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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
ENTRY #14
Author: 艾石克 Isaac Stone
Published:
Aug 12, 2019
笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
Published:
Aug 12, 2019
ENTRY #14
你老母個Ｘ
Author: 艾石克 Isaac Stone
Published:
Aug 12, 2019
1 Min Read
248 Words
No Plagiarism!V5KduHYsMqw837AWmWHdposted on PＥNAＮＡ

以下笑話改編自費玉清先生的笑話「你媽的B」。

（懂廣東話的才懂笑點，否則可看文末國語原文。）

正文：

幼稚園中，老師教小朋友學習英文單字。

老師說：「Length、Width、Height。」（長、闊、高的意思）

有個小朋友就是不念，老師不解。

小朋友回答：「我老母話唔可以講個height字，好粗俗。」

老師說：「你老母個height同老師個height唔同。你老母個height係用嚟鬧人，老師個height係畀老外用嘅。」（height的讀音跟廣東話女性生殖器發音相似。）

費玉清先生笑話原文：

幼稚園中，老師教小朋友學習英文字母。

老師說：「ABC……」

有個小朋友就是不念，老師不解。

小朋友回答：「我媽媽說B是不好的字眼，是罵人的。」

老師說：「你媽的B和老師的B不一樣。你媽的B是罵人的，老師的B是外國人在用的。」

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