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冷笑話比拼
ENTRY #28
Author: 尧梵宫YFG
Published:
May 29, 2019
冷笑話比拼
Published:
May 29, 2019
ENTRY #28
饺子
Author: 尧梵宫YFG
Published:
May 29, 2019
1 Min Read
131 Words
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国庆日时我和妈出去找吃的，路过一个饺子店我停了下来

「妈，我要吃饺子」

「脚趾？」妈疑惑的看着我，然后在往我指的地方看去，然后我看到妈拍了拍自己的小心脏「儿啊，娘以为你发神经了。」

「……」不是啊妈，妳怎么听的？

「老板娘我要两盒饺子，蒸的。」

老板娘诡异的看着我「饺子当然是真的啊，不然还有假的。」

「……」我的内心亿万只羊驼奔驰而过。

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