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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
ENTRY #40
Author: 毛毛梨
Published:
Sep 4, 2019
笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
Published:
Sep 4, 2019
ENTRY #40
我在噗浪上看到的東西
Author: 毛毛梨
Published:
Sep 4, 2019
2 Mins Read
618 Words
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我在噗浪上看到的東西：

在公車上遇到兩個人在聊天。 感覺過程就如同一場脫口秀一般。 有一個是一直抖包袱的，另一個笑的合不攏嘴。 下收他們的聊天内容：

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A：你知道我再過兩個禮拜就要畢業了，家裡不給錢了。

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B：嗯哼。

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A：所以在強大的生存本能驅使之下我學自己做菜！

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B：蛤，做菜？

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A：維力炸醬拌飯！

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B: 

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A: 

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B：你是黃金傳說看多了嗎？

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A：這不能怪我喔，宿舍附近餐廳一直倒，剩貴的我也只能這樣。

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B：你總不會只吃飯吧？菜呢？

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A：會！我會做維力炸醬拌高麗菜！

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B一臉茫然

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B：你會吃肉嗎？

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A：對就是這個，我跟你說我最近也會——

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B：不准說維力炸醬拌肉。

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A一臉茫然

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B：你這個臉是？

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A：是拿熱水燙豬肉，然後拿起來用維カーー

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B：算了，那那些倒的店變成什麼了？

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A：夾娃娃機店啊，三間了，三間欸！

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A：但是還是不夠！ 

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B：蛤？ 不夠？ 

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A：這是我領悟到的！ 台灣人熱愛夾娃娃機！ 台灣人還喜歡什麼你知道嗎？  

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B: 

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A：珍珠奶茶！ 沒錯我畢業也要開一間夾娃娃機珍奶店！  

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B：十塊夾一杯珍奶起來？  

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A：十塊夾一顆珍珠起來！  

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B：太貴了啦！

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A：這樣還不夠！ 珍奶要配什麼？  

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B：..吸管？  

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A：雞排啦！  

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B：難怪你免役，胖

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A:

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B：好，你雞排怎麼做？

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A：首先把雞排用蒜頭什麼的醃好，醃一大盆丢進夾娃娃機裡面。

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B：還是生的你就要客人夾？

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A：出來的地方放麵衣那些，雞排掉下來剛剛好裹滿麵衣，之後再夾起來炸！

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B：保夾多少？

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A: 250 

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B：太貴了啦！

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A：喔真的，夾娃娃機的熱潮現在才開始

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B：你不要亂來，你不是已經很窮了嗎？

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A：我之前直屬學長更窮！

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B：你直屬不是一個怪人嗎？

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A：他之前窮到去圖書館借一本植物圖

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B：幹嘛？

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A：找山上能吃的草煮來吃！  

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B: 

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A：（翻手機）你看這是他煮的。  

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B：幹是真的喔！  

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A：你一直都在懷疑我喔。  

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B：從一開始就在懷疑你了。  

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A：煮飯那邊？  

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B：你再兩個禮拜我看也畢不了業。  

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A：你他ㄇ……

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