「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWsvOG1Edx
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDwvPH95ki
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE8Ru84kCq
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56bLkYxKAE
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P5z5Zmcdx
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「我聽唔明。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFEWG4H7HZ
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Rnp9VvKQS
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7MIDXduC5
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVPlxZSPnW
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這個原因，遲點會說。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cKRrlC3sO
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDrZbmA08P
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIJjRlt7YP
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp7chTTZmq
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4Hh3IXrLR
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupFbowMgQ7
事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YkxUOiljo
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenPH9S1MZj
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduzVCtLvTy
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61ghmHd22T
而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2K1wOOwn2
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPesp4CaaT
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucHntR2ioi
　578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw4g0HSYvs
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vs32g1kgl
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda6hEWM7Cv
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VfkeuFPNf
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYlzvqknTK
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hmiJupIVC
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfQJH8i6tD
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10IRa9AONe
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK3cutFZOq
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68kTuzhMu8
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMqU8Geuhx
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6Yd5m2kv9
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu1ozsOGA8
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tUpsH3Qf1
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxNKlmeMdL
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8dJJshyCh
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOY5q3RZES
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr6i9GQtvl
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUy60a9dnDy
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Qi7N73HyU
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbprT4Ogrf
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbfv2Z7mr7
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuEURJjJdc
世事往往難以預料。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPVTnxecOA
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw441TBPYCH
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqleAqhEgs
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlO2Seks7S
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQGQfEQbzG
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wKoZVenCo
是的，真的那麼剛好。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoGH78gi4t
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb9OAQyFBN
就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaPsvA9L9a
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj28JkWocH
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV87f6Bf3MH
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWM083HlAA
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMGUYsWXYf
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbYgNeXoOZ
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIJ6FhIupw
「你點先唔嬲啊？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWFrRMiTp8
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJZFWFSoSf
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3nYQh1SW0
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxdKzirYvZ
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lXJMHhLrO
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9mPYCRu8Y
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WQzso2t79
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimaxBgNub8
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIYQHZeYfH
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9iHWoooB7
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvP3M6guCT
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5ZixIURmj
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcXsOefjjL
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「唔信！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNEtHWGwgt
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVUBvpJnMk
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfjMEWy4Ux
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQRGYte156
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TeYrAz94M
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZE1zxq2lb
他又加了句，「除左妳。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nyWtiAGYs
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfvn2a8FAF
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbpcSoLCDA
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rcZyYD4A9
「咩點？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEUfQf3li0
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS841OYHt9W
「佢無打你咩？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpybdvFQ9dU
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrrkmWmU3m
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KFlemwur4
那麼奇怪？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQToQmKZ9E
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0K3iwrGBa
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ2cYAdln9
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCekSHab4B
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ0WYi5YtK
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQvu9v2wgN
「係咁就原諒你？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp48UGqSy8
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCYzeJh19C
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmMVTGHGJG
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0WW1Wug1L
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQrgQJqo2b
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkuNgMzHFU
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd56WUdYtRX
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算了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILJammFVG6
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGvf1CqRxY
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW0jSsbTdU
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8Erjj0mqO
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCRDvtBAaH
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTQe0ewNHV
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydmtA0HKUW
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqHerw4Xkm
或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZVXGeRZXd
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjglfP3XUx
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuyK8dmwef
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可是他……578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvZVwpnStn
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4BvmVirIP
我該怎麼說呢？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkdPABBy9V
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70dWBiqGXt
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL6NWfHdKF
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7SQ5Z5npM
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyMzVDl9Le
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雖然動機未明。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52RHPNLclI
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXxTIxn1eR
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPAuu4xpBC
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNDwAJeYum
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpDHjjQKQG
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzZeV2Tf4k
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbiXdUK81I
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOWC05sPM8
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYCspInO1B
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF1dZV00pR
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnfZm2JcVk
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nxzRKDsyL
而是「Chloe我幹你」。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjWEBiUu0c
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1LUk24evm
我說了，不原諒還好。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrbuS7txwO
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WRbyQo9WU
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtDf2CUQ26
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt6oWSpyaw
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44W3raNxDj
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YJw23IFpt
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafYxbhfa89
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WSfnTFES9
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliduuwmJ1d
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d8PtMZ5AO
所以？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ucWLyFuFO
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiBcPIc3r3
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P3SoJswNu
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPG1ZNVzpm
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI9H63joIW
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr53f3sXg5
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC2vj23sah
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ekk9jj9P1
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rJJ4CS5G9
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVRZiHWcIS
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85yhtDwsZz
 578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWdPc1g7TX
又回到我的故事。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtus13C6tV
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「望咩啫你。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcuMZ4JXOb
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