。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZMuX9knHt
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM6hywjoW5
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「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mFOvi7XAz
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她：「……」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVHYkxhhXb
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我：「……」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhUlfm40Jr
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毒撚最忌有自信。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhDDTWhc6F
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這話是可信的。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2cTI3T32f
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU4nk7mU2c
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog9lGQXzRG
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