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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #30
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jan 13, 2016
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jan 13, 2016
ISSUE #30
速龍的報應
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這篇內容可能比較血腥(？)

話說在舊公司裡某部門的男上司很像「速龍」。

大家都知道速龍長怎樣吧？他確是真人版速龍！步速超快+亂衝(根本借意撞女人T_T|||)、說話又快、動作又粗、小人得志、語無倫次。

可想而知速龍的人緣絕對不會很好，UNDER他的下屬基本都很討厭他！說到其中之厭好可能就是當他開關夾萬的時候。

只因他每次關門都超大力！每次都「彭、彭、彭」聲來嚇人！有下屬曾經向他軟性反映叫他要小心雙手。

終於，在某天下午，速龍又如常地大力關夾萬後不久，果然有如一條真人版速龍般在各人背後狂飆！走來走去的！不知幹嗎？

當時沒有人打算管他啦！反正此人不太正常！

直到速龍突然停下來向他秘書大叫：「幫我打999！」

那時大家才擰轉頭看看他發生何事？一看之下才發現地毯、椅背都散佈了血跡！

原來速龍有一節手指被留在夾萬裡了…

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Last updated: Sep 30, 2025
Total word count: 70,538
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