「妈，我要吃饺子」
「脚趾？」妈疑惑的看着我，然后在往我指的地方看去，然后我看到妈拍了拍自己的小心脏「儿啊，娘以为你发神经了。」
「……」不是啊妈，妳怎么听的？
「老板娘我要两盒饺子，蒸的。」
老板娘诡异的看着我「饺子当然是真的啊，不然还有假的。」
「……」我的内心亿万只羊驼奔驰而过。
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冷笑話比拼
Published:
May 29, 2019
ENTRY #28
饺子
Author:
尧梵宫YFG
尧梵宫YFG
Published:
May 29, 2019
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