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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #191
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 26, 2018
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 26, 2018
ISSUE #191
咔啐情緣
No Plagiarism!WZs3OBHM16WWmmArqIxjposted on PＥNAＮＡ

咔~啐~

這裡就是什麼無聊檔次都會亂講，所以今日講的是「咔啐」(咳/吐痰聲)。

我一直以為咳痰是誰都會的，因為這是當人體受到病菌所襲時也有可能發生的動作，就算聲浪可控制，但當痰這東西卡在喉頭總會想吐出來。

話說就是有同事病了，有心人問該同事有沒有痰呀？ 是什麼顏色的？開始想關心同事的病況。

但同事居然一句說不知道，因為同事說自己從來不懂咳痰，更覺得「咔啐」是高難度動作。

好心人及我聽到此話都不太相信自己的耳朵還超驚嘆這是不可能的？就在此刻，同事鄰座的反應更為驚訝！更一副他鄉如故知般不停說一直都遇不上同類！超感動的！(囧) 

到底這是他們的緣份抑或只是一場巧合？ 因為在座就只有七個人！居然命中了七份之二！

在此敢問有沒有人也是這樣的？

咔~~~啐~~~~XD1153Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG82umasiyZ

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