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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #140
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Dec 30, 2016
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Dec 30, 2016
ISSUE #140
一粒朱古力玩死一部電話
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這兩天不停(？)在〈聲色亂話〉裡懷舊又懷舊時就令我想起了一件囧事！

在某年某月某日，夥友一起去看《宇宙戰艦大和號》。

入場後，我很守規則地將手提電話關了後就丟在手袋裡卻忘了裡頭正有一顆「炸彈」將會被引爆…

看完後，一眾友人便去洗手間走個圈，也就是在此時此刻我才發現了很可怕的殺人事件！

那顆「炸彈(朱古力)」完全與我的手提電話合體了！(我囧)

可能是電話的熱力也可能是我身體的熱力！總之就是那顆朱古力溶了！

然後我就在洗手間內盡量為手電淨身！但淨來淨去都是夾雜著朱古力的殘骸與朱古力的香味！

同行在外面等我的友人們在不知內情前還以為我跌進了馬桶內了！為何這麼久都不出來！

最後，我即時去買過了一部手電！看那場戲實在太貴了！

所以說呢！除了一顆老鼠屎可搞臭一窩粥！原來一粒朱古力也可玩死了一部電話！

在此，奉勸各位也要小心啊！(再囧)

P.S. 朱古力=巧克力

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Last updated: Sep 30, 2025
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