「喂,我問你啊,望夠未啊?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAkxARand0nX
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因為她太漂亮,我竟然又看得出神,看呆了,唯有急忙應對:「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAPBDCXRCxYA
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我發覺,我驚到口齒不清,完全不知自己在說什麼!!!!!543Please respect copyright.PENANAoU7Qg80GJA
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其實我真正想說的是:「小姐,你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒,唔驚咩?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAXB96WYMmqE
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SHIT!543Please respect copyright.PENANAVeUSOTceHc
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「你講乜鬼野啊?想打啊?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAgx2CQa6Ukp
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糟了,她好像有點生氣了,眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。543Please respect copyright.PENANA5XwStXDAtM
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我舉起雙手,表示無惡意的,然後勸她冷靜點說:「你撚定D先!」543Please respect copyright.PENANALjDmlUz1QS
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咦!?怎麼聽起來怪怪的??543Please respect copyright.PENANAz4KTPglQHE
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我說,舌頭,你能不能爭氣點啊?543Please respect copyright.PENANAsPcLhpkuLB
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「頂你啊!你真係博打!」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身,(這時我發現她還不算太矮,我只高她半個頭)然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖,舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來!543Please respect copyright.PENANAW6Vsf5qap0
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼,等了數秒,卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……543Please respect copyright.PENANAhwrdI9LhrK
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一陣溫暖。543Please respect copyright.PENANABrfCnrnm2k
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不是你們想那些,你們錯了,她沒有抱著我,反而她蹲下了。543Please respect copyright.PENANAwttCzkYXin
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。543Please respect copyright.PENANAGoJK6Aufpi
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」543Please respect copyright.PENANAt4fP0ymf6V
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轉眼間,我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。543Please respect copyright.PENANAicUeJ7R0Pp
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡,我能親身感受到那種溫暖。543Please respect copyright.PENANAdaF0vkvuWd
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想不到,我跟這個美麗的女孩,這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。543Please respect copyright.PENANAnymhAHYKdT
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這個時候,能說什麼呢?543Please respect copyright.PENANAID7CEsQlN1
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難道說:「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔,啲菜都未咬爛哂……」543Please respect copyright.PENANAtekWPHat2D
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好像不太禮貌。543Please respect copyright.PENANAB03CHDrlck
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我決定正常一點。543Please respect copyright.PENANAzZZezRtht0
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「無事嘛,小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。543Please respect copyright.PENANANTdybLffY1
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她接過紙巾,說了聲謝謝,就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」543Please respect copyright.PENANAv9k0w7liUS
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我就這樣,站著,被她嘔得滿鞋都是。543Please respect copyright.PENANALmvoCL5dmc
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。543Please respect copyright.PENANAzLKW012mvM
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過了一會,她似乎嘔完了,就站起身,望望我的鞋,好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句:「對唔住啊…..」543Please respect copyright.PENANA8Wz0qgca17
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不不不不!怎會是妳的錯呢?543Please respect copyright.PENANAaxjXcbfw0R
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就在她冷靜之際,我便趁機向她解釋,我剛才那些說話的原意,幸好這次沒有口齒不清。543Please respect copyright.PENANAcUtmbFlf9D
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她聽到後,只有一個反應。543Please respect copyright.PENANA6uisxIPKR6
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。543Please respect copyright.PENANAOLzid6Q76r
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAFzQWF8xOdY
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「蠢?哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說,此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我,我們對望了大概數秒。543Please respect copyright.PENANA8m3maG2Gwl
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然後,她就彎下腰,繼續笑過不停。 543Please respect copyright.PENANAcugAWkSqph
「哎呀,痴線,笑死我啦,你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無?」543Please respect copyright.PENANALzXHTZFDcb
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「蘑菇?」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」,正常應該會把場面冷結了起來,不過其實我是有原因的,她再這樣笑下去,我相信她會笑死,唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。543Please respect copyright.PENANATHQeVe6Uqm
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可是,場面沒有預期中的冷卻,她反而笑得更厲害,誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來,笑得更大聲。543Please respect copyright.PENANAwZJ800sDJ4
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈,蘑咩菇,無辜啊!哈哈哈哈,啊!好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。543Please respect copyright.PENANAWvXh05r4qJ
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人,但她的反應,讓我滿有成功感!543Please respect copyright.PENANAMr207c6trU
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突然,我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。543Please respect copyright.PENANAnJLKJH9Fk5
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。543Please respect copyright.PENANA37kMcTiNJp
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或許是剛才的幻想,是我充滿自信,以為自己是搞笑高手,便做了餘生都會後悔的事。543Please respect copyright.PENANAHPHD6L02po
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我說了一個笑話。543Please respect copyright.PENANA4NKYmgpS0o
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我以為自己說話不會冷場,後來回憶返,我真是他媽的天真。543Please respect copyright.PENANAjI5QQzFBFE
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「好笑咩,咁你仲有無聽過。有一日,小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話,佢爸爸就暈左,知唔知點解?因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」543Please respect copyright.PENANA3ydMT9Up5Z
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她:「……」543Please respect copyright.PENANAUTEC4oSuka
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我:「……」543Please respect copyright.PENANAq4HZc4s7Ek
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毒撚最忌有自信。543Please respect copyright.PENANACNlDNsDd41
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這話是可信的。543Please respect copyright.PENANANqOauF4yMr
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」543Please respect copyright.PENANArKzXjkiqWQ
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了,一切思緒、呼吸和心跳,讓我無法正常運作。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAiOeFMDxM6G
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