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一分鐘無愁報
ISSUE #95
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 22, 2016
一分鐘無愁報
Author: LiBr@RisU
Published:
Jun 22, 2016
ISSUE #95
傘的用途(下)
No Plagiarism!BY6tDPRZ4bcwHlGO4e4Kposted on PＥNAＮＡ

傘 ── 除了是前篇所說的用途外，在天氣轉壞前也有超強大的用途。

雖然這用途不可能100%保護到自己，但最少也能有50%的保護作用。

我想不是太多人有見過什麼叫「空中飛蟻牆」？

「飛蟻」通常都在天氣變壞、颳風之前會出來亂飛亂撞…還會不明所以地鑽入各位家中…

我不明白每逢天氣轉壞，附近某家的門前就特別多「飛蟻出沒」。

那種可怕程度就是一大群在半空中亂飛！離遠看就已經見到密度超高！可想而知若然就這樣無遮無掩地衝過去的感覺會是怎樣？…

每次發生這種情況，我也只能硬著頭皮以傘子作為盾牌！

衝呀！~~~

啪啪啪啪啪~~~~~

飛蟻與傘子的碰擊聲此起彼落~~~~

上身有「傘盾」保護還好！但雙腳必定能感覺到飛蟻擦過的觸感~~~~

囧！妳住的是什麼地方來呀？！

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