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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #157
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 12, 2017
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 12, 2017
ISSUE #157
下雨天滴血天
No Plagiarism!UyVrxwQWObRAmZWb4Fg7posted on PＥNAＮＡ

颱風一到就會下雨。

下雨又讓我憶起了一單囧事。

某天，當我從某銀行總行的地庫保管箱再回到地面後就突然遇上了大大雨。

剛好，在該銀行的對面正有一間大型百貨公司(X施)。

我與友人便決定直衝到對面買傘子。

好衰不衰，當我一進店再一打開某縮骨傘來check check時就被割傷了手指！

所謂十指痛歸心啊！

簡直痛死我了！

鮮血也迅即巴啦巴啦的從我手指滴滴滴到地上！

該百貨公司的Sales見狀，第一時間居然是…

.

.

.

拿拖把來抹走我流到地上的血跡又問是那把傘子後才再問我怎麼了？

我心想這是想毀屍滅跡呀!!!!

我說當然想先止血！有沒有創傷膠布那些啦！

對方才「啊…啊…啊…」去拿給我…

但這一去卻去了十五分鐘…

然後手上只拿來一塊創傷膠布…(囧)

最後我當然沒買傘啦！

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Last updated: Sep 30, 2025
Total word count: 70,538
Total reading time: 235 Minutes
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