「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uqBIgffgi
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQjIKft0Gs
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhEvF0KfLn
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumqBF1IepS
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SHIT！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlrkiDnqos
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CogLlvUIm
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfchMz1yEN
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我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00CTEKU73t
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9ZnFVDNyP
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我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cj8VCfKNr
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「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBD7X5ilGD
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvejGArA8D
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一陣溫暖。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhflaEfxyG
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SS5aIZGo4
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z6GjdjEvY
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPs2oKYRa8
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轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPLnCRkOTW
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYvEuughV3
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfj8aDrGS2
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGc6aZLWhU9
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難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP0HH6hGpz
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好像不太禮貌。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeVcwWFIlx
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我決定正常一點。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXifbXIPvNo
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「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQvc4E51N0
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她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0Q3nGhXlM
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXHSbicwJw
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo36zJk8Xl
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6ZOvEgevk
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不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9np1gnoHn
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSHX4OMU9J
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq2rc09EE0
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy4XuwKZfm
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwyar40csk
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「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyLw5hr88k
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno26EyZEqh
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XSKr2OlnE
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「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnFegHHfAZ
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6THol4uwn
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziiMLAbsVK
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CwOecfImz
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突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B5WzIOFM1
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBdUXxR0U6
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或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQn5BC4Lt5
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我說了一個笑話。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3LgHhJcbW
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vAfZw32et
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「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspiCFTv8Fa
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她：「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5W2AGjXn8
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我：「……」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V04msXBcf
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毒撚最忌有自信。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGZgRAqNVW
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這話是可信的。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS2BvAN1LL
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79tqGoslV5
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Q0ZCg8dGO
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