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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
ENTRY #42
Author: 晨墨
Published:
Sep 4, 2019
笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
Published:
Sep 4, 2019
ENTRY #42
語錄
Author: 晨墨
Published:
Sep 4, 2019
1 Min Read
139 Words
No Plagiarism!mC0GRRYBLt6CvQbxLJ2Cposted on PＥNAＮＡ

1. 爺爺都是從孫子走過來的……

2. 我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死，但這該死的痛苦卻學會了游泳。

3. 不要等到人人都說你丑時才發現自己真的醜。

4. 如果多吃魚可以補腦讓人變聰明的話，那么我至少得吃一對兒鯨魚……

5. 夏天來了，天氣熱了，一群SB往北飛，一會兒排成個S字，一會兒排成個B字……

6. 你以為我會眼睜睜看著你去送死嗎?我會閉上眼睛的。

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