「喂,我問你啊,望夠未啊?」794Please respect copyright.PENANANHwnpV0P0W
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因為她太漂亮,我竟然又看得出神,看呆了,唯有急忙應對:「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩?」794Please respect copyright.PENANAfaFjfHLp3S
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我發覺,我驚到口齒不清,完全不知自己在說什麼!!!!!794Please respect copyright.PENANAdVXepeE8SF
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其實我真正想說的是:「小姐,你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒,唔驚咩?」794Please respect copyright.PENANA3E1T2q1MWX
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SHIT!794Please respect copyright.PENANAwPwQSf5x4N
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「你講乜鬼野啊?想打啊?」794Please respect copyright.PENANA9PUat8baPC
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糟了,她好像有點生氣了,眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。794Please respect copyright.PENANAReKImtHhbK
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我舉起雙手,表示無惡意的,然後勸她冷靜點說:「你撚定D先!」794Please respect copyright.PENANAXoCGMFzGtC
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咦!?怎麼聽起來怪怪的??794Please respect copyright.PENANAF3A8TwfRdX
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我說,舌頭,你能不能爭氣點啊?794Please respect copyright.PENANAjvIArQBq2u
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「頂你啊!你真係博打!」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身,(這時我發現她還不算太矮,我只高她半個頭)然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖,舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來!794Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3beArYxIN
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼,等了數秒,卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……794Please respect copyright.PENANAV1ueeSzOAU
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一陣溫暖。794Please respect copyright.PENANAEC4S3dZjHc
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不是你們想那些,你們錯了,她沒有抱著我,反而她蹲下了。794Please respect copyright.PENANAmB95dvpM1g
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。794Please respect copyright.PENANA2FWLWYZvxw
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」794Please respect copyright.PENANA24RcQ14UBy
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轉眼間,我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。794Please respect copyright.PENANAmBczFr7ATB
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡,我能親身感受到那種溫暖。794Please respect copyright.PENANAH7SF24GdBj
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想不到,我跟這個美麗的女孩,這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。794Please respect copyright.PENANA1DN6ZxaKiC
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這個時候,能說什麼呢?794Please respect copyright.PENANAkELfgIgVP5
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難道說:「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔,啲菜都未咬爛哂……」794Please respect copyright.PENANAEGPYYek3oL
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好像不太禮貌。794Please respect copyright.PENANAq3sOX7CRsQ
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我決定正常一點。794Please respect copyright.PENANAcZhtEZXGxq
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「無事嘛,小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。794Please respect copyright.PENANAzse13uXie8
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她接過紙巾,說了聲謝謝,就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」794Please respect copyright.PENANAM9uHsNlXrZ
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我就這樣,站著,被她嘔得滿鞋都是。794Please respect copyright.PENANACrZ8n1SKlm
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。794Please respect copyright.PENANAQJAkk7KHmd
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過了一會,她似乎嘔完了,就站起身,望望我的鞋,好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句:「對唔住啊…..」794Please respect copyright.PENANAGiRwdQIYBJ
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不不不不!怎會是妳的錯呢?794Please respect copyright.PENANA7MIo8oeSqR
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就在她冷靜之際,我便趁機向她解釋,我剛才那些說話的原意,幸好這次沒有口齒不清。794Please respect copyright.PENANAG7NQBecdR4
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她聽到後,只有一個反應。794Please respect copyright.PENANAwPeLNUZYWV
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。794Please respect copyright.PENANAKEYv4THV5g
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」794Please respect copyright.PENANALHdhK9jK11
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「蠢?哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說,此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我,我們對望了大概數秒。794Please respect copyright.PENANAQAEFpOtdxU
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然後,她就彎下腰,繼續笑過不停。 794Please respect copyright.PENANAGimttCIcL3
「哎呀,痴線,笑死我啦,你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無?」794Please respect copyright.PENANA7AwchRaVvv
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「蘑菇?」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」,正常應該會把場面冷結了起來,不過其實我是有原因的,她再這樣笑下去,我相信她會笑死,唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。794Please respect copyright.PENANA5m4ZP47KNd
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可是,場面沒有預期中的冷卻,她反而笑得更厲害,誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來,笑得更大聲。794Please respect copyright.PENANAPv16wBa71c
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈,蘑咩菇,無辜啊!哈哈哈哈,啊!好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。794Please respect copyright.PENANAW0HLUFDfXf
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人,但她的反應,讓我滿有成功感!794Please respect copyright.PENANAGphBoDbNgC
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突然,我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。794Please respect copyright.PENANAsp0oKTFqY2
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。794Please respect copyright.PENANAkDwhwOwm8d
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或許是剛才的幻想,是我充滿自信,以為自己是搞笑高手,便做了餘生都會後悔的事。794Please respect copyright.PENANAaIsn3uqQwC
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我說了一個笑話。794Please respect copyright.PENANA9L1Rvi3z9I
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我以為自己說話不會冷場,後來回憶返,我真是他媽的天真。794Please respect copyright.PENANAbqP1557W0h
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「好笑咩,咁你仲有無聽過。有一日,小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話,佢爸爸就暈左,知唔知點解?因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」794Please respect copyright.PENANAMRypjJKf81
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她:「……」794Please respect copyright.PENANAqhEprLFnpl
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我:「……」794Please respect copyright.PENANAnd4me329Gm
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毒撚最忌有自信。794Please respect copyright.PENANA6vnRhWHvlz
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這話是可信的。794Please respect copyright.PENANAvcGWVZXM6x
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「哈哈哈哈,你點解咁蠢架?」794Please respect copyright.PENANAGmHKFYrv0b
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了,一切思緒、呼吸和心跳,讓我無法正常運作。」794Please respect copyright.PENANARgd3ZWUTPX
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