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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
ENTRY #35
Author: 貍貓糧
Published:
Aug 23, 2019
笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
Published:
Aug 23, 2019
ENTRY #35
#藥鳩(廣東話)
Author: 貍貓糧
Published:
Aug 23, 2019
1 Min Read
163 Words
No Plagiarism!z5EAPQZCjNv7cVmbydVVposted on PＥNAＮＡ

醫院

一名女護士正在病房工作

突然，一個50、60歲大叔問

「有冇嗰個#%？鳩啊？」

「請問我有咩可以幫到你？」護士心平氣和地問

「嗰個呢，一支支好長既#@%*鳩啊！」

護士即刻諗到啲奇怪野

「靚女啊，我真係忍不住啦，快D啦！」

護士有D扯火

「我唔理你要咩鳩乜鳩，你再吵我就大叫非禮！」

然後阿叔攞咗張藥紙比護士睇

「呢個#%@鳩啊！」

護士終於明白，係

止痕藥膏。

(大家明白嗎)

作者注：我不知道該怎麼換作國語，懂換作國語的人請幫幫我！

731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuKRAQruwE

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