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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #270
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Mar 31, 2021
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Mar 31, 2021
ISSUE #270
掃不到
No Plagiarism!xWMvTf8OR6grnpLxfHR1posted on PＥNAＮＡ

剛才去某銀行辦點事又因疫情關係便自備了最普通的藍色原子筆。

意想不到在我簽完名後，職員跟我說：「哎喲~藍色不行，要用黑色。」

我驚訝的問為何？

他說：「因為我們的Scanner是掃不到藍色…」

我心想：「囧！什麼機器這麼屎？」

216.73.217.22

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Last updated: Sep 30, 2025
Total word count: 70,538
Total reading time: 235 Minutes
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