「喂,我問你啊,望夠未啊?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAdlBx2QxkLH
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因為她太漂亮,我竟然又看得出神,看呆了,唯有急忙應對:「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩?」547Please respect copyright.PENANA1RIwwkmap1
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我發覺,我驚到口齒不清,完全不知自己在說什麼!!!!!547Please respect copyright.PENANA8SLO15IOXx
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其實我真正想說的是:「小姐,你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒,唔驚咩?」547Please respect copyright.PENANA2tSBsrg8BL
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SHIT!547Please respect copyright.PENANAVHJBXhe7w3
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「你講乜鬼野啊?想打啊?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAQRK3WPp0DG
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糟了,她好像有點生氣了,眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。547Please respect copyright.PENANAfjNsCkLOKP
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我舉起雙手,表示無惡意的,然後勸她冷靜點說:「你撚定D先!」547Please respect copyright.PENANAiGQMNyMQ2N
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咦!?怎麼聽起來怪怪的??547Please respect copyright.PENANAD5zvRZenAa
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我說,舌頭,你能不能爭氣點啊?547Please respect copyright.PENANAxtlLt16aTH
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「頂你啊!你真係博打!」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身,(這時我發現她還不算太矮,我只高她半個頭)然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖,舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來!547Please respect copyright.PENANAw9K5LBcrHf
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼,等了數秒,卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……547Please respect copyright.PENANAu6J2Pm0BOF
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一陣溫暖。547Please respect copyright.PENANAvn7tMRjhGA
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不是你們想那些,你們錯了,她沒有抱著我,反而她蹲下了。547Please respect copyright.PENANAoeuN961GTB
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。547Please respect copyright.PENANA0AmyvhiXC2
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」547Please respect copyright.PENANAmQhJ64lGgr
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轉眼間,我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。547Please respect copyright.PENANA7DEauuQKa7
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡,我能親身感受到那種溫暖。547Please respect copyright.PENANAkx6Cp8tn6r
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想不到,我跟這個美麗的女孩,這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。547Please respect copyright.PENANAfNS6OYVRJo
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這個時候,能說什麼呢?547Please respect copyright.PENANAazeBXiPFjK
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難道說:「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔,啲菜都未咬爛哂……」547Please respect copyright.PENANAy7GUcOXVAV
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好像不太禮貌。547Please respect copyright.PENANARurDmooHv0
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我決定正常一點。547Please respect copyright.PENANAy9bZuHqabN
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「無事嘛,小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。547Please respect copyright.PENANACtr6AkpnAP
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她接過紙巾,說了聲謝謝,就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」547Please respect copyright.PENANAbFOMBxjK2b
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我就這樣,站著,被她嘔得滿鞋都是。547Please respect copyright.PENANAjf6M9yBNoq
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。547Please respect copyright.PENANA0uKYnrYLjb
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過了一會,她似乎嘔完了,就站起身,望望我的鞋,好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句:「對唔住啊…..」547Please respect copyright.PENANAcm0JH6BcoI
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不不不不!怎會是妳的錯呢?547Please respect copyright.PENANANHSD95zAwd
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就在她冷靜之際,我便趁機向她解釋,我剛才那些說話的原意,幸好這次沒有口齒不清。547Please respect copyright.PENANAOgDkeZI7bO
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她聽到後,只有一個反應。547Please respect copyright.PENANAyScqgZutsa
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。547Please respect copyright.PENANAhELb2a0wL3
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAOrZUkGUEHq
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「蠢?哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說,此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我,我們對望了大概數秒。547Please respect copyright.PENANA5kJkqtuO37
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然後,她就彎下腰,繼續笑過不停。 547Please respect copyright.PENANA3JE4AJ02Vl
「哎呀,痴線,笑死我啦,你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAJcu92EKVRN
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「蘑菇?」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」,正常應該會把場面冷結了起來,不過其實我是有原因的,她再這樣笑下去,我相信她會笑死,唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。547Please respect copyright.PENANAQBRO0pq7MQ
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可是,場面沒有預期中的冷卻,她反而笑得更厲害,誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來,笑得更大聲。547Please respect copyright.PENANAjFw5WKXAnp
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈,蘑咩菇,無辜啊!哈哈哈哈,啊!好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。547Please respect copyright.PENANAni8xQxIjJB
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人,但她的反應,讓我滿有成功感!547Please respect copyright.PENANAPYyW5tWOvy
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突然,我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。547Please respect copyright.PENANANEdIOVOsPp
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。547Please respect copyright.PENANAO8GbgE1XTt
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或許是剛才的幻想,是我充滿自信,以為自己是搞笑高手,便做了餘生都會後悔的事。547Please respect copyright.PENANADfm0tQqBJ4
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我說了一個笑話。547Please respect copyright.PENANAc7M1ytHLGZ
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我以為自己說話不會冷場,後來回憶返,我真是他媽的天真。547Please respect copyright.PENANAveyDl9UwBW
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「好笑咩,咁你仲有無聽過。有一日,小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話,佢爸爸就暈左,知唔知點解?因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」547Please respect copyright.PENANAfLkwbaD9M7
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她:「……」547Please respect copyright.PENANAo8xfw2im07
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我:「……」547Please respect copyright.PENANAGP6bZ0Z8OF
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毒撚最忌有自信。547Please respect copyright.PENANAhZEZg6Tvv9
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這話是可信的。547Please respect copyright.PENANADM2ZcFR2RA
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」547Please respect copyright.PENANAWGVu6F9Wd2
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了,一切思緒、呼吸和心跳,讓我無法正常運作。」547Please respect copyright.PENANA6lcOIv2TRR
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