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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
ENTRY #45
Author: 冷卻的男孩
Published:
Sep 6, 2019
笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
Published:
Sep 6, 2019
ENTRY #45
人「渣」
Author: 冷卻的男孩
Published:
Sep 6, 2019
1 Min Read
98 Words
No Plagiarism!NKNeRycZrgO5kkbVpSgbposted on PＥNAＮＡ

有一天，小明在街市買了士多啤梨丶提子和蘋果。

在過第一條馬路時，士多啤梨被車輾扁，小明指著它説：「士多啤梨渣。」

在過第二條馬路時，提子被車輾扁，小明指著它説：「提子渣。」

在過第三條馬路時，小明被車輾扁，蘋果指著他説：「人渣。」

詞典：——渣=——的殘骸

216.73.216.236

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