「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHwnpV0P0W
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaFjfHLp3S
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVXepeE8SF
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E1T2q1MWX
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SHIT！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPwQSf5x4N
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dFqCRfvkY
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PUat8baPC
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReKImtHhbK
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmOxpYh3iU
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoCGMFzGtC
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb5iTmVDz5
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3A8TwfRdX
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOidemWphN
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvIArQBq2u
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH7SdxkaWT
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3beArYxIN
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOC5klFNyj
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1ueeSzOAU
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2nNECRCpM
一陣溫暖。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC4S3dZjHc
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pu7V1c8wF
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB95dvpM1g
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk6RhfA9QN
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FWLWYZvxw
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDNjJtnFl9
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24RcQ14UBy
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuuO7vvvku
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBczFr7ATB
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKPcjWRQ5H
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7SF24GdBj
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvr56y4N9c
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DN6ZxaKiC
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisDaoMHYa9
這個時候，能說什麼呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkELfgIgVP5
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjwHDKiMCi
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGPYYek3oL
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNccs4QxnF
好像不太禮貌。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3sOX7CRsQ
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n0TNF6YFx
我決定正常一點。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZhtEZXGxq
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPUnMDGHYD
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzse13uXie8
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDw8sRcLy5
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9uHsNlXrZ
794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoe2Y5WuXH
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrZ8n1SKlm
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRSl1ANWCF
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJAkk7KHmd
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDhLiHlfWZ
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiRwdQIYBJ
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUyIojC3cH
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MIo8oeSqR
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUp9PYVohb
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7NQBecdR4
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP057iyrHc
她聽到後，只有一個反應。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPeLNUZYWV
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekEqQhgQu2
楊千嬅式的喪笑。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEYv4THV5g
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcgkrwdqkU
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHdhK9jK11
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwuZrbhgtI
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAEFpOtdxU
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLH865B56N
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGimttCIcL3
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AwchRaVvv
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fbO3vm7Vv
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m4ZP47KNd
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY6edPle2Q
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv16wBa71c
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncZMCLQE74
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0HLUFDfXf
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSCBd6ANFA
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGphBoDbNgC
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0xSAxuaNQ
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp0oKTFqY2
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA5gdUSgNF
因為她笑的時候真的很美。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDwhwOwm8d
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTuqkf0Fdk
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIsn3uqQwC
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBXFlwXfP6
我說了一個笑話。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L1Rvi3z9I
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAV64SNx2B
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqP1557W0h
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3t2U64CBm
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRypjJKf81
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqpPZTEUao
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她：「……」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhEprLFnpl
 794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HE114w26D
我：「……」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd4me329Gm
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毒撚最忌有自信。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vnRhWHvlz
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這話是可信的。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcGWVZXM6x
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmHKFYrv0b
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgd3ZWUTPX
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