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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
ENTRY #33
Author: жж
Published:
Aug 22, 2019
笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
Published:
Aug 22, 2019
ENTRY #33
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Author: жж
Published:
Aug 22, 2019
1 Min Read
140 Words
No Plagiarism!Y7a4jjJ2LSK5PZpdMDX4posted on PＥNAＮＡ

警方：您是這起殺人案的嫌疑犯，請問貴姓大名？

我：父母取的

警方：父母取了什麼？

我：我的名字

警方：(嘆氣)你住在哪?

我：鄰居旁邊

警方：你鄰居住哪

我：我旁邊，那不然呢？

警方：你學歷到哪？正經一點。

我：到我念的學校

警方：你念到哪所學校啦快講

我：念到我的學歷

警方：你父母人在哪，認真答

我：光年之外🎶🎵

警方：(崩潰)#%&$&#%@這個人是神經病，殺人也只有無期徒刑啦淦！

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